Outside, a group of fisher folk cheered loudly, the illusion of perfection somewhat ruined by the fact that someone threw a dead fish at Robin and shouted out, ‘Light heels!’
The strain of the wedding now over, John became hysterical and laughed audibly, a fact which annoyed the bridegroom who shot him a dark look. So it was in this atmosphere that the assembled company got into their waiting conveyances and started up the hill to Sidmouth House and the feast which awaited them.
Seventeen
It had always amazed the Apothecary that such a peculiar little woman as Lady Sidmouth should have such great artistry in the matter of interior decoration. He had thought that her ball had reached the heights of splendour but on this occasion the wedding feast excelled it. The Grand Saloon, in which the reception was to be held, was without doubt the most stunning room in the entire house as well as being the largest. From the pillars surrounding the doorway to the huge French doors giving a full view of the gardens and lawns sweeping down to the sea, everything was in perfect proportion. Not only that, the room had a harmony most pleasing to the eye and the senses. Decorated throughout in a pale shade of yellow it caught the sun’s beams and reflected them, like the heart of a primrose.
For the feast Lady Sidmouth had stripped out a great deal of the furniture and instead had set up long tables covered in elegant white cloths, all laid with the most exquisite silver and glassware. She had also filled the room with late spring hyacinths which added their strange heady scent to the air and added a dark shade of blue to the decorations. Entering the Saloon in a long line, being greeted first by the Earl and the new Countess, together with Lady Sidmouth as hostess and Robin, her son, as host, John came face to face with his old acquaintance.
‘My dear Lord Sidmouth,’ he said, giving a small bow, ‘do you remember me?’
The cherubic face which had been quite becoming in his youth had now run to fat and represented a florid faun rather than anything angelic.
Robin peered closely. ‘Well, damme! Ain’t you Rawlings? A friend of Orlando’s?’
‘Yes, we met in Bath if you recall.’
‘So we did and had a merry time of it. But what a tragic end Orlando had. I would have thought him the very last to commit suicide.’
John’s face did not move a muscle as he replied, ‘Quite so.’
Robin leant closer and there was a puff of hot, rather smelly breath. ‘Would like to talk to you more but duty calls. Do seek out my wife. Name of Maud. That’s her over there in the mauve gown.’
He gestured and John turned his head to look, his eye alighting on a listless woman with a pained expression.
‘We shall be delighted to do so,’ said the Marchesa rapidly, taking John under the elbow and steering him towards the Earl and his new wife.
The pair stood slightly apart and John had a second or two to look at them before he arrived before them. St Austell seemed almost rejuvenated by the recent ceremony, his long white hair glinting in the sunshine, tied back with his usual scarlet ribbon. Beside him the bride looked like a vixen who had just killed a chicken and was waiting to devour it. They were one of the nastiest wedded couples that the Apothecary had ever clapped his eyes on.
Lord St Austell spoke. ‘May I say how damned fine you look, Madam.’
This remark was addressed to the Marchesa, who dropped a small curtsey in response.
‘But not as fine as your bride, my Lord.’
The Earl made no answer but seized Miranda roughly round the waist and pulled her towards him in a gesture so familiar that John knew they had already been to bed together.
‘No, nobody could be as lovely as my Countess.’
He said this with such an air of satisfaction that John wanted to hit him. Elizabeth, sensing his tension, complimented Miranda on her appearance and hurried John into the wedding feast proper.
The meal began with schooners of sherry, dry as a bone and much to the Apothecary’s taste. Then when everybody was seated in their appointed place, the food was served by Lady Sidmouth’s staff with extra people brought in so that there should be no slacking.
John found himself between Elizabeth and Lettice James, once again minus a husband whom John was beginning to suspect was a figment of her imagination. She had outdone herself as regards her ensemble and had topped the whole thing with an enormous hat, representing a ship in full sail, the mast of which threatened to prise John’s eye out whenever she bent forward.
‘My oh my, what a noble company, is it not, Mr Rawlings? I feel quite elevated by being amongst them, so I do.’
John dodged the mast and got slapped by a spinnaker instead.
‘Your husband is not with you today, Mrs James?’
‘No, poor dear, he suffers terribly with a personal complaint and is laid low with it I fear.’
John hesitated to ask in case she told him, but Elizabeth entered the conversation.
‘I’m sorry to hear that. What form does his illness take?’
Lettice lowered her voice to a hoarse whisper. ‘Flatulence.’
‘Indeed. Is there no cure?’
The Apothecary felt it coming before the words had formed.
‘I wondered if Mr Rawlings would have a look at him and might indeed prescribe something. Many local doctors have washed their hands of the case.’
John winced. ‘Gladly, Madam. One of these days I will call in.’
‘Could you not be a little more specific, Sir?’
‘Alright. I’ll come next week.’
‘Oh thank you, thank you,’ gushed Lettice and hit John with a mainsail for a reward.
The meal progressed and the sunlight slowly moved round until it was coming in across the sea. Cuthbert Simms appeared and informed them that the orchestra was setting up in the Great Hall and, indeed, strains of music could be heard.
‘My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen,’ he announced importantly, ‘the dancing will be led by the bridal couple.’
The Earl of St Austell rose to his full height and his cruel mouth forced itself into a smile. ‘Come, Miranda,’ he said, ‘let us show the young folk how it should be done.’
The company rose as he led his bride outward and then followed him in a mass, drunk with wine and with the general atmosphere of high excitement. John led Elizabeth out, taking her by the hand, noticing the way the folds of her gown gleamed in the dusky light. How could he ever let her go? he wondered.
They stood round the room in a vast circle watching the Earl and Countess perform an old-fashioned minuet. It should have been charming, a delight to see, but John felt quite repelled by the expressions on their faces. St Austell’s smile seemed cruel and rapacious; Miranda’s was so demure that it could not be believed. Their dance ended to polite applause and then the whole room began to form into sets as Cuthbert shouted out the names of the dances, then participated himself, his partner being the listless Maud. Robin Sidmouth meanwhile whirled about with a lovely local lass — though his smiles were reserved for her brother, John could not help but notice.
The dancing was eventually broken up by the bride being taken upstairs to her chamber, her attendant females giggling girlishly. Somehow or other Miranda managed to manufacture a deep blush which she made sure the assembled company could see. The bridegroom, attended by a motley selection of elderly rakes, followed shortly afterwards. John turned to Elizabeth, having no wish to see the grand bedding.
‘I feel like another drink. What about you, my dear?’
‘An excellent plan indeed.’
They wandered back into the Grand Saloon, where many of the other guests had already foregathered, the orchestra taking a well-earned break. The sun was beginning to set over the sea and the very first candles were being lit in the room, giving it a soft and glowing and highly atmospheric feel. Leaving Elizabeth talking John went over to the long doors and looked out at the dying day, gazing out towards the sea as was his habit. And then he saw her. Just for a split second he could have sworn that an old woman in a poke bonnet stepped out from behind a tree and stared towards him, then in the blink of an eye was gone.