“All right, Mr. Alleyn.”
“Hell, we must go! Where’s Otterly? Oh, there you are. Come on.”
He ran down the path and slipped into the car. Dr. Otterly followed slowly.
Fox watched them churn off in the direction of Mardian Castle.
Chapter X
Dialogue for a Dancer
The elderly parlour-maid put an exquisite silver dish filled with puckered old apples on the table. Dame Alice, Dulcie, Alleyn and Dr. Otterly removed their mats and finger bowls from their plates. Nobody helped themselves to apples.
The combined aftermath of pallid soup, of the goose that was undoubtedly the victim of Ernie’s spleen and of Queen Pudding lingered in the cold room together with the delicate memory of a superb red wine. The parlour-maid returned, placed a decanter in front of Dame Alice and then withdrew.
“Same as last night,” Dame Alice said. She removed the stopper and pushed the decanter towards Dr. Otterly.
“I can scarcely believe my good fortune,” he replied. He helped himself and leant back in his chair. “We’re greatly honoured, believe me, Alleyn. A noble wine.”
The nobility of the port was discussed for some time. Dame Alice, who was evidently an expert, barked out information about it, no doubt in much the same manner as that of her male forebears. Alleyn changed down (or up, according to the point of view) into the appropriate gear and all the talk was of vintages, body and aroma. Under the beneficent influence of the port even the dreadful memory of wet Brussels sprouts was gradually effaced.
Dulcie, who was dressed in brown velveteen with a lace collar, had recovered her usual air of vague acquiescence, though she occasionally threw Alleyn a glance that seemed to suggest that she knew a trick worth two of his and could look after herself if the need arose.
In the drawing-room, Alleyn had seen an old copy of one of those publications that are dedicated to the profitable enshrinement of family relationships. Evidently, Dame Alice and Dulcie had consulted this work with reference to himself. They now settled down to a gruelling examination of the kind that leaves not a second-cousin unturned nor a collateral unexplored. It was a pastime that he did not particularly care for and it gave him no opportunity to lead the conversation in the direction he had hoped it would take.
Presently, however, when the port had gone round a second time, some execrable coffee had been offered and a maternal great-aunt of Alleyn’s had been tabulated and dismissed, the parlour-maid went out and Dame Alice suddenly shouted:
“Got yer man?”
“Not yet,” Alleyn confessed.
“Know who did it?”
“We have our ideas.”
“Who?”
“It’s a secret.”
“Why?”
“We might be wrong and then what fools we’d look.”
“I’ll tell yer who I’d back for it.”
“Who?” asked Alleyn in his turn.
“Ernest Andersen. He took the head off that goose you’ve just eaten and you may depend upon it he did as much for his father. Over-excited. Gets above himself on Sword Wednesday, always. Was it a full moon last night, Otters?”
“I — yes, I rather think — yes. Though, of course, one couldn’t see it.”
“There yar! All the more reason. They always get worst when the moon’s full. Dulcie does, don’t you, Dulcie?” asked her terrible aunt.
“I’m sorry, Aunt Akky, I wasn’t listening.”
“There yar! I said you always get excited when the moon’s full.”
“Well, I think it’s awfully pretty,” Dulcie said, putting her head on one side.
“How,” Alleyn intervened rather hurriedly, “do you think Ernie managed it, Dame Alice?”
“That’s for you to find out.”
“True.”
“Pass the port. Help yerself.”
Alleyn did so.
“Have you heard about the great hoard of money that’s turned up at Copse Forge?” he asked.
They were much interested in this news. Dame Alice said the Andersens had hoarded money for as long as they’d been at the forge, a matter of four centuries and more, and that Dan would do just the same now that his turn had come.
“I don’t know so much about that, you know,” Dr. Otterly said, squinting at his port. “The boys and Simon Begg have been talking for a long time about converting the forge into a garage and petrol station. Looking forward to when the new road goes through.”
This, as might have been expected, aroused a fury in Dame Alice. Alleyn listened to a long diatribe, during which her teeth began to play up, against new roads, petrol pumps and the decline of proper feeling in the artisan classes.
“William,” she said (she pronounced it Will’m), “would never’ve had it. Never! He told me what his fools of sons were plottin’. Who’s the feller that’s put ’em up to it?”
“Young Begg, Aunt Akky.”
“Begg? Begg? What’s he got to do with it? He’s a grocer.”
“No, Aunt Akky, he left the shop during the war and went into the Air Force and now he’s got a garage. He was here yesterday.”
“You don’t have to tell me that, Dulcie. Of course I know young Begg was here. I’d have given him a piece of my mind if you’d told me what he was up ter.”
“When did you see William Andersen, Dame Alice?”
“What? When? Last week. I sent for ’im. Sensible old feller, Will’m Andersen.”
“Are we allowed to ask why you sent for him?”
“Can if yer like. I told ’im to stop his grand-daughter makin’ sheep’s eyes at my nephew.”
“Goodness!” Dulcie said, “was she? Did Ralph like it? Is that what you meant, Aunt Akky, when you said Ralph was a rake?”
“No.”
“If you don’t mind my cutting in,” Dr. Otterly ventured, “I don’t believe little Miss Camilla made sheep’s eyes at Ralph. She’s a charming child with very nice manners.”
“Will’m ’greed with me. Look what happened when his girl loped with young Campion. That sort of mix-up never answers and he knew it.”
“One can’t be too careful, can one, Aunt Akky,” Dulcie said, “with men?”
“Lor’, Dulcie, what a stoopid gel you are. When,” Dame Alice asked brutally, “have you had to look after yerself, I’d like to know?”
“Ah-ha, Aunt Akky!”
“Fiddlesticks!”
The parlour-maid re-appeared with cigarettes and, surprisingly, a great box of cigars.
“I picked ’em up,” Dame Alice said, “at old Tim Comberdale’s sale. We’ll give you ten minutes. You can bring ’em to the drawin’-room. Come on, Dulcie.”
She held out her arm. Dulcie began to collect herself.
“Let me haul,” Alleyn said, “may I?”
“Thanks. Bit groggy in the fetlocks, these days. Go with the best, once I’m up.”
He opened the door. She toddled rapidly towards it and looked up at him.
“Funny world,” she said. “Ain’t it?”
“Damned odd.”
“Don’t be too long over your wine. I’ve got a book to show you and I go up in half an hour. Don’t keep ’im now, Otters.”
“Wouldn’t dream of it,” Dr. Otterly said. When the door had shut he placed his hand on his diaphragm and muttered, “By Heaven, that was an athletic old gander. But what a cellar, isn’t it?”
“Wonderful,” Alleyn said abstractedly.
He listened to Dr. Otterly discoursing on the Mardian family and its vanished heyday. “Constitutions of oxes and heads of cast-iron, the lot of them,” Dr. Otterly declared. “And arrogant!” He wagged a finger. “ ’Nuff said.” It occurred to Alleyn that Dr. Otterly’s head was not perhaps of the same impregnability as the Mardians’.
“Join the ladies?” Dr. Otterly suggested, and they did so.