“No. It's the real thing. I'm done with scam.”
Bel's lips twitched. “What, with that funny accent?”
“This is my real voice. The Betan accent I affected for Admiral Naismith was the put-on. Sort of. Not that I didn't learn it at my mother's knee.”
“When Watts told me the name of the supposedly-hot-shot envoy the Barrayarans were sending out, I thought it had to be you. That's why I made sure to get myself onto the welcoming committee. But this Emperor's Voice thing sounded like something out of a fairy tale, to me. Until I got to the fine print. Then it sounded like something out of a really gruesome fairy tale.”
“Oh, did you look up my job description?”
“Yeah, it's pretty amazing what's in the historical databases here. Quaddiespace is fully plugged in to the galactic information exchange, I've found. They're almost as good as Beta, despite having only a fraction of the population. Imperial Auditor's a pretty stunning promotion—whoever handed you that much unsupervised power on a platter has to be almost as much of a lunatic as you are. I want to hear your explanation of that.”
“Yes, it can take some explaining, to non-Barrayarans.” Miles took a breath. “You know, that cryo-revival of mine was a little dicey. Do you remember the seizures I was having, right after?”
“Yes . . .” said Bel cautiously.
“They turned out to be a permanent side effect, unfortunately. Too much for even ImpSec's version of the military to tolerate in a field officer. As I managed to demonstrate in a particularly spectacular manner, but that's another story. It was a medical discharge, officially. So that was the end of my galactic covert ops career.” Miles's smile twisted. “I had to get an honest job. Fortunately, Emperor Gregor gave me one. Everyone assumes my appointment was high Vor nepotism at work, for my father's sake. Over time, I trust I'll prove them wrong.”
Bel was silent for a moment, face set. “So. It seems I killed Admiral Naismith after all.”
“Don't hog the blame. You had lots of help,” Miles said dryly. “Including mine.” He was reminded that this slice of privacy was precious and limited. “It's all blood over the dam now anyway, for you and me both. We have other crises on our plate today. Quickly, from the top—I've been assigned to straighten out this mess, to Barrayar's, if not benefit, least-cost. If you're our ImpSec informer here—are you?”
Bel nodded.
After Bel had handed in its resignation from the Dendarii Free Mercenaries, Miles had seen to it that the hermaphrodite had gone on ImpSec's payroll as a civilian informer. In part it was payback for all Bel had done for Barrayar before the ill-conceived disaster that had ended Bel's career directly and Miles's indirectly, but mostly it had been to keep ImpSec from getting lethally excited about Bel wandering the wormhole nexus with a head full of hot Barrayaran secrets. Aging, tepid secrets now, for the most part. Miles had figured the illusion that they held Bel's string would prove reassuring to ImpSec, and so it had apparently proved. “Portmaster, eh? What a superb job for an intelligence observer. Data on everyone and everything that passes in and out of Graf Station at your fingertips. Did ImpSec place you here?”
“No, I found this job on my own. Sector Five was happy, though. Which, at the time, seemed an added bonus.”
“I'd think they damned well should be happy.”
“The quaddies like me, too. It seems I'm good at handling all sorts of upset downsiders, without losing my equilibrium. I don't explain to them that after years of trailing around after you , my definition of an emergency is seriously divergent from theirs.”
Miles grinned and made calculations in his head. “Then your most recent reports are probably still somewhere in transit between here and Sector Five headquarters.”
“Yeah, that's what I figure.”
“What are the most important things I need to know?”
“Well, for one, we really haven't seen your Lieutenant Solian. Or his body. Really. Union Security hasn't stinted on the search for him. Vorpatril—is he any relation to your cousin Ivan, by the way?”
“Yes, a distant one.”
“I thought I sensed a family resemblance. In more ways than one. Anyway, he thinks we're lying. But we're not. Also, your people are idiots.”
“Yes. I know. But they're my idiots. Tell me something new.”
“All right, here's a good one. Graf Station Security has pulled all the passengers and crew off the Komarran ships impounded in dock and lodged 'em in station-side hostels, to prevent ill-considered actions and to put pressure on Vorpatril and Molino. Naturally, they're none too happy. The supercargo—non-Komarrans who just took passage for a few jumps—are wild to get away. Half a dozen have tried to bribe me to let them take their goods off the Idris or the Rudra , and transfer off Graf Station on somebody else's ships.”
“Have any, ah, succeeded?”
“Not yet.” Bel smirked. “Although if the price keeps going up at the current rate, even I could be tempted. Anyway, several of the most anxious ones struck me as . . . potentially interesting.”
“Check. Have you reported this to your Graf Station employers?”
“I made a remark or two. But it's only suspicion. The individuals are all well behaved, so far—especially compared to Barrayarans—it's not like we have any pretext for fast-penta interrogations.”
“Attempting to bribe an official,” Miles suggested.
“I hadn't actually mentioned that last part to Watts yet.” At Miles's raised eyebrows, Bel added, “Did you want more legal complications?”
“Ah—no.”
Bel snorted. “Didn't think so.” The herm paused a moment, as if marshaling its thoughts. “Anyway, back to the idiots. Your Ensign Corbeau, to wit.”
“Yes. That political asylum request of his has got all my antennae quivering. Granted, he was in some trouble for being late reporting in, but why is he suddenly trying to desert? What connection does he have to Solian's disappearance?”
“Not any, as far as I've been able to make out. I actually met the fellow, before all this blew up.”
“Oh? How and where?”
“Socially, as it happens. What is it about you people who run sexually segregated fleets that makes you all disembark insane? No, don't bother answering that, I think we all know. But the all-male military organizations who have that custom for religious or cultural reasons all come onto station leave like some horrible combination of kids let out of school and convicts let out of prison. The worst of both, actually—the judgment of children combined with the sexual deprivation of—never mind. The quaddies cringe when they see you coming. If you didn't spend money with such wild abandon, I think the commercial stations in the Union would all vote to quarantine you aboard your own ships and let you die of blue balls.”
Miles rubbed his forehead. “Let's get back to Ensign Corbeau, shall we?”
Bel grinned. “We hadn't left. So, this backwoods Barrayaran boy on his first-ever trip into the glittering galaxy tumbles off his ship and, being under instructions, as I understand it, to enhance his cultural horizons—”
“That is actually correct.”
“Goes off to see the Minchenko Ballet. Which is something to behold in any case. You should take it in while you're station-side.”
“What, it isn't just, uh, exotic dancers?”
“Not in the advertising-for-the-sex-workers sense. Or even in the Betan Orb ultra-classy sexual smorgasbord and training academy sense.”
Miles considered, then reconsidered, mentioning his and Ekaterin's honeymoon layover at the Orb of Unearthly Delights, possibly the most peculiarly useful stop on their itinerary . . . Focus, my Lord Auditor.
“It's exotic, and it's dancers, but it's real art, the real thing—it goes way beyond craft. A two-hundred-year-old tradition, a jewel of this culture. The fool boy ought to have fallen in love at first sight. It was his subsequent pursuit with all guns blazing—in the metaphorical sense, this time—that was a little out of line. Soldier on leave falls madly in lust with local girl is not precisely a new scenario, but what I really don't understand is what Garnet Five saw in him. I mean, he's a nice enough looking young male, but still . . . !” Bel smiled slyly. “Too tall for my taste. Not to mention too young.”