“You’d never seen Vivian Pastor before?”
“That was my first time on the job. No, I hadn’t seen her before. I told you. She wasn’t dead. She was alive. That enough?”
“Yes,” I said. “Thanks.”
“What is going on?” she asked and then held up both hands and added, “Don’t answer that. I don’t think I want to know.”
I got back to my car without running into Trent and considered picking up Ames, but that would take time and I just wanted this over with.
Nothing had changed about the house on Orchid, but it felt different. There was no car in the driveway and the garage doors were down. When I knocked at the door, a plain woman of about forty wearing a wary smile, which showed clean but uneven teeth, answered it.
“Mrs. Pastor home?”
“Vivian is,” she said with a distinct inland southern Florida accent.
“No, Alberta,” I said.
“At work,” said the woman.
“You take care of Vivian?”
“Yes, I do, but we don’t call her Vivian. Her nickname is Gigi. Mrs. Pastor, Alberta, says she was given the name by one of her grandchildren and it stuck. That’s what she wants to be called.”
I looked over her shoulder into the dark living room. It was filled with cardboard boxes.
“How long have you been taking care of her?”
“Two, no, three days,” she said. “Had a sheet of paper up at the Mennonite post office over in Pinecraft saying I was available for in-home care. Mrs. Pastor called and here I am. It’s only for a day or two more. They’re moving, you know.”
“I’m a friend of the family,” I said. “I’ve got some papers I need signed. You know where Mrs. Pastor works?”
“Sure,” the woman said brightly. “Over on Clark right near I-75. You know where the new building just went up is? Medical offices and such-like?”
“Yes,” I said.
“She has an office in there.”
“Trapezoid,” came the voice of the old woman inside the house.
The woman at the door said, “She’s a hoot. Poor old thing. Comes up with the darndest things. Doesn’t make much sense, though. Easy to take care of. Just feed her, remind her to use the bathroom and let her look at the TV or her ads.”
“Thanks,” I said.
“Sure you don’t want to just pop in and say hi to Gigi? She likes company.”
“Next time,” I said.
I stopped to make a phone call and then took the Trail to Clark and across to the new two-story medical /office building. The last time I had seen it, the building had been swarming with workmen and the land around it was a tire-rutted mess of dirt and mud. Now it looked finished, professional and surrounded by something that looked a little like grass. Two palm trees propped up by wires were doing sentry duty on the lawn.
I pulled into the lot next to the building. Eleven or twelve cars were parked there. One had a caved-in right front fender and a broken headlight.
The lobby smelled Lysol fresh with a hint of recent pain in the background. There was a bank of names, nine of them, black on white plastic tabs mounted on the wall next to the elevator.
Alberta Pastor, massage therapist, was in Suite 203. There are no offices in Sarasota. Everything, even a cramped single room with a desk and space for another chair, was a suite. Calling your business a suite was worth a 10 percent markup on your bill.
There was a carpeted waiting room beyond the door to Suite 203. It was big enough for two wooden chairs, a small table with a wooden dish filled with Tootsie Rolls and wrapped root beer barrels. A neat pile of old People magazines sat next to the dish. An orchestra played a languid Muzak version of “Surrey with the Fringe on Top.”
I could hear voices through the closed door of the room beyond the one I was in. I sat, selected a root beer barrel, unwrapped it and placed it in my mouth. I sat for twenty minutes learning about the latest clothes, sex partners, awards, problems and triumphs of people named Justin, Renee, Antoine, Mel, and Russell.
The outer door opened. A young blonde woman with a pink, healthy face, large breasts, long legs came in, looked at me and said, “You waiting for someone?”
“Mrs. Pastor,” I said.
She looked at her wristwatch. It had a big round face with large numbers. She was wearing washed jeans and a white blouse.
“I think I’ve got the eleven o’clock,” she said.
“Mrs. Pastor may be running a little late,” I said.
“Emergency?” the young woman asked, sitting across from me.
“You could say that,” I said. “Tootsie Roll?”
She nodded yes and I handed her one.
“Your back?” she asked.
“Haven’t been gone,” I said.
She laughed. She had a nice deep laugh.
“No,” she said, “are you having trouble with your back?”
“No,” I said.
“I am,” she said, popping the small Tootsie Roll into her mouth. “Ski accident. Tahoe. Last week. Alberta’s a wizard with her hands.”
“Sorceress,” I said. “Wizards are men.”
“You are funny,” she said.
“I’m not trying to be.”
The inner door opened. A man in his sixties on crutches came out, looked at us. He gave the girl a pained smile. He didn’t seem to notice me.
Alberta Pastor, wearing a pair of white trousers and a white short-sleeved T-shirt, stood in the doorway and watched the man leave. Then she looked at the blonde woman and said, “I’m sorry, Christina. I’ve got to take care of Mr. Fonesca. Could you possibly come tomorrow? Nine? I’ll give you a double session and only charge for one.”
Christina checked her watch again and said, “I guess I can go to the bank and pick up some things I need on St. Armand’s. Nine tomorrow?”
“Nine,” said Alberta Pastor.
Christina gave me a thumbs-up and left. Alberta Pastor sat in the chair the young woman had been in and looked at me for the first time.
“I tried to find the Florida Assisted Living and Nursing Home Board of Review when you left my house,” she said. “There is no such organization.”
“I made it up,” I said. “Forgot it when I was out your door. You looked my name up in the phone book.”
“Not many Lewis Fonescas in the Sarasota/Bradenton phone book,” she said.
“Only two in Chicago,” I said. “The other one is my uncle.”
“Interesting,” she said. “What can I do for you?”
“Confess?”
She shook her head no.
“You tried to kill me,” I said. “You’re not much of a shot but you did manage to finish off a Dairy Queen Blizzard.”
She looked at me calmly and said, “I thought you were someone from Seaside, someone planning to blackmail me. You’re not. What are you, Fonesca?”
“I find people,” I said.
“And who are you looking for?”
“Vivian Pastor,” I said.
“My mother-in-law is at home.”
“Mind if I take another root beer barrel?”
“Help yourself,” she said.
I did.
“I know the woman in your house isn’t your mother-in-law,” I said. “Dorothy, one of the Seaside residents, said Vivian was a big woman who played four bingo cards at a time. The woman in your house is nearly a munchkin and I don’t think she can tell a bingo card from a Dove bar.”
“And?”
“If I bring someone from Seaside to see her,” I said,
“they’ll know she isn’t Vivian Pastor. That’s what you were afraid of, why you wanted to kill me, why you’re packing to leave town. Who is the old woman in your house?”
“My mother,” she said. “Your turn.”
“You killed your mother-in-law and now you’re trying to convince the world that she’s not dead. Emmie Jefferson was new at Seaside. First night. She didn’t know what Vivian Pastor looked like, saw an old lady in the car with you and assumed with a little help from you that it was your mother-in-law. You were lucky a new nurse was on duty.”
She was shaking her head no now.
“Not luck,” she said. “Turnover at nursing homes and assisted living facilities is constant. I work in the physical therapy room at Seaside once a week. Let’s say I waited till I found out a new nurse was going to be on duty.”