The Dead Man doesn't suffer disturbances.
Well, not usually. If I hadn't been busy, I would've gone to see what was keeping him. He didn't stir a mental muscle.
That first guy curled up for a nap. His behemoth buddy scoped it out and opted for a less precipitous approach. He remained confident. He had valiant commodities brokers to harry my flanks.
Slither stuck his head out of the small front room. He didn't look like he could be much help, but he was behind the crowd. "Hey, Slither. Powziffle pheez."
My pronunciation was good enough.
The screams for help had died away. I didn't hear much groaning or furniture breaking anymore, either. Careful to make no noise, I moved the table away from the kitchen door, took a peek down the hall.
Ivy had Slither up against the wall, shaking a finger under his chin. The Goddamn Parrot was on the little guy's shoulder, singing. Near as I could tell, most of the invaders were breathing.
I stepped into the hallway.
"Why did you have to go and do that?" Ivy whined.
"Because these guys wanted to operate on me without getting patient permission." Even the guy I put down myself had bruises on his bruises. Slither must have been practicing his fancy dance steps. "He all right?"
"He will be. No thanks to you."
"Let's don't squabble. Prisoners of war here. Get it? Interrogation." I opened the Dead Man's door—like I'd be able to see what the hell he thought he was doing, sleeping through all this. I saw what I deserved to see, which was the corpse of a fat Loghyr slouched in a dusty chair.
My pals just needed guidance. When I finished checking on my one-time partner, the invaders were trussed like pigs set for live roasting. The action brought Slither back.
"You guys ever work interrogation?" I asked.
Ivy nodded. Reluctantly, it seemed. Slither looked dumb. He was real good at that. A natural talent.
"My style is to scare them without hurting them—if that can be helped. We have four guys here. One ought to be a weak sister. Right?"
Blank looks.
"We try to figure out which one will tell us what we want to know without we bust them up."
"Can you do that?"
Why do I try to be a nice guy? Even people on the side of the angels, my side, don't understand.
I took my pals into the kitchen. We slapped together a really rough meal while we waited for those guys to wake up.
One by one they came around. They didn't seem thrilled with their circumstances.
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Cup of tea in hand, accomplices at my sides, the Goddamn Parrot cussing like he'd invented the genre, I returned to the hallway. "All right, boys. Let's play a game. Winners get to go home with all their fingers and toes." If they didn't know enough to be wary of the Dead Man, they didn't know I seldom toast off villainous digits.
Slither had his own ideas. He broke a guy's arm. Casual, no big deal, just part of the job, all empathy absent. When his victim stopped squealing, I said, "Mainly, I want to know who you are. And why you busted in, of course."
The clerk type with two good arms volunteered, "We were supposed to discourage you. Warn you off."
"We're gaining ground. Now clue me in. Warn me off what? Why? And who says?"
He looked at me like I was retarded.
Maybe he was right. "I don't have a clue, friend."
"You've got to drop what you're doing... "
"Let's try getting more specific."
That didn't elicit a response. "Lords of Shadow," I muttered, gesturing at Slither. Slither took a step.
"Hold on! Hold on! Mr. Davenport asked us to convince you that you shouldn't waste any more time looking for Miss Jenn."
"Good, Except I don't know any Davenport. I've never heard of any Davenports. Who the hell is he?"
My man got a big "Duh?" look on him. Which meant he did have brain enough to want to find a connection if he was supposed to pound on a guy who never heard of the guy who wanted him pounded. We were confused, us two. But I had Slither to help clarify. Slither glowered. Slither loomed. I remarked, "He likes hurting folks. You don't want to go home in a litter, you'd better whisper in my ear. And tell me no sweet little lies. What'd I do that got this Davenport clown upset?"
"You're trying to find Miss Jenn."
Miss Jenn, eh? "Give me some details. I'm a detail kind of guy."
The staff type went to talking like he'd contracted diarrhea of the mouth. I squatted beside the flood and panned for nuggets.
He claimed a character named Davenport, good buddy of Marengo North English, didn't much like the idea of me maybe finding Emerald Jenn, so he'd asked some pals to discourage me. His pals had no idea why Davenport gave a damn who did or didn't find Emerald.
I poked in a question whenever he paused for breath. He answered everything. He couldn't shut up now. In time I did understand that I hadn't gotten on the wrong side of Marengo North English himself. This was Davenport's alone. Good. I have no desire to get noticed by the lunatic fringe.
I said, "I know this is going to break your hearts, guys, but I don't give a rat's ass about that kid. I'm not on that case anymore. These days I'm hunting a creep named Grange Cleaver. You help me out there, I'll forget you messed up my hallway. I won't even go break Mr. Davenport's arms."
I harvested a crop of blank looks. None of those guys ever heard of Grange Cleaver.
"All right. Out of personal curiosity, because of all this, I would like to talk to Emerald. Pass that on to her. I want to ask about her mother and Cleaver." I gestured. Ivy and Slither both got my drift without elaborate instructions. Ivy opened the door. Slither herded the gang that way. The Goddamn Parrot got into the game, encouraging their departure. "Hey! You guys want a talking chicken?" Sometimes people are just too fast. Those guys got out without answering or even looking back.
You'd think a talking bird would be a real prize—wouldn't you?—if you hadn't been around him long enough to know better.
I watched the watchers watch the flight of the four dismayed human rights activists. Their going didn't generate much excitement.
Could I lay hands on one of those fierce pirates? If he talked, I could get the Firelord what he wanted fast. Maybe. Cleaver had spent a life being light on his feet. He wasn't about to convenience anybody now.
I went back to the kitchen, built another sandwich. I checked on the Dead Man. Out of it still. I went back to the peephole. Evening had started lowering its skirts. Which made no difference. The street was as crowded as ever. My fans hadn't called it a day.
My gaze swept a pair of earringed angels—and I suffered a mighty intuition.
I knew where to find Grange Cleaver. He hadn't hauled his buccaneer behind out of TunFaire. He was still around, laughing at everybody trying to track him down. It was a game for him. A vicious game. If he feared he risked losing, he'd cut and run.
I summoned Ivy and Slither. "I admit I wanted you guys out of my hair. Didn't work, but my misfortune looks lucky now." The Goddamn Parrot didn't like being left alone. He started spouting off in a big way. I stepped over where he could see me, gave him the evil eye. He shut up while he considered the situation. "I need you to hold the fort."
Ivy stared. Slither said, "Huh?"
Great. "I'm going out the back way." I spoke slowly and clearly. "I'm leaving you in charge. Anybody knocks, either ignore them or don't tell them anything." I donned my best scowl, faced the Dead Man's door. Old Bones was way overdue.