"You be careful of him, Garrett. He's crazy. Blood crazy. They called him the Rainmaker because he left so many weeping widows around. He was big into torture."
"Just your average, everyday psycho next door. What was between him and Maggie Jenn?"
"I can't swear. From the little I've heard, he could've been her pimp."
"Her pimp?" I tried it out. "Her pimp." That had a feel to it, all right.
I dropped some money in front of Playmate, for the house. "Enjoy. I'm going to go put my thinking cap on."
Playmate divested himself of various remarks of the sort that have become fashionable among my acquaintances. I ignored him.
That last piece of news put a whole different weight on everything. Unless I was guessing way wrong.
It could happen.
27
Once bitten, twice shy? How often have I gotten nipped because I don't have the sense to get out of this racket? Often enough that I no longer wander around without tools to defend myself. Often enough that I stay alert once somebody starts getting physical.
Despite a few ales too many, I spied the ambush on Macunado—mainly because the night traffic was missing. The denizens of my fair city can smell trouble at a thousand yards, like small game when a troll is prowling the woods.
So it was as rowdy as a desert ruin around my place. It was so quiet I had trouble picking out the ambushers.
I finally caught the stir of a shadow in a breezeway across Macunado. There was no way to sneak up from where I was, so I retreated, took a long way.
All of a sudden I felt cheerful, the prospect of cracking heads making me high. That wasn't my way. The case was getting to me—if it was a case. I wasn't convinced.
I came at the guy from behind, singing a ratman working song. Far as I know it's the only working song they have, so few of them actually hold jobs—
Between the fake accent and fake drunken singing, my man was way off guard. He cussed me instead of getting set for trouble.
I staggered up and popped him between the eyes with my headthumper. He said "Gleep!" and stumbled backward, his knees watery. I grabbed his shirt, pushed him down onto his knees, slipped behind him, and laid the length of my stick under his chin. "All right, bruno, I lean back sudden and you find out what it'll be like the day you hang." I gave a little jerk to make my point. Also to keep him from getting too much air. He wouldn't be interested in much else if I kept him on short rations. "Get the point?"
He got the point. He grunted cooperatively—after I'd cut him off for a while.
"Excellent. Now here's the part where you tell me who sent you and how many buddies you have and where they're hanging out."
Give the guy credit. He was loyal to his pals. You don't see a lot of that in street thugs. He made me take him to the brink of the big sleep before he gave in. That was right after I whispered, "I've always found that the best way to run a bluff is don't be bluffing. You don't help me out here I'll just hunt me down another guy."
I was bluffing.
He made noises indicating that I'd smooth-talked him into cooperating. I eased off on the stick. "Maybe you better talk on the exhale. Or I might get edgy. You guys messing with me last night got my dander up."
Wham! I quick thumped him for thinking about what he was thinking of trying. "So who sent you?" I went back to choking him.
"Cleafer," he gasped. "Guy named Cleafer."
"Surprise, surprise," I muttered. "He happen to say why?"
Grunt and choke. Meant no, and who gave a damn why anyway? This Cleafer was paying real money.
"How may pals you got with you?"
Seven. Seven? "I'm flattered. This Cleafer must have a high opinion of me." I have a high opinion of me, but my enemies don't usually agree.
My man made sounds indicating he couldn't have agreed less. I took that to mean that he was recovering too fast. I popped him again.
I get less nice as I get older.
We chewed the fat till I knew where his buddies were hiding and I understood their grand strategy, which was to round me up and drag me off to their boss's hideout. Friendly Grange Cleaver, pre-owned property salesman, wanted to have a chat.
"Yeah. I like that idea. We'll do that. Only maybe we won't stick too close to the original scheme."
I popped the guy again, hard enough to put him to sleep. He was going to have a headache worse than the one his gang had given me.
Funny. I didn't feel bad about that.
So I went around pounding the stuffings out of guys till thumping heads no longer made me feel better. I wondered what folks on the shadow side would say when word got around. After the usual exaggerations, it might start worrying the kind of people who get in my way.
Nobody would believe it, probably. Everybody thinks I use Morley Dotes for all my heavy work.
I rounded up the smallest thug, a bit of a guy so tiny he had to be a breed. I slung him over my shoulder and headed for the Joy House.
Sometimes you can use a helping hand.
28
Morley tousled the little fellow's hair. "He's mad, Garrett. This is one you'd better not leave behind." We were in Morley's office upstairs at the Joy House. The veggie killers were rioting downstairs.
"And after I decided to give him a break. Any of those guys related to you, Stubby? Your lover or something?"
The little breed glared.
"I like this guy." Morley frowned at Spud, who was sizing the prisoner up for some painful burns.
"What?" the kid demanded.
"He's still officially a guest."
"Sure. And if I was here with a guy who'd just offed my whole gang but me I think I'd be a little more disturbed. Look at that fool. He's already sizing us up for some pain when it's him that's in the shit."
"Narcisio! Language!"
"He's got a point, Morley," I said. "The clown ought to be more scared."
"He's going to be, Garrett. It's just that he's from out of town."
I agreed. "How can you tell?" I wanted to see if his thinking paralleled mine.
"Because he isn't scared. Look, now he's got an idea who has him. He's starting to tense up. They didn't tell him anything when they gave him the job. They just put money in his pocket and told him to help with a snatch."
"I do believe you're right." I tried out a ferocious smile, like the guys from the violent ward would wear if they were sent out to play.
Morley was right. The little guy had heard of Morley Dotes even if he hadn't heard of me. He squeaked. Maybe Winger was right about reputation's tool value.
"I do believe he has a notion to deal," Morley observed.
"So," I said. "You want to be lucky number seven, the one who got away, or just another stiff?"
"Lucky seven sounds great to me."
"Look at that. He kept his sense of humor, Morley. I think that's great. All right, Lucky, what was the plan?" I told Morley, "Be a shame to let it go to waste."
Morley flashed a humorless grin. "Best thinking you've done in years." He was ready to go. I'd been surprised by how quickly he'd agreed to help. I recalled the glances between him and Sarge and Puddle. Was there old business between them and the Rainmaker?
I worry when Morley gets agreeable. I always end up getting jobbed.
"How much are you ready to spend, Garrett?"
I considered my agreement with Maggie Jenn, then the size of my advance. "Not much. You have something in mind?"
"Recall the Rainmaker's reputation. We could use some specialists to calm him down if he gets excited."
"Specialists?" Here comes a sales pitch. "Like who?"