"Actually," choked Antonina, "I was thinking more along the lines of guiding from the rear. You know. Ladylike."
She leaned back, arching her neck haughtily, and began pointing with an imperious finger. "You there! That way. And you—over there. Move smartly, d'you hear?"
Belisarius rubbed his face. "It's not that simple, Maurice—and you know it, even if Antonina doesn't."
For a moment, the old crooked smile came back. A feeble travesty of it, rather.
"Aren't you the one who taught me the law of battle? `Everything gets fucked up as soon as the enemy arrives. That's why—' "
"—he's called the enemy," concluded Maurice. The veteran shook his head. "That's not the point, Belisarius. It may well happen, despite all our plans, that Antonina finds herself swept up in the fray. So be it. She'll still have hundreds of Thracian bucellarii protecting her, each and every one of whom—as you damn well know—will lay down his life for her, if need be. None of them may be quite as murderous as Valentinian or Anastasius, but they're still the best soldiers in the world. In my humble opinion. If they can't protect her, Valentinian and Anastasius won't make the difference.
"Whereas," he snarled, "the two of them might very well make the difference for you. Because unlike Antonina, you will be leading cavalry charges and hacking and hewing way more than any respectable general has any business doing."
Glare.
"As you well know."
Maurice stared at Belisarius in silence. The general slouched further down in his chair. Further. Further.
"Never actually seen him pout before," mused the chiliarch. Again, he cocked his eye at Antonina. "Have you?"
"Oh, certainly!" piped the little woman. "Any number of times. Intimate circumstances, of course. When I have a headache and refuse to smear olive oil all over his—"
"Enough," whined Belisarius.
Antonina and Maurice peered at him with identical, quizzical expressions. Much like two mice might study a whimpering piece of cheese.
Several hours later, Belisarius was in a more philosophical mood.
"I suppose it'll work out all right, in the end," he said, almost complacently.
Antonina levered herself up on her elbow and smiled down at her husband.
"Feeling less anxiety-ridden, are we?"
Belisarius stretched out his legs and clasped his hands behind his head.
"Now that I've had more time to think about it," he allowed graciously, "I've decided that perhaps Maurice was—"
"Liar!" laughed Antonina, slapping his arm. "You haven't been doing any thinking at all since we came to bed! Other than figuring out new and bizarre positions from which to stick your—"
"Don't be coarse, woman," grunted Belisarius. "Besides, I didn't hear you complaining. Rather the opposite, judging from the noises you were making."
"You didn't hear me claim that I was enjoying the metaphysics of the enterprise, either."
She sprawled flat on the bed, aping her husband's pose. Hands clasped behind her head, legs stretched out.
"I say," she pontificated, "now that I've had a bit of time to ponder the question—in between getting fucked silly—I have come to the conclusion that perhaps that uncouth Maurice fellow may have raised the odd valid point, here and there."
Belisarius eyed his wife's naked body, glistening with sweat. Antonina smiled seraphically. She took a deep breath, swelling her heavy breasts, then languidly spread her legs.
"Ontologically speaking, of course," she continued, "the man's daft. But the past several hours of epistemological discourse have led me to the tentative conclusion that perhaps—"
She spread her legs wider. Took another deep breath.
"—some of the fellow's more Socratic excogitations may have elucidated aspects of the purely phenomenological ramifications of—"
Belisarius discarded all complacency. Antonina stopped talking then, though she was by no means silent.
Some time later, she murmured, "Yes, all anxieties seem to be gone."
"That's because my brains are gone," came her husband's sleepy reply. "Fucked right out of my head."
In the morning, Photius made an entrance into his parents' sleeping chamber and perched himself upon their bed. Despite the many other changes in his life, the boy insisted on maintaining this precious daily ritual. A pox on imperial protocol and decorum.
The gaggle of servants and bodyguards who now followed the young Emperor everywhere remained outside in the corridor. The servants thought the entire situation was grotesque—and quite demeaning to their august status as imperial valets and maids. But they maintained a discreet silence. The bodyguards were members of the general's Thracian bucellarii, led by a young cataphract named Julian. Julian had been assigned the task of serving as Photius' chief bodyguard for two reasons. First, he was married to Hypatia, the young woman who had been Photius' nanny for years. (And still was, though she now bore the resplendent title of "imperial governess.") Second, for all his youth and cheerful temperament, Julian was a very tough soldier. Julian and the men under his command had made quite clear upon assuming their new duties that they were not even remotely interested in listening to the complaints of menials. So, while Photius enjoyed his private moment with his parents, his bodyguards chatted amiably in the corridor outside and his servants nursed their injured pride.
Photius' stay in his parents' bedroom was longer than usual. His stepfather was leaving that day, to begin his new campaign in Mesopotamia. Photius no longer felt the same dread of that prospective absence that he once had. The boy's confidence in Belisarius' ability to overcome all obstacles and perils was now positively sublime. But he would miss him, deeply. More deeply now, perhaps, than ever before.
Eventually, however, he emerged. A new sense of duty had fallen on the boy's little shoulders, and he knew that his stepfather had many responsibilities of his own that day.
"All right," he sighed, after closing the door behind him. "Let's go. What's first?"
Julian grinned down at him. "Your tutor in rhetoric insists—insists—that you must see him at once. Something to do with tropes, I believe. He says your slackness in mastering synecdoche has become a public scandal."
Glumly, Photius began trudging down the corridor. "That's great," he muttered. "Just great." The boy craned his neck, looking up at Julian's homely, ruddy-hued face. "Do you have any idea how boring that man is?"
"Look at it this way, Emperor. Some day you'll be able to have him executed for high tedium."
Photius scowled. "No I won't. I think he's already dead."
Trudge, trudge.
"Life was a lot more fun, before they made me Emperor."
Trudge, trudge.
* * *
Before mounting his horse, Belisarius gave Antonina a last, lingering embrace.
"How long, do you think?" she whispered.
Her husband shrugged. "Impossible to tell, love. If things go as we've planned—and that's a big if—we won't see each other for a year and a half, thereabouts. You'll have to wait until July of next year for the monsoon to be blowing the way we need it."
She grimaced. "What a way to meet."
Belisarius smiled. "That's if things go as planned. If they don't—who knows? We may meet sooner."
Staring up at him, Antonina found it impossible to match his smile. She knew the unspoken—and far more likely—corollary.
If our plans fail, one or both of us will probably be dead.
She buried her face into his shoulder. "Such a long time," she murmured. "You've only been back for a few months since your trip to India. And that lasted a year and a half."
Belisarius stroked her long black hair. "I know. But it can't be helped."
"Damn Theodora," hissed Antonina. "If it weren't for her obsession with keeping the gunpowder weapons under female control, I wouldn't have to—"