"What?"
"Would he hire somebody to hunt somebody so he could settle an old grudge?"
"Maybe. We only got robbed one time. I know he's never stopped being mad about it. He'd go burn something down whenever he got thinking about it."
Interesting. Even curious. Not for an instant had he come across as hagridden.
"Come on, Garrett. Forget all that," Chaz cajoled.
"Yeah? Think I should?"
"I think you should think about what the doctor wants to prescribe."
I did my eyebrow thing. "Not another thought in my head." She did an old female trick back that set me to drooling on myself.
In a perfectly cool, rational, businesslike voice she said, "Daddy's paying. Make a pig of yourself."
"Oink, oink. But not here."
"Oooh! Promises, promises. Better be careful. I don't have to work tonight."
That was the best idea I'd heard in a while, but because she was one gorgeous woman, I let her have the last word.
52
A couple of regulars actually lifted welcoming paws when I drifted into Morley's place. The attitude didn't infect management, though. Puddle scowled like he was trying to remember where he put that damned rat poison.
Morley was in a good mood, though. He bounced downstairs as my tea arrived.
I said, "I know that look. You just won big on the water spider races. Or somebody's wife tripped and you ravished her before she could get up."
He showed me a mouth like a shark's. "I gather you're doing some ravishing yourself."
"What?"
"You were seen with a stunning blonde in a place way out of your class."
"Guilty. How'd you know?"
"You won't like the answer."
"Yeah? Hit me with the bad news. I'm overdue."
"A couple came in late last night. Slumming. He was mister Flashy. She was Rose Tate. She'd seen you earlier."
"Bet she had her nasty smile on." Rose Tate was the cousin of my lapsed girlfriend, Tinnie Tate. And Rose had a grudge.
"She did. You're going to star in some interesting girl talk."
"No doubt. But Tinnie knows Rose. Rose mention who else I was with?"
"You running a string?"
"Chaz brought her dad." I told the tale, then asked, "You ever seen Blaine?"
"No. Why?"
"Wondering about ringers again."
"You think Chastity is jobbing you, too?"
"It's paranoia time, Morley. My world has stopped making sense."
"When you're well paid, sense needn't enter the equation. Right?"
"But it helps."
"You're concerned about coincidence."
"What are the chances Chaz would work the same place as a thief that robbed her father?"
"What are the odds you'd get thrown in there where you could meet her? A lot longer, I'd say."
"How come?"
"Where would a female doctor have the best chance of getting started? Where would the imperials set Cleaver up if they wanted to put him into TunFaire?"
"You figure he's into something with them?"
"My guess is they think they are, but he's only using them so he can slide in and out of town without being noticed by people he used to know. You'll recall he meant nothing to Chastity at first."
"And her father?"
"You'll have to do your homework there."
"I've started. His place was cleaned out. It was one of the big jobs of the time. He only got back to town day before yesterday."
"After this started."
"And he's been away for years. Only came home for a few days each winter." Winter is the slack season in the war zone.
Morley looked at me hard, shook his head. "Your real problem is common sense is nagging you."
"What?"
"You can't let this thing alone. You have to keep picking at it. You set yourself up so you'd find an excuse. Now that you've done that common sense wants to make a comeback. Forget the Rainmaker, Garrett."
I jacked one eyebrow way, way up. "Oh?" Did he have a private line on Cleaver?
"He's on a traveling bullseye now, Garrett. Not mine. You get too close you could get hit by the volley that gets him." He gestured as though to push me away. "Go. I'll find out what I can about your lady's father."
53
Had to be magic. By the time I got home, after visiting a couple war buddies now in the extremist human rights movement, my place was surrounded. Ferocious pirates lounged on convenient corners. The guy from the outfit was back, with friends. The clumsy guy was there, and not alone, though I only glimpsed Winger before she vanished.
I'd even attracted some new folks. How many friends and enemies did the Rainmaker have?
I should have gathered the crowd and suggested we set up a pool, reduce duplication of effort, but I got distracted.
Slither and Ivy were camped on my front stoop.
Ivy had the good grace to blush. "We got thrown out," he told me. "I was trying to explain something to a guy and accidentally said the P word."
"What? What do you mean, the P word?" I checked Slither. The man looked awful.
"You know. Where he goes berserk."
Powziffle. Right. "Just out of curiosity, does he remember what he does after he hears that?"
The answer seemed a little much for Ivy's overtaxed intellect. He shrugged. I had a good idea, though. Might go a ways toward explaining Slither's problems.
Somewhere, sometime years ago, somebody twisted his mind trying to turn him into a human weapon, his trigger a nonsense phrase. Who and why didn't matter anymore, but they botched the job. Slither was out of control. He went into the Bledsoe improperly, but he belonged there. Out here he was going to get worse till somebody killed him.
Half the men roaming TunFaire belong inside somewhere. There aren't that many sane folks around, not that cross my path.
I went inside. The boys followed. Ivy headed for the small front room. The Goddamn Parrot started up. I paused to use the peephole. Morley must have run through the streets screeching about me being back on the job.
Interesting to note that the Rainmaker's pals were out as fast as his enemies. I wondered if some of those guys worked for Chastity's daddy.
With the boys so thick, it wasn't possible they were unaware of one another. That suggested possibilities.
If I was working for the outfit and thought somebody nearby worked for Cleaver, I'd snatch him and forget about Garrett. Were the lot so lazy they wanted me to do their work for them? Nah. They had to know about my lack of ambition.
Slither must have lost the landmarks blazing the trail to the kitchen. He just tagged along after Ivy. While the boys renewed acquaintances with TGD Parrot, I hit the kitchen fast and got my meager stores put out of sight.
Some forsaken jerk started pounding on the door. His knock was so diffident I almost let it go.
The Goddamn Parrot was heaping the Garrett lineage with fulsome praise. "Strangle that jungle chicken. I'm going to sell the feathers." I returned to the peephole.
Where did they find these guys? Slight financial types, they were the kind of guys who fought their war shuffling papers. The kind of ninety-three-pound brain cases anybody who ever did any real soldiering swore he was going to drown in urine if he ever got the chance... Curious. Their kind seldom ventured into my part of town.
Macunado Street isn't the Bustee but is in a neighborhood silver spoons are scared to visit.
Maybe they had something to do with the Blaines.
I opened up.
Error.
Maybe I did sense something. I did have one hand on the grip of my headknocker. Useful. Because two men as big as Saucerhead Tharpe materialized from the blind spots beside my door and tried to run me over.
I stumbled back, astonished. I produced my stick. The guy nearest me tried to tackle me. I drifted aside and laid my stick across the back of his skull. These clowns had to be from another dimension. Nobody tries to take me at home.