The mower came to the end of the strip it was mowing, and, sure enough, rolled out onto the sidewalk and started heading for the Kowalskis’ lawn next door. “Oh, no, you don’t!” Catie muttered, pointing the remote at it and hitting the right-arrow key for “turn.”
The mower kept going.
“Technology,” Catie said under her breath, disgusted, and went after the mower, hitting the Stop button on the remote as she did so. The mower ignored this, too, and she just managed to catch up with it and hit the master power button on the upper surface before it rolled up onto the Kowalskis’ grass. The mower’s motor buzzed down to silence, and Catie picked it up and took it back to her own lawn, trying to hold it a little away so she wouldn’t get grass clippings all over herself. “What’s the matter with you, you hunk of junk?” she said. “Is your code buggy somewhere, I wonder…?”
Catie put the mower back on the lawn, next to the stripe that it had completed and at the end of which it had escaped, then hit the power switch again and turned it loose once more. Off it went, and this time she stood and watched it while it trundled down the length of the lawn, across the flagstones that led to the front door, and down to the hedge, where it turned. The mower then came back, crossed the flagstones again, came to the driveway, and this time sensed it correctly — turned, and headed for the hedge again.
Catie sat back down on the steps and kept watching the mower. Her viewing last night of South Florida’s recent history and the professional reaction to it had left her with a feeling of pressure. The whole array of the “paid” part of the sport drawn up and looming over this single, strange, maverick, little splinter group, trying to force it into the shape that all the other parts of it had assumed — had perhaps been forced to assume? — over the past decade or so. She wondered how South Florida was going to react to this. For her own part, it seemed to Catie that there had to be a level on which there was still room for human beings to just do sports for the love of the sport itself. That was a concept that the commentators seemed to be having trouble with, though they claimed otherwise, and the professionals seemed to be trying to pretend that the money was somehow an accident that had happened to them — if a very nice one — and that anyone who tried to avoid that accident when it finally threatened to befall them was either crazy, or trying to make the professionals look bad, or trying to cheat their own team out of the recognition (Catie read this as code for “financial success”) that was somehow naturally their right by becoming good enough at what they did to compete with the pros. The whole business made Catie twitch, and she was getting more and more curious to see what George Brickner’s take on it was going to be.
A few more turns up and down the lawn finally saw the mower finished with its work. Catie stopped the mower with the remote, which worked this time, and got up to head into the garage again, pausing to check the top of the battery pack. Its LED gauge was still well up in the green. She went into the garage, got the grass basket, hooked it to the back of the mower, and sent it on its way again, this time set for “reverse pattern” and “vacuum.”
Catie had to empty the grass basket three times. My fault, she thought, lugging the basket to the “compost” garbage can the second time. I should have done this Tuesday, and not let the lawn get to the point where it looked like the Amazonian rain forest. Then she spent another fifteen minutes or so sweeping up the cuttings that had fallen in the driveway, and generally cleaning up after herself. As she was finishing, she turned and saw her brother standing in the open front door, barefoot, wearing black sweatpants and a Glo-Shirt apparently just out of the wash, for it had reverted to the default black background and the words YOUR MESSAGE HERE, which now marched their way around Hal’s upper body in white block letters. Hal was yawning. “I love work,” he said as Catie came up the steps. “I could watch you do it all day.”
Catie didn’t say anything, since this sentiment too clearly matched her own assessment of her brother, and she didn’t want to pick a fight with him right now as much as she wanted her breakfast. “This diner or whatever it is we’re going to,” she said, “how’s the food?”
Hal followed her into the kitchen. “If it’s the same as it was when I went there last, a few months ago, it’s just the usual deli stuff. They had pretty good ‘smoked meat’ sandwiches — they get the meat from some chain in Montreal.”
“Okay.” Catie went to the freezer and pulled out a packaged pair of MicroCroissants, stuck them in the microwave, started zapping them, and then got herself down a mug and a teabag. It was just something light to hold her until closer to lunchtime. “Better get yourself into the shower, then. It’s pushing ten already, and if we’re going to get down there in time—”
“Nag, nag, nag,” Hal said. “You’re as bad as Mom.” He headed out of the kitchen, down toward the bathroom.
Catie smiled slightly, unclipped the stylus from beside the LivePad on the fridge, and neatly crossed out the word lawn on the chores list. The LivePad played a small triumphant trumpet voluntary and said in her mom’s voice, “Thank you, sweetie!” The word!!! dishwasher!!! underneath it, still untouched, then immediately developed many small red, yellow, and blue arrows pointing at it, and the word Hal!!! appeared nearby.
Catie just smiled and went off to make her tea.
An hour later they were at Delano’s in Georgetown, a very standard Formica-and-stainless-steel — type diner, and as they came in the front door, there he was, standing by the PLEASE WAIT TO BE SEATED sign just inside the door — George Brickner. Catie was surprised to find that the man was not smaller than he seemed in virtuality, which was usually the case, but that he was taller. Five eleven easily, maybe a hundred and eighty pounds, broad-shouldered and narrow-waisted, but not so much so that he looked overmuscled, he stood there in neodenims and one of the big floppy semitrans shirts that were popular for hot-weather wear at the moment, looking pleasant, accessible, and absolutely ordinary. Hal and Catie introduced themselves, and George shook their hands and said, “Look, I’m starving, I missed my breakfast, and I couldn’t eat what they were serving on the plane. It looked like a byproduct of a biowar attack. Would it seem incredibly rude to you if we just sat right down and ordered something?”
“No problem at all,” Hal said. “But where’s Mike?”
“Late, probably,” George said. “He’s been late for everything ever since I’ve known him. He’ll probably be late for his own funeral, if I know Mike. Let’s just sit down. It’s crazy to stand here hoping he’ll turn up in the next few minutes. We’ll be chewing our own elbows off by the time he gets here, if we wait for him.”
The waitress came along and brought them to a booth by a window, nearly walking into things a couple of times as she tried to both go forward and at the same time talk to George while he followed her. Catie saw the heads of people seated on either side turn as the three of them passed, their eyes resting first on Brickner and then on her and Hal with an expression that seemed to read, “The first guy, we recognize. Are these two somebody important, too?” It was an odd sensation, and after the first twinge of amusement and excitement, she wasn’t sure she liked it.