“Yes,” said Hamish. “For once in his lying life, I think he must have actually had some sort of forewarning.”
He made several more calls in his search for rat poison and then at ten o’clock, he made his way to The Laurels. Paul was chopping logs. He was fatter, his stomach hanging over his trouser belt as he bent to his work. When Hamish said he was going to take a look at John Parker’s room but did not want the writer to know, Paul answered with an indifferent shrug and went on with his work.
Hamish climbed the uncarpeted staircase to John Parker’s room. In Victorian times when the villa had been built the stairs would have been thickly carpeted and the rooms over-furnished. There was a bleak air about it now, a smell of pine and disinfectant and wood smoke and cheap soap, rather like a youth hostel.
John Parker’s room was not locked. Hamish opened the door and went inside. There was no sign of that suitcase but he found it eventually on top of the wardrobe and lifted it down. He opened it and took out the pile of manuscript. He sat down on the bed and started to skim quickly through ‘The Amazon Women of Zar.’
Hamish reflected he had read some silly stories in the past, but this took the biscuit. The men were the slaves of the women and there were several colourful purple passages about how the men were called in each night of the full moons – Zar had five moons – and made to have sex with the women. He yawned and read on. Then the hero, Luke Jensen, who, like the Luke Mulligan of the Western, also had a craggy face, got hold of the rare and forbidden plant, Xytha, which was guarded by a three-headed monster, Zilka, and brewed a poison from it which killed the leader of the Amazon women, whereupon her bossy acolytes turned into nubile blonde bimbos, cooing over the men, and thanking Luke for having turned them back into ‘real women’ again.
Hamish put down the manuscript. Had Trixie been John’s Amazon woman? The leader of the women bore a startling resemblance to Trixie although she wore a brass brassiere and chain and leather loincloth instead of unbleached linen smock, blue jeans, and sneakers.
He carefully returned the manuscript to the suitcase and the suitcase to the top of the wardrobe and went downstairs. Mrs Kennedy was in the kitchen with her pallid children.
“I thought you would have been allowed home by now,” said Hamish.
“Aye, we’re going in a couple o’ days,” said Mrs Kennedy. “I decided tae stay on. I’m no’ payin’ rent and the fresh air’s good for the bairns.”
“I’m sure you’ve told the CID this already,” said Hamish. “But what brought you here? I know Mrs Thomas advertised in the Glasgow Herald.”
“I phoned up the Sutherland tourist board,” said Mrs Kennedy, “and they telt me this new place wus cheap.”
“What does your husband do, Mrs Kennedy?”
“I hivnae got one,” she said cheerfully.
“Then, what does the father of your children do?”
“Which father?” she said with a coarse laugh. “I cannae remember them all.”
“You shouldn’t say such things in front o’ the children,” said Hamish furiously.
“Ach, take yersel’ off, ye damp soda scone,” jeered Mrs Kennedy.
And Hamish did that, cursing himself for having wasted his time trying to appeal to the finer feelings of what was surely a Glaswegian prostitute. Despite the regeneration of that city, Glasgow still had some of the ugliest prostitutes in the world, and Mrs Kennedy probably shoved her bulk into a corset on Saturday nights and her swollen feet into high heels and trawled the pubs looking for someone blind drunk enough to buy her services.
He decided to drive up to Tommel Castle and get the key to Mrs Haggerty’s cottage and try to find out if Trixie had found anything valuable. It was only when he drove up and parked in the front of the castle that he realized with amazement and with a sharp sense of loss that his mind was totally on the case and he was not hoping for a meeting with Priscilla.
But Colonel Halburton-Smythe did not know that. He said with obvious relish that Priscilla was out in the grounds somewhere with Mr Parker, and handed over the cottage key.
Hamish hesitated. “I would like to ask you again – what was your opinion of Mrs Thomas?” he asked.
“I’ve already told your superior officers all I know,” snapped the colonel and turned away.
Hamish went out and drove over to Mrs Haggerty’s cottage. It had an abandoned, lost air about it. He unlocked the door and went in. There was an old–fashioned kitchen with a box bed in a recess, a small dark hall, a living-room crammed with furniture and knickknacks and photographs, and a toilet. No bathroom. Although he knew very little about antiques, Hamish was sure there was nothing of value left in the crowded living-room. There were sepia photographs on the walls and on the tables of men with walrus moustaches and women in enormous hats. Mrs Haggerty had died at the age of ninety-eight and had not left a surviving relative behind, or any that anyone knew of. Still, the colonel should not have allowed Trixie to take anything until it became absolutely sure that no-one was left to inherit the bits and pieces. And there were many of those. Mrs Haggerty had obviously found it hard to throw anything away. There were cupboards full of old Christmas cards and magazines and recipes and jam jars and bottles.
There was even a bundle of fly papers, brown and smooth to the touch. He wondered whether their stickiness had vanished with age.
He heard a sound outside and then the door of the living-room opened and Priscilla walked in. She looked cool and neat in a white silk blouse and tweed skirt, sheer tights, and polished brogues. As usual, her bright hair fell in a smooth curve to her shoulders and the calm oval of her face was luminous in the gloom of the cottage parlour.
“Thank goodness Parker has left,” she said. “Gave me the creeps. Oily little man.”
Hamish looked at her with interest. “I thought he was quite ordinary and pleasant. What’s up with him?”
“Oh, he’s perfectly polite, but too polite, if you know what I mean. Kept thanking me and thanking me and saying what a lot of trouble he must be putting me to until I felt like smacking him, like a fly, splat!”
“You should read about the strong silent men in his books,” said Hamish, “with their whipcord muscles and their craggy faces softening with tenderness.”
“Inside every weak man there’s a macho man who only gets out on paper?” said Priscilla with a laugh. “I know a woman in London who writes romances and hasn’t got one romantic thought in her mind off paper. Oh, look at this old photograph. What splendid hats the women wore then.”
Did Priscilla ever have any romantic thoughts, Hamish wondered, studying her as she bent her head over the framed photograph she had picked up. And yet, she had had an inner glow when John Burlington had been around.
“Heard from that Burlington fellow?” he asked.
“Mmm? Oh, yes, he writes and phones regularly. He seems to be making tons of money.”
“And you like that?”
“I admire successful people, and talking about success, how’s the case going, Sherlock?”
“I’m still groping about in the dark,” said Hamish mournfully.
“Suspects,” said Priscilla briskly. “There’s the husband, Paul. All that shattering grief could be an act.”
“Aye, and then there’s Parker. Sneaky and weak enough to use poison. Who else?”
“Well, there’s poor Dr Brodie. He’s been drinking a lot recently. Looks miserable. Says he feels his wife has been taken over by a creature from another planet.”
“Archie Maclean or Mrs Maclean,” said Hamish. “Trixie Thomas ruined that marriage.”