“Poor Fifi.” Mrs. Crescent held the quivering dog. “It’s always the same this time of year for him.”
A maid plucked the glass shards from Chloe’s open hand and cleaned up the remaining slivers from the floor. Chloe could feel Sebastian staring at her while Henry looked politely away, and into the fire. She stepped backward. Somehow her gloved hand landed in the bowl of clotted cream on the tea table behind her.
Grace, moving closer for a better look, laughed. “Is this a typical American tea party?” she asked. “How provincial.”
Chloe boiled over like a forgotten teapot. She imagined smearing the clotted cream all over Grace’s face. Nothing would’ve made her happier. She edged closer to her rival.
“Miss Parker. Please, dear, protocol.” Mrs. Crescent wedged herself between the women, but her belly ended up bumping Chloe’s arm and the clotted cream smudged Grace’s arm.
“I do apologize,” Chloe said. “That was an accident.”
Another cameraman rushed in from the hall and suddenly they were surrounded by three cameras. Grace lunged toward the table, reached for a miniature mince pie, and dropped it onto Chloe’s shoe.
“Oh. I’m sorry. Really. That was an accident, too.”
“Oh, dear Lord, another pair of shoes ruined,” Mrs. Crescent groaned as Fifi, in an unexptected show of loyalty, growled at Grace.
Without even looking down, Chloe plated a slice of strawberry tart. “I see the mince pie does not appeal to you. Perhaps a tart would be more apropos?” She handed the plate to Grace, who did not take it. Eventually Julia took it and promptly ate it up.
Grace picked up a goblet of apricot ice. “Here’s something even an ice queen like you might enjoy, Miss Parker.”
Chloe plucked two gold-dusted confections from the sweets plate and set them on a small dish. “Perhaps the lady would like these? She seems to enjoy digging for gold.”
Mrs. Crescent breathed heavily and began fanning herself furiously. “Miss Gately, the good Miss Gately would never, never behave like this,” was all she could manage to expostulate.
Henry took a sip of his punch. “I daresay this is the most amusing tea party I’ve ever attended,” he observed.
Sebastian turned to look at Julia.
Chloe smiled to herself. It was a smackdown, nineteenth-century style.
Kate sneezed three times. “Were there strawberries in those rout cakes?” she asked. “I must stay away from strawberries.”
“There aren’t any strawberries in the rout cakes! The strawberries are in the strawberry tart!” Chloe rubbed her forehead and signaled to the quartet to start playing.
Amid the cacophony of the musicians tuning up their instruments, Henry approached Chloe. “Are you all right?” he said with obvious concern.
“I sure didn’t see that coming.” Chloe glared at Grace.
“None of us did,” Henry said. Under his breath he added, “But you have to realize we’ve all been here awhile, and some of us are on edge. They miss home. Family. Friends.”
And Chloe didn’t miss anyone? How could he say something like that? She thought about smearing his face with clotted cream. Getting him away from her would solve a myriad of her problems. He kept usurping time she should be spending with Sebastian, and with an Invitation Ceremony just minutes away, he was putting her position in jeopardy. She had to make it clear to everyone that she had no romantic inclinations toward Henry, and maybe she had to do it for herself more than for anyone else.
In a very calm, but firm and rather loud tone, she said to him, “You don’t know anything about me, Mr. Henry Wrightman.” Even as she spoke, the memory of his lips upon hers rose up in her mind. “Nothing. And I prefer to keep it that way, thank you very much.” She ripped herself away from him, and practically fell into the hands of Mrs. Crescent and Fiona, who did their best to make her presentable again.
Sebastian, meanwhile, was leaning against the fireplace mantel, watching Grace’s chaperone and maid rush to her aid. Fifi was wagging his tail while Julia looked out the window. But Grace wasn’t finished with Chloe yet.
“Tell Mr. Wrightman what happened in the forest this morning with Henry, Miss Parker!” she said.
“Nothing happened, as you all well know.” There was no proof—of anything.
Grace laughed. “Perhaps Miss Parker has designs on your younger brother,” she said to Sebastian. “Perhaps she means to use the item found in her reticule after all.”
Heat rose to Chloe’s cheeks as an inevitable image surfaced in her mind’s eye, of herself and Henry writhing together naked. She raged at Grace. “You’re absolutely wrong, Lady Grace. I have no intention of the kind with Henry!”
Mrs. Crescent buried her head in her hands. Fifi whimpered.
Sebastian’s brows came together. He glared at Chloe and Henry.
Sebastian oozed testosterone, and Chloe realized that he could probably beat the crap out of Henry should he wish to.
Henry paced the floor. “I think Miss Parker has made it quite clear that she has no designs on me whatsoever.”
Chloe leaned against the tea table. She felt light-headed.
Sebastian crossed the room and glowered into the fireplace. If she didn’t convince him that the condom had been planted in her reticule and that she felt no attraction to Henry, she’d be sent home knowing she hadn’t given it her best shot. She followed Sebastian. “What I did for Henry during the foxhunt, I would’ve done for anyone here, including you, Grace.”
Fifi barked in agreement. Mrs. Crescent rubbed her belly.
Henry buttoned his coat.
The cameras surrounded Chloe and Sebastian. The glow of the fire made his tanned face look even darker. Chloe plopped down in the settee near him, but springs hadn’t been invented in 1812, and it didn’t give, hurting her butt, already tender from the morning’s horse ride. She was losing him, she saw it in his smoky eyes. Him, the man who had chosen her from so many thousands of other women, who had given her the gift of paints and paper, a poem even. Well, the closest thing to a poem any man had ever written for her. She gulped. “I hope you’ll give me a chance. Get to know me a bit more.”
Sebastian’s eyes went glassy. “I believe I have gotten to know you more.” He stared into the fire. He seemed to have made his decision.
“But you don’t understand. If this is about Henry, you have to realize, I talk to him mainly to find out more about you. To get to know you better. He’s a doorway to you.” This was, of course, only partly true, and Chloe knew it.
“Speaking of doorways . . . if you will excuse me.” Henry bowed and left before the ladies even had a moment to curtsy.
Chloe felt the emptiness he left behind.
“Time for the Invitation Ceremony,” the butler announced.
Chloe stepped back toward the door, her bare shoulders cold.
The butler opened the doors. “Ladies.”
Chloe had failed to get through to Sebastian. She hadn’t gotten a chance to eat any of the delicious confections she’d made either. The bullet pudding had gone untouched, a symbol of the fiasco this supposedly festive occasion had turned into. And to top it off, she’d lost Henry.
The butler tapped the condom in his pocket. “After you, Miss Parker.”
She was the last member of the party to leave. She needed a drink, and not just a lame two-hundred-year-old lemony-watery punch with a splash of champagne. What she needed was a massive modern martini.
No drinks and only a few minutes later, Gillian, Chloe, Julia,
Kate, and Grace stood poised in front of the pianoforte, all Kate, and Grace stood poised in front of the pianoforte, all cleaned up and smoothed over. While the cameras rolled, Sebastian paced on the far side of the room, and everyone tried to ignore the three cream-colored invitations on a silver tray.
In Chloe’s imagination, Sebastian would see her innocence on all fronts, fling two invitations into the fireplace, waltz right up to her, and present her with the remaining envelope. “It’s you,” he would declare. “It’s always been you. Take this invitation. Take me!” He would sweep her up off her feet and—But that wasn’t going to happen. Not by a long shot.