“He was a good man and he treated me as a friend,” Lewis said. “He never made fun of me or my predilections, and he loved his wife. I will think of him every time work slows down and I am sitting at my desk wondering what is it that I’m missing.”
Again there was silence from the podium. That stillness seemed to fill the great hall of death. At least thirty seconds passed before the undertaker could bring himself to speak again.
“There will be only two other speakers at this service. The first will be the deceased’s good friend Jude Lyon. Mr. Lyon will be followed by Theon’s wife, Sandra Peel-Pinkney.
“Those of you who donated to this service have already been informed about where the wake will be held. There you will each be given a chance to drink mineral water and toast the dead.”
Dardanelle walked away from the podium and down into the pews. A few seconds passed and the audience began to shift in their seats. I was moved by the friendship Lewis evinced in those few words. It showed me something about Theon that I knew but rarely witnessed — he was a good friend to a certain kind of man: an outcast who had something to offer but with few takers. He felt comfortable with people like Jude and Lewis, and with him, they belonged.
Something was wrong. I went through all the things I knew at that moment, trying to find out what had misfired. I was dressed the way I should be. The room was full of Theon’s friends. Rash was in the audience...
“Jude,” I said. “Jude.”
I reached out to touch his arm but he grabbed my wrist before I could. His grip was hard.
“You have to go up there, baby,” I said.
He gazed in my eye. He was an angry child caught in his own conflicting desires.
Then he let me go, jumped to his feet, and scurried out onto the dais. He tripped on the first stair, caught himself, and then stepped slowly up to the podium.
Lewis had adjusted the microphone for his great height and so Jude brought it down and twisted the snakelike metal stalk until the little receiver was there at his lips.
He cleared his throat and looked around. He turned to me and I gave him my best smile.
He turned back to the audience and then remembered the folded-up paper in his hand. This he unfolded and placed on the podium before him. Then, for an uncomfortable span of time, he read the words silently to himself. I wondered if he thought that he was reading out loud and the assembly could hear him.
I was about to get up and go out to him when he raised his head.
“Theon Pinkney was my best friend,” he said in a voice that was flinty and certain. “I don’t really know what I meant to him but he was my best, best friend.”
Jude splayed out his right hand over his chest. I thought that this was maybe the only time I’d seen the real man.
“Person of interest,” he said then. “That’s what I’ve been called many times. A person of interest. That’s not a good thing, not at all. I mean... it’s good for the person who others are interested in insofar as it’s good that they’re interested, because that makes you special — unique. But at the same time” — I realized then that Jude was not reading from the creased page in front of him — “it means that there’s a whole world out there wanting to tear you down. They want to catch you, imprison you, maybe even take your life. A man,” he said, and then he glanced at me, “or a woman who rises to the level of interest is something special. While everyone else is following canned music they’re moving away, looking for their own.
“Theon Pinkney was a person of interest. He had a big stomach, a big heart, and a big dick” — a laugh or two came from the hall of death — “and he didn’t care who knew it. He’d take off his clothes in a minute and lick his lips after throwing back a big slug of brandy. He was afraid of death; I know that because like Mr. Dardanelle, death is my stock-in-trade. Theon was afraid of dying but being fearless in the face of death isn’t much. It isn’t anything. The thing I loved about Theon was that he wasn’t afraid of tomorrow. When the sun came up he looked around to see what there was on the horizon. He’d watch a ball game and then go to his mother’s church when he knew she wouldn’t be there. He flew off to Morocco the day after nine-eleven to see if the world looked different.
“Another thing about Theon was that he was a natural-born filmmaker. Not like these Hollywood fools with their automatic robots and ridiculous, impossible love stories. Theon saw the world he lived in today, the world we all live in. He knew what people wanted and what exhilarated them. He knew what you needed even when you didn’t.
“No one has ever touched my life the way he did. And I’m sorry he’s dead but I am happier, by far, that he lived.”
Jude turned away from the podium and paused for a moment to make sure that he didn’t tumble down the stairs. He walked stiff-legged back to his chair, where he sat down and bowed his head.
Lewis recorded every word spoken at the podium. For the first time I was happy about that. I wanted the words that Jude spoke to live on.
I waited for the pulse of Jude’s speech to pass and then I walked out onto the stage with my ass-length platinum hair and fiery cobalt eyes, in five-inch coral heels. I stalked up to that podium like I was going to do the salsa with it. I pulled on that microphone until it reached my lips and I touched the off-center white bull’s-eye inside the faux tattoo on my cheek. My nostrils flared and the chill of the room braced my black skin. Whenever I moved I heard the white satin slide against my body, and I was home — if only for a moment.
“All my years with Theon have brought me to this place,” I said. “It was like he was driving here from a million miles away and stopped to pick me up on the side of the road. ‘What’s this little black girl doin’ out here?’ he said when he saw me. ‘Anything you want, Daddy.’ And ever since then we’ve been together. I was his tenant, his costar, his girlfriend, and his wife. He loved me and hated me and stomped out the front door more times than I can count. He’s fucked more women than any basketball player or U.S. senator. He’s crossed almost every line that they put down in church.
“I went with him willingly but I hate where I’ve ended up. I love the people in this room but I can’t stand what we do to each other. It’s not like I think we’re less than the people who live out in the straight world buying our videos and looking to see if we bleed. We’re better than them because we know that there’s no difference between men and women, black and white, Christian and Jew, young and old.
“We know better but that’s not enough. We pay for that knowledge with drug addiction and STDs. We suffer from the people who feel alive only when watching our asses on electronic screens. We are beaten and raped and spit on. They pay us for this and we smile our bloody smiles and learn to pretend even when we know better.”
That wasn’t my speech. I had yet to unfold the papers in front of me. That was merely my recognition of the familiar faces in that room. I’d had sex with at least half of them.
“But none of that is why I’m here. I mean, I do love you. We have blazed a trail across the imagination of the world. They may not like it, they might not like us, but here we are, bound together to say good-bye to one of our own.
“We’ve come here to celebrate him, but Theon has been the star before. In movies, behind the camera, on the red carpet, and winning every award they have to offer. I don’t mean Theon but Axel Rod — the self-proclaimed hardest-working cock in the Valley.”
That got me some grins and guffaws.
“Theon was an imperfect man in an imperfect world,” I continued. “A child died on his lap. A little girl, barely sixteen. All she had was the beauty of youth and the desire and the willingness to climb out of the shit of her childhood. She died fucking my husband in our big bathtub and he died reaching for her, because in her fractured youth he saw himself just like he saw himself in me when I was her age.