‘Hardly.’ Suhami came over. ‘The last thing she needs is that sort of reminder. It’s because of him she’s in the state she is.’
‘This bottle’s empty.’
‘Heart pills.’
‘He had time to take them, then.’
‘So it seems.’
‘There’s something stuffed in this wallet.’ Silvery cream and fawn alligator scales, it bulged slightly on one side. Christopher placed his finger into the aperture and a cloud of confetti-like stuff flittered out. He caught some pieces in his hand. ‘It’s money.’
‘How grotesque.’ Suhami stared down at the scattered fragments. She felt irrationally frightened. ‘He would never do that. Unless ...’ Briefly she entertained a vision of Guy in extremis finally apprehending the useless futility of his massive wealth and symbolically ripping apart a high-denomination bank note. Almost immediately she rejected this sentimental indulgence for the nonsense that it was.
‘Unless what?’
‘I don’t know. He was very ... strung out. Emotional. When we talked in the afternoon, I felt quite sorry for him. Not that I let him see.’
‘Why ever not?’
‘He despised any show of kindness. He just thought it meant you were weak.’
‘He sounds a bit sad.’
‘Don’t waste your finer feelings,’ said Suhami. ‘That’s when he took the knife don’t forget. Oh - put the bloody things back. No - wait ...’ She picked up the watch and with one quick movement thrust it towards him. ‘Here - have it.’
‘What?’
‘Take it.’ He stared, incredulous. ‘Go on.’
Christopher swallowed. His eyes turned slowly to the watch as if pulled by a silken thread. ‘You can’t mean it.’
‘Why not?’
‘I don’t know. It’s so incredibly ... so ...’ He knew the longing was vivid on his face but couldn’t help himself. ‘Who does it belong to?’
‘Me. He always said he’d leave me everything.’
‘But you can’t just ...’ The same thread now lifted his arm, uncurled his fingers, stretched out his hand.
‘Of course I can.’ She made a sort of dart towards him, dropped the watch in his palm and withdrew.
‘Are you sure?’
‘Quite sure.’ She had already moved quite away. ‘Sell it if you like. Buy yourself what the agents call a nice des res. But please don’t wear it if you’re anywhere near me.’
Christopher slipped the watch into his pocket. It weighed nothing. He was excited by the magnitude of the gift but also faintly aggravated by the casual manner in which it had been offered. Almost dangled under his nose. He then got the notion that the whole business was some sort of test which, by accepting the watch, he had failed. He was certainly aware of a tension emanating from her that he didn’t understand. Then it struck him that it might be some sort of consolation prize and that she had already decided to go her own way without him. This perception made him angry and not only because of the humiliating ‘pay off’ connotations. He would rather have Suhami than any timepiece, no matter how magnificent.
It was gone three by the time Barnaby and Troy drove up to the Manor House and May greeted them. She was looking wondrously flamboyant in a multicoloured striped djellaba with a beaten copper belt.
‘Ah - there you are.’ As if they had been personally summoned. ‘I’m so glad. I’ve something to tell you.’
‘Oh yes, Miss Cuttle?’ Barnaby followed her into the hall. The house seemed still and quiet but for the faint clatter of crockery. He noted and commented on the marvellous spillage of painterly light from the lantern.
‘We bathe in it, Chief Inspector. We saturate our psyches. At least once a day. Never underestimate the healing power of colour. Perhaps you would care ...?’
‘Another time, perhaps. What did you wish -?’
‘Not here.’ She walked speedily off, beckoning as she went. This was accomplished by holding her arm straight up above her head and swivelling her hand back and forth. Barnaby was reminded of a submarine’s conning tower.
Her hair was piled on top of her head today. A shapely coronet of loops, waves, sausage-like curls and a frilly fringe which, on a woman less formidably Rubenesque, might have been described as saucy. They followed her without difficulty. Indeed such was the magnetic pull of her flowing draperies that it seemed impossible to do otherwise. She ushered them into a room, glanced intently up and down the corridor, then closed the door.
After these urgent preliminaries, Barnaby expected an immediate flood of informative speech, but she waited - wrinkling her splendid Romanish nose and delicate nostrils. Eventually she said, ‘There are some extremely negative, not to say thorny vibrations here.’ Her gaze swivelled sternly between the two men. ‘I rather think it’s you.’ Troy raised his eyebrows, Joe Cool. ‘I must ask for a few moments’ grace to re-establish positive ions and restore my vitality index.’
She sat down at a small round table covered by an orange bobble-fringed chenille cloth, rested her elbows against the edge and closed her eyes. A minute ambled slowly by, followed, as is the way of things, by several more.
Is there anybody there? wondered Troy. He hoped it wasn’t his Aunty Doris. He’d owed her fifty quid when she’d got knocked down by a Ford Sierra and she’d an edge to her tongue like a buzz saw.
‘Oh! Buoyant rays!
Float in me restoring quantum peace
Effloresce and harmonise in Vesta’s all-seeing eye
Ida and Pingala - cross my nodes.’
At the first declarative boom, Troy nearly jumped from his skin. Barnaby studied his shoes, refusing to catch his sergeant’s eye. He noticed another larger table in the far corner holding many bottles of bright liquid. Nostra for the credulous no doubt. May inhaled and exhaled deeply a few more times, looked around and gave a calm and welcoming smile.
‘There. Isn’t that better? Are you quite comfortable?’ Barnaby nodded. Troy continued to state thornily out of the window.
‘I did not sleep last night as I’m sure you can appreciate but, resting briefly before luncheon, I fell into a slight doze during which I was visited by the green Master Rakowkzy. He gives advice on legal matters, as I expect you know, and he said I ought to talk to you.’
‘I see,’ lied the chief inspector, rather stymied by this ‘hey presto!’ introduction.
‘It isn’t anything to do with the Master’s elevation but another matter entirely. I’d been worried for some time and had just decided to talk to Christopher about it when the meteor fell and that put it right out of my head. We didn’t realise at the time it was a portent.’ Mistaking the controlled blankness of Barnaby’s expression for incomprehension, she added kindly, ‘That means omen, you know.’
‘Yes,’ said the chief inspector.
May glanced over to the window where Troy was pressing his head hard against the pane. ‘I say - is your sergeant all right?’
‘He’s fine.’
‘I’m afraid,’ said May, ‘I can no longer play the dromedary with my head in the sand. There is definitely something going on.’
Dear God, thought Barnaby, up to our oxters in murder and there’s something going on.
‘It all started after Jim Carter left us.’
‘I don’t recall the name, Miss Cuttle.’
‘No. He died before you met him.’
Barnaby didn’t even try on that one. ‘And who was he?’