There were many bug-lamps in the large cavern on the door's other side. He raised his arm as his eyes adjusted to the brightness. He heard fluttering again. This time, though, it came from many pairs of wings instead of just two. Slowly, he lowered his arm.
He was surrounded. A dozen of the little moth-winged people hovered about him. They were gaily garbed, and most held small bows with tiny arrows nocked and aimed. In their midst was an older creature, whose hair gleamed like quicksilver and who wore a purple tunic over white hose. He held a little sword, glinting in the bug-light. Behind him hovered the pair who'd interrupted Caramon's sleep.
"Hold there," said the one with the sword. His dark eyes glittered. "If ye move, my men will shoot."
Caramon froze, more out of surprise than fear. Despite the arrows, he couldn't take the winged folk seriously. It was like being waylaid by squirrels.
"That's him, Da!" exclaimed Fanuin, pointing at Caramon. "He's the one who tried to kill us!"
"What?" Caramon blurted, seeing the silver-haired one scowl. "I never-"
"Ye did so," retorted Ellianthe, her face reddening to the tips of her long, pointed ears. "Ye tried to swat us out of the air like bugs!"
"Easy, girl," said the silver-haired one. "He's a human. He's likely never seen our like afore."
"What like?" Caramon demanded. "What are you?"
"Why, we're sprites, o'course," Fanuin replied. "Like I was sayin' just now, before ye started swinging, I hight Fanuin, and this is my sister, Ellianthe." His female companion bowed. "We're son and daughter of Laird Guithern o' the fey folk."
"At yer service," said the silver-haired sprite, doffing his feathered cap. "Now, since we all know each other, Caramon Majere, suppose ye tell me why ye tried to murder my children?"
Caramon blinked, at a loss. "I didn't mean to. They just startled me." He nodded at Fanuin. "He came straight at my face."
Guithern glanced over his shoulder at his son. "Is this true?" he asked testily. "I told ye, lad, when we brought the lot o' them here-make like ye mean to fly up someone's nose, and ye'll get smashed."
"Aye, Da," Fanuin grumbled. He studied his pointed shoes and said nothing more.
"I'm dreadful sorry, friend," said Guithern, turning back to Caramon. He sheathed his tiny sword. "Fanuin means well, but sometimes he's a bit dense. No hard feelings?"
It dawned on Caramon then: This small creature was the one the Circle had sent him and the others to find, the one who held Soulsplitter! He sighed in relief.
"No hard feelings," he agreed, and extended his massive hand toward the sprite king.
An odd sound, like a harpstring being plucked, rang out. A sharp pain flared in his backside, as if a wasp had stung him. "Ow!" he exclaimed, reaching back.
To his surprise, he found something embedded in his buttocks. Wincing, he plucked it out and held it up before his eyes. It was a tiny arrow, no bigger than a needle.
Guithern darted forward and snatched the shaft from Caramon's fingers. His eyes flashed with anger as he regarded the bowmen around the old innkeeper.
"Who fired this?' the sprite king barked.
One of the archers flinched. He'd been groping at his quiver for another dart; now he stopped and began to stammer. "I-I'm sorry, H-Highness," he said. "Ye said shoot if he moved…
"I'd put my sword away, ye dolt!" snapped Guithern. "What's 'twixt yer ears? Dandelion wool?"
"Don't worry," Caramon protested. The wound was minor, though for some reason it itched furiously. "It's nothing."
The Laird gave him an odd look. "If only that were so," he said. "Ye'd best lie down, Majere. Not as far to fall, that way."
"Huh?" Caramon asked. "What do you mean?"
Guithern held up the arrow for him to see. On its tip was something dark, sticky. It took Caramon a moment to understand: poison. Suddenly he was swaying on his feet, his brain full of cobwebs.
"Wh-" he mumbled through lips that no longer felt like part of his own face. "Unnnnh… ."
"He's going down!" shouted Ellianthe. The sprites scattered as his knees buckled, and he toppled forward. He was already snoring when he hit the ground.
For a while, Caramon dreamed of mutton and Tika again.
"So… you met the sprites, I see."
He was back in the cave, lying on his stomach. Blearily, he peered back, and saw Dezra kneeling beside him. She grinned crookedly, pressing a cloth against his bare backside.
His bare backside?
"Ahhh!" he yelped, pushing himself up. He fumbled for his britches, which were down around his knees.
Borlos sat nearby, plucking his lyre. He set it aside and applauded. "Well, I'm impressed, big guy," he said, winking. "Now I understand what Tika sees in you."
Scarlet-faced, Caramon cinched the drawstring of his trousers and glared at Dezra. Her lips were pressed together in a valiant attempt not to laugh.
"What in the Abyss do you think you were doing?" Caramon demanded.
"Seeing to the hives on your arse, that's what," she replied with a chuckle. "That stuff the sprites put on their arrows gave you quite a rash. Someone had to see to it, and it was either Bor or me."
"And no offense, big guy," the bard added, grinning, "but there isn't enough steel in the world."
Caramon's flush deepened. "I can't believe the little bastards poisoned me."
"Twice," Dezra said. "Although the second time was an accident. They couldn't stop telling us how sorry they were-especially when you started swelling up. Guithern gave us a salve for the rash, then he and Trephas went to talk about things."
"They told us to stay here," Borlos added.
"Where were you earlier?" Caramon asked.
"In our own caves," the bard replied. "That first hit of the drug put us all out for a good while. Two days, from what I gather. It might have been longer, if the sprites hadn't woken us after they shot you."
"Two days?" Caramon repeated, aghast. "And what about the second time? How long have I been sleeping?"
"Since yesterday," Dezra said. "Count yourself lucky: the sprites told us about the poisons they use. The stuff they got you with is the mildest of all. Most of the others, you never would have woken up."
Caramon swallowed. He touched his tender, swollen backside, wincing. "So you two have been here the whole time?"
"Just Dez," Borlos replied, picking up his lyre and plucking its strings. "I've been in and out. More than a few of these sprites are good at music. They taught me some ballads they say no human's ever heard before-can you imagine what folks will say when I sing them back in Solace? There's this one-"
"Not now," Caramon interrupted, raising a hand. "We should go see this Guithern fellow. We've already wasted enough time." He started stiffly toward the door.
Dezra headed him off. "Whoa," she said. "Trephas is taking care of things. He said they'd send for us when they were ready. Till then, we're not to leave these caverns. Don't kid yourself, Father. We're as much prisoners as guests-at least until Trephas gets things sorted out."
Just then the door opened. Trephas strode into the cave, stooping low to get through the door. With him came Fanuin, Ellianthe, and several other hovering, brightly-garbed sprites.
The centaur was pale, his eyes shadowed. "Thou must come with me," he said, pawing the stone floor. "Quickly- there's little time to lose. We may already be too late."