‘It’s called the Fludd Festival. Most people don’t have a clue about Flanagan or who he was. They think it’s named after Branwell. He’s damned either way. Either he supports it, or he doesn’t. It wasn’t his idea.’
‘Only because he’s too lazy and uninspired. Branwell’s never had an idea in his life and he’s certainly never acted on one.’ Monica was on a high horse. She often was. It suited her and she enjoyed being there, even if the position wasn’t always logical.
‘That’s not fair.’
‘Back to Malcolm Fraser,’ she said. ‘I’m extremely fond of Branwell and Camilla, but that doesn’t mean that I approve of them. I think they’re an affront, actually, and the literary festival is the most obvious source of irritation. It’s not, as you put it, fair, and I think he’s living off his ancestor’s talent. I don’t really object, except when I stop and think about it. But don’t give me that ridiculous line about being him not being easy. Being the fourteenth baronet with your own literary festival is an extremely soft option.’
‘I disagree,’ he said. ‘It was the council’s idea, and if he supported it he was damned, just as he would have been damned if he had opposed it. They just wanted to extend the holiday season, and the Fludd name was a good way of doing it. They’re the ones who are exploiting it. It wasn’t Branwell’s idea to call Mallborne the centre of Fludd Country and put up signs to prove it. In fact, he finds it pretty embarrassing.’
‘Then, why not say so? He goes along with the idea and the money rolls in, while he wrings his hands in a weedy way and pretends to thinks it’s all a bit vulgar and common.’
‘On the contrary,’ said Bognor, defending his old friend and fellow Apocrypha man, ‘a lot of people think he’s vulgar and common, and there’s absolutely nothing he can do about it. Imagine the outcry if there was a story along the lines of “Fludd scion attacks family festival”.’
‘I disagree,’ she said.
‘Why? How? It’s no use disagreeing for the hell of it; you have to have a reason.’
Their voices were ever so slightly raised, though they were enjoying an argument, not having a domestic tiff. It was argument such as this that kept them going: adversarial, but not mortally so. Theirs was a learning process, not just because their verbal battles ended in an increased knowledge of the matter under debate, but because they always knew each other even better when they had finished. It was this mutual knowledge, honed over years of matrimonial bickering, that made them such a formidable team, both professionally and over the dinner table, and during the long weekend. It didn’t pay to mess with the Bognors.
‘He gets to seem to ride shotgun,’ she said, ‘but actually he’s just riding on coat-tails. Other buggers’ efforts. Like I said, he’s never done a hand’s turn, but he has this reputation. Everything’s inherited; the festival most of all.’
It didn’t seem like that to Bognor, though he had to admit that most things to do with Branwell Fludd were the result of what other people had achieved and what other people had left him. What Monica didn’t seem to take into account was that the inheritance carried obligations, as well as benefits. Branwell was not his own person; he was determined by circumstance; his freedom of action was circumscribed. His prison might have gold bars, but it was still a cell.
‘Branwell can’t do what he wants,’ he said, ‘and that’s limiting. He controls a living and that’s a perk. But then a relation takes holy orders and comes to him as a supplicant. The church is in his gift, but he has to bestow it in a particular way to a particular person. That’s an obligation.’
‘ Noblesse oblige,’ she said.
He nodded. ‘You could put it like that,’ he agreed. ‘It wouldn’t be original, but, otherwise, it’s about right.’
‘Nice sort of obligation,’ she said.
He smiled. This was an argument, he felt, that he had won.
‘The point I am making,’ he said, ‘is that most of us are free to live our lives as we wish. In my case, I became a special investigator. No one asked me to become such a thing, but that’s what I do. By the same token, I met and married you. The lack of children I suppose I regret, but that is outside our control, as are a number of other facts, such as our appearance, our life expectancy and so on. For Branwell, it’s different. Inheriting his title and Mallborne Manor is limiting, but being descended from Flanagan Fludd, and then having Councillor Smallwood of the Mallborne District Council deciding to create a literary festival with him as the central figure, creates further constraints. I’m not saying that Branwell is not in a number of portent respects a lucky and privileged bleeder, but he can’t lead his own life in his own way, like the way the rest of us can.’
‘Oh, all right,’ said Monica with something approaching grace. ‘You win. What about Sebastian?’
‘What about Sebastian?’ This sounded like round two: seconds out of the ring, ding-ding, start boxing.
‘Would you say he had freedom to do as he wished? Or was he circumscribed in the same way as Branwell?’
‘Not in the same way as Branwell, no. On the whole, he had complete freedom of choice to begin with, but then the minute he got religion in a serious professional way he was hamstrung. So are the rest of us, but becoming a reverend imposes a tighter straitjacket than the one most of us are laced into. The fact that he did it himself doesn’t make it any easier. Rather the reverse.’
‘OK,’ she said, returning to her moutons. ‘So did he jump? Or was he pushed?
And, in the end, does it make a blind bit of difference. Is, in other words, any useful purpose established by establishing exactly what happened. Wouldn’t we be better off, as Branwell appears to be suggesting, in simply drawing a line under the messy business and moving on. Nothing we can do will bring him back. Branwell’s right there.’
‘Don’t think I hadn’t thought of it,’ agreed Bognor. A dove cooed from nearby. The Fludds owned a mediaeval dovecote and had a flock of white birds to match. They made a mess and a soft plangent sound which was agreeably soothing. Time was when there would have been more and would have supplemented the larder. Today, they were ornamental only. ‘There’s a lot to be said for letting events take their natural course. The trouble is that my whole raison d’etre is predicated on not doing so.’
‘You said it,’ she said with feeling.
‘Branwell would let his cousin rest in peace,’ said Bognor.
‘For all the wrong reasons.’
‘He believes in letting things follow their natural course. Assume their own shape in their own way. Ride the waves. Maybe he’s right. In any case, who are we to say which reasons are right? There’s more than one way of playing God.’
‘If Sebastian had died of natural causes, then maybe so. But if he didn’t…’
‘We know he didn’t die of natural causes,’ said Bognor. ‘He was strung up. Hanged from the rafters of his own church.’
‘You know what I mean,’ she protested. ‘If he killed himself, then there’s an even better reason for leaving it all alone. If no one else is involved, then no one else is involved. We have no right to strike attitudes. If he was killed against his wishes, then that’s a different matter.’
‘There was no sign of a struggle,’ he said.
‘We have to wait for the pathologist’s report. That will tell us for certain. But I agree. On the face of it, there’s no sign of a struggle, but that doesn’t mean he wasn’t killed against his wishes. He could have been frightened by a man with a knife who forced him to make it look like suicide by hanging; then kicked the stool away when Sebastian wasn’t expecting it. If it happened like that, then there wouldn’t be signs of a struggle.’
‘A lot of hypothesis; precious little evidence.’
‘A lot of murders are like that,’ she said. ‘An awful lot are solved by a bluff that’s so convincing the guilty party owns up. But the so-called evidence wouldn’t stand up in court. Confession induced by bluff. That’s why successful detectives are consummate poker players.’