‘Yes, it does. Anyhow, the three men are the ones who’ve shown us hospitality, and Mrs Colwyn-Welch and her daughters have gone back to Holland, haven’t they?’
‘I imagine that they have, and, as we do not know whether the chasm between Bernardo and Binnie has been bridged, it might be embarrassing for the two of them to receive the invitation. We will leave it, then, at the professors and old Mr van Zestien. That, as you rightly point out, will relieve us of our social obligations.’
‘I wish awful old Rebekah Rose was coming,’ said Laura wistfully. ‘She’s almost too good to be true. Where does she live?’
‘I have no idea. I envisage a London flat, but I have nothing much to go on. In any case, I doubt whether she and her daughter would feel at home in rural Hampshire. Petra Rose did not seem to care for the salt marshes, mud and shingle of North Norfolk.’
The informally-worded invitations were sent off in due course and were answered promptly. The professors, it appeared, were delighted to accept and thought it very kind indeed of Dame Beatrice to remember them. They looked forward immensely to meeting her in London and visiting her clinic, and then driving with her to her country home. Their father, alas, was a little indisposed and was confined to his room. Again thanking Dame Beatrice and reiterating how much pleasure it would give them to renew their acquaintance with her, they remained hers most sincerely.
‘If they’re leaving Norfolk after lunch and coming by road,’ said Laura, ‘I should think they’d be in London in time for tea.’
This proved to be the case. The professors came in a hired, self-drive car and arrived, by way of the Norwich ring-road, Thetford and Newmarket, at exactly five o’clock. George immediately took charge of the hired car and garaged it, with Dame Beatrice’s own, safely beyond the ken of parking meters and traffic wardens (a service for which the professors were duly grateful), and Laura ushered them in.
As Henri and Célestine had been despatched to the Stone House in Hampshire to prepare for the arrival of the guests, there was nothing for it, Dame Beatrice observed to Laura, but to dine out. Over the dinner table Dame Beatrice asked for further news of the family. She had already made a civil enquiry as to the state of old Mr van Zestien’s health and had been told that it gave rise to no anxiety. He was seventy-eight and a little tired, that was all.
‘The family?’ repeated Sweyn, to whom the question was addressed. (Laura and Derde were deep in a discussion — or, more accurately, a dissertation by the learned professor — on the magic books of the Aztecs). ‘Unfortunately they are at sixes and sevens. What does that mean, I wonder? It is a splendid saying. Odds and evens, evens and odds, would you say?’
‘According to the 1895 edition of the Dictionary of Phrase and Fable compiled by the Reverend Doctor of Laws, E. Cobham Brewer,’ said Dame Beatrice, ‘it means, as you indicate, ill-assorted; not matched; higgledy-piggledy.’
‘Higgledy-piggledy! What a delightful word! Permit me to record it. I have not met it before. One pictures the old-fashioned methods of pig-rearing, with infant swine, already weaned, climbing on one another’s backs and pushing one another out of the way in a squealing determination to obtain a major share of nourishment from the trough.’
He recorded the idiom in a slim notebook.
‘Spoken of things, (I quote)’ went on Dame Beatrice, ‘it means “in confusion;” spoken of persons, it means “in disagreement or hostility.” From the same source one learns that in Taylor’s Workes, published in 1630, “Old Odcombs odness makes thee not uneven, nor carelessly set all at six and seven.” The Hebrews, according to the Reverend Doctor, also had a word for it — “six, yea seven,” meaning an indefinite number. There is a reference to the phrase in the Book of Job.’
‘I am infinitely obliged to you, Dame Beatrice, for your most clear and charming explanation. But “higgledy-piggledy” I like best. As for the family, after whom you so kindly enquire, well, there, I fear, we are indeed at sixes and sevens. The understanding between Binnie and Bernardo does not flourish, and my father is so angry, in consequence, that he has made a new will leaving everything to be divided between Florian and myself. I have remonstrated with him, but to no effect. Certainly the fortune (it will be a very large one, even when halved like this) would be of enormous benefit to my brother and myself, for we could then afford to give up our teaching posts at our universities and devote ourselves to original work, to research studies, to travel, but I dislike the rearrangement which robs Binnie and Bernardo.’
‘You did not mention whether your brother was included in the will.’
‘Whatever includes me includes my brother,’ said Sweyn simply. ‘Then, when Florian heard that I approached my father with a view to getting the wording of the will restored to what it was, he became extremely angry with me and reproached me, with much bad language, and asserted that I was attempting to go behind his back to rob him of his inheritance.’
‘Oh, dear!’
‘My brother,’ went on Sweyn, ‘was to have been named co-inheritor with Florian, but he angered my father by telling him that the quarrel between Bernardo and Binnie was their own business and that of nobody else. However, my father is well aware that it makes no difference whether Derde or I inherit, because we shall share the money, therefore his anger is but a token of parental authority. If he were really angry, he would disinherit both of us.’ He smiled. Dame Beatrice asked:
‘Are Binnie and Florian still living with their grand-uncle?’
‘Binnie went back to Scotland with her parents. She and Florian quarrelled bitterly over the broken engagement. She blames him for it and, I am sure, would like to be re-engaged to Bernardo if her pride permitted. Florian is still living with my father, but how long he will stay I do not know. He has further sittings to the sculptor in Amsterdam.’
‘And Mrs Rebekah Rose?’
‘Ah, that one!’ exclaimed Sweyn, with deep feeling. ‘And yet, you know, her daughter Petra has had several excellent offers of marriage, but she prefers (and I believe that is le mot juste) she prefers to live with that entirely outrageous old woman. Of course,’ he added, ‘there is money in that family. Nathan Rose, husband to Rebekah and father to Sigismund and Petra, was what I believe you call in England a very warm man, and it is known that Rebekah is an extremely wealthy woman. All the same, she is quite likely to leave everything to Sigismund and her other son who is living in America, and not to allow Petra anything more than a nominal share in the fortune. Philip (in America) and Sigismund were left something in their father’s will. The daughter Sarah (also in America) and Petra got nothing at all. The bulk of the fortune went to Rebekah and she has added to it. The family, you see, has always been a matriarchy. This, I believe, is not uncommon in Jewish households.’
‘Yes,’ said Derde, who was in conversation with Laura, ‘the maize was worshipped as a god by the Mexicans. They called him Cinteotl and he is represented in their magic books as a spirit with a flowering maize plant on his head. It gives him a mass of yellow hair and represents the bearded strands one notices on corn on the cob.’
‘One is reminded of the Hiawatha legend,’ said Dame Beatrice, breaking away from the family ramifications of the Colwyn-Welch tribe, the van Zestiens and the Jewish Roses, since, intriguing though these were, she did not wish to push confidences too far. The conversation turned upon magic in general and, upon this topic, everybody had something to say. Then magic turned to superstition and superstition to ghosts. In other words, the dinnerparty became lively and lasted long.
On the following morning George brought round the hired car and what Laura called “Mrs Croc.’s stately limousine” and Dame Beatrice, Laura and the guests set out for the Stone House. They lunched in Winchester so that the professors might see the ancient city — its school, its water-meadows, the river, Jane Austen’s house, the St Cross almshouses, the Cathedral, its Close, and the prehistoric fort on St Catherine’s Hill — and drove on to Southampton and Lyndhurst and made a détour through part of the New Forest. Then they took the road which led to Wandles Parva.