For a few days afterward, I felt as though I had a fever. The typical combination of weakness, confusion, and nervous euphoria. Actually not an unpleasant feeling. Suddenly the whole world took a step back. It was like watching a movie with me in the lead role. As if life was an entertaining adventure without consequences. My mother used to call that my “don’t give a shit” mood. She’d say, “You’re not leaving the house, not in that don’t give a shit mood. Get in bed and wait until you can think clearly again.”
Of course, I didn’t really have a fever. Nevertheless, in retrospect it’s not easy for me to describe correctly what happened. The days leading up to the dinner on the Dorset, where I now believe all decisions were made, flow together in my memory and refuse to arrange themselves in a clear sequence, blending instead into a fuzzy continuum with no beginning and no end. At night I’d wait for Antje to fall asleep so that I could sit at the computer and watch a few episodes of Up and Down. I’d set Emile on one arm and pull my cock out of my boxer shorts. I liked to wait until Bella finally appeared, and in general I took my time. I could sit through as many as three episodes. When I was finished, the clock showed it was after one, so sleep was out of the question. I lay on the couch and pondered whether my new passion for Up and Down was having a bad effect on my work with Theo and Jola. After careful consideration, I came to the conclusion that what I undertook in my free time had nothing to do with my business relationships. No lawyer would withdraw from a case just because he was having fantasies about his sexy client.
In summary it may be said that only underwater did everything remain unchanged. Theo was back in the company; in spite of his sniffles, he insisted on participating in every dive. I explained the risks to him and forbade nose drops. He took an excruciatingly long time to equalize his pressure, but he managed to get down to the planned depth every time. He’d apparently decided he wasn’t going to let Jola and me out of his sight again, not even twenty meters under the surface of the sea. The three of us drifted through the liquid silence, pointing out angel sharks and rays and groupers to one another. We fed sea urchins to octopuses and watched barracudas on the hunt.
Above the water, however, the air between us seemed to vibrate. It was as if we were all three waiting for something to happen. And we had an audience. It started one afternoon when we went shopping. Because I didn’t like talking to salesclerks, I maneuvered Theo and Jola past the cheese, fish, and meat counters and made a detour around the produce that customers weren’t allowed to weigh for themselves. Then I stood in front of a shelf with olives in glass jars and waited while Theo studied the wine selection two aisles farther on and Jola disappeared into the cosmetics department. She came back with a brightly colored package, put her arm through mine, and held the product up to my eyes.
“What do you think?”
I looked at the photograph on the box — a woman with wheat-blond hair, dressed to kill — and didn’t understand.
“Bleach,” Jola explained. “Lotte’s a blonde. If you want to know how someone thinks, you need to have the same hairstyle.”
I tried to free my arm from her grasp.
“You think it’ll look good on me?” She snuggled closer.
“I like your hair,” I said.
Jola laughed and kissed me on the mouth. When I felt her tongue between my teeth, I forgot myself. It was only a brief moment, during which my eyes closed and my hands grabbed. I thought I was going to fall down. Until I heard my colleague Laura’s voice saying, “Are you all shooting a scene for Up and Down?”
I could have punched myself in the head. The supermarket was on the way to the beach. Everybody shopped there. Laura looked as though she’d been standing behind us for a good while.
“Or is mouth-to-mouth resuscitation part of the training course?” She seemed to find this question witty.
Jola, whom I’d pushed away from me in fright, leaned against the olives shelf, ostentatiously and provocatively straightening her T-shirt. I raised my hand in a superfluous greeting. “Laura. How are things going?”
“That’s what I was about to ask,” said Theo. He was standing at the other end of the aisle and staring at Jola. “Why not just kneel down and blow him?”
“Well, okay, see you,” said Laura and disappeared.
In some panic, I considered all the people she could tell about this scene. And at the same time, I was searching for the words to apologize to Theo. He came up to me. “Don’t worry about it,” he said without taking his eyes off Jola. “If you didn’t love yourself so damned much, you’d understand you aren’t the problem at all.”
I withdrew to the magazine aisle. Fifteen minutes later, when they loaded their purchases onto the cashier’s conveyor belt, they were joking together. I wondered if I’d been dreaming.
They changed places in the van. Now Jola sat in the middle of the front seat, and Theo leaned against the side window. When she spoke, Jola kept putting her hand on my forearm or my knee. If I told some diving story, she listened gravely and asked questions. If I made a joke, she laughed out loud. In the evenings, she sent so many text messages that I had to switch off the ringer in my phone.
“Thanks for the wonderful day! Your Friend J.”
“Missing you. Your Friend J.”
“Lotte on a school of fishes: It was as if I were in the presence of a great power that observed me with a thousand eyes. Good, don’t you think? So does Your Friend J.”
“Shall we go down to the beach? Surf, moonlight, just the two of us? YFJ.”
In the mornings it would start up again while I was still lying on the couch. “Looking forward to what comes next. Your Friend J.”
I didn’t answer. I tried to keep Jola at a distance. Nevertheless, people I knew kept seeing me with her again and again. I wondered whether she could be doing it on purpose. In the Wunder Bar café, she even sat jokingly on my lap right when Bernie came in. I badly wanted to push her off my knees, but that would have looked like an admission of guilt. And so she stayed there while Bernie and I had a brief conversation about the expedition we were planning. The Aberdeen was shipshape, Dave knew what was up. If the weather held, there shouldn’t be any problem on November 23.
“As easy as a walk in the park,” Bernie said in English. He nodded to Theo and went to the counter in search of a piece of chocolate cake. As if he hadn’t seen Jola.
Another time she was standing in front of me and rummaging in my jeans pockets for the car key. Before I could grab her hands, Bernie’s pal Dave came around the corner. He looked away and didn’t say hello. On the promenade in Puerto del Carmen, Jola was hanging on my arm when a group of Spanish women walked toward us. I thought I recognized two of Antje’s girlfriends, even though with all the bright dresses and big noses and thick black hair, I couldn’t ever be sure about them.
The island was a village. People knew one another. Nothing happened unnoticed. The strange thing was that in actual fact nothing happened, but that wasn’t unnoticed either. I began to feel I was always being watched.
While we waited for Theo, who was off somewhere buying cigarettes, I emphatically asked Jola to stop.
“Stop what?” she said, taking my hand.
“That, for example!” I pulled my hand away.
“Maybe I’m just a bit more honest than you.” She snatched up my other hand and laid it on her hip. “Tell me that feels bad.”
It was always the same: at that very moment, a silver Land Rover Defender drove past us. There was only one silver Defender on the island, and it was driven by Geoffrey, who owned the Lobster’s Paradise. Could Jola know that? Could she have seen him before I did? Or was I getting paranoid? The sun turned Jola’s eyes into green glass. I liked looking into it. Moreover, I couldn’t claim that her hip felt bad. On the contrary. Theo came out of a shop shortly before I let her go.