My unfriendly cat, Mr. Friskers, had wrapped himself around one of the mariachis’ heads like a face-hugger from the movie Alien. He did this often enough that we kept a loaded squirt gun in the refrigerator. Latham jogged off to get it, and I tried to explain to the mariachis that pulling wasn’t going to work, because the cat just dug in harder.
They tried to pull anyway.
Mariachi blood flowed.
Latham came back with the squirt gun and some paper towels, apologizing profusely in bad Spanish. After the first spritz, Mr. Friskers fell to the floor, hissed at Latham, and then bounded off down the hallway.
The mariachi escaped with both eyes still in their sockets, but his mustache was dangling at an odd angle. His bandmates found this amusing enough to spur them into giggling fits.
“Go save the city,” Latham said, pressing a paper towel to the bleeding singer’s face. “We’ll talk later.”
“Are you sure?”
He winked at me. “Go on. I have to find the rest of this guy’s mustache anyway.”
“Thanks,” I said, though it felt like spoiled milk in my mouth.
“Call me before you get home. I’m cooking dinner. German.”
My favorite kind of food. I felt like a super-jumbo cowardly jerk.
I walked out the door, past the grocery bags I’d left on the porch, and climbed into my car. In the driver’s seat, head buzzing, I stared at the large tear in my skirt but found myself unable to go back into the house to change. I couldn’t face Latham.
He deserved so much better than me.
I pulled out of the driveway, thinking about my rocky relationship with the world’s most adorable accountant, Latham Conger. He was a bit younger, attractive, intelligent, caring, good in bed, and the most patient and forgiving person I’d ever met. In all the fairy princess fantasies I’d die before admitting I had, he perfectly fit the role of Prince Charming.
Unfortunately the fairy princess fantasy didn’t mesh well with the veteran city cop reality.
The Ike got me back into Chicago in an hour and some change.
Police headquarters was located in a sprawling 400,000-square-foot building on Thirty-fifth and Michigan. The lobby, like the exterior, was a mixture of orangish brown and off-white. Lots of tile. Lots of fluorescent light. It reminded me of a hospital.
My partner, Sergeant Herb Benedict, was pacing the hallway in front of the super’s door. Herb was ten years my senior, and twice my weight, and he sported a walrus mustache and hound dog jowls. Worried wasn’t a look that Herb wore often, but at that moment he looked positively distraught.
“Been in there yet?” I asked.
“Waiting for you. What happened to your skirt?”
I resisted the urge to smooth a hand over the tear.
“It’s the new look. All the kids are doing it. Know what’s going on?”
Herb shook his head, three chins jiggling.
“No. But it’s big.”
“You okay?” I asked. The bags under his eyes seemed darker than normal.
“Yeah. Why?”
“You seem kind of preoccupied.”
“So do you.”
We exchanged a look that promised we’d talk later, and went into the office.
There were three people in the room. Superintendent Terry O’Loughlin-newly appointed by the mayor-was someone whom I hadn’t had a chance to meet yet, but whose reputation was well known. Behind her back, cops called her OTB, one tough broad. She’d forsaken her public appearance dress blues for a red pantsuit that looked like it came off the rack at Sears, and fit about as well. Subtle makeup, brown hair cropped short, and a wedding ring that looked to be cutting off the circulation to her chubby finger.
Captain Bains, my boss, stood next to her desk. Bains resembled a short, fat, unattractive version of Burt Reynolds, down to the jet-black hairpiece that didn’t match the gray in his mustache.
The third man was someone I didn’t know. Tall. Blondish. Sort of geeky looking, but dressed sharp. Before anyone had a chance to say word one, geeky guy was crossing the room toward me, his hand out in front of him.
“Lieutenant Daniels.” His shake was moist but aggressive, and he repeated it with Herb. “I’m Davy Ellis, of Ellis, Dickler, and Scaramouche. Call me Davy.”
“Lawyer?” Herb asked.
“We’re a public relations firm currently working with the city of Chicago to boost the image of the police department.”
I glanced at Bains, who gave me a curt nod but no explanation. What the hell was going on here?
“Lieutenant Daniels.” Superintendent O’Loughlin stood up and extended her hand. She wasn’t much taller standing than sitting. We shook, and her grip was stronger than Davy’s. “I’m glad you’ve finally graced us with your presence. It’s a pleasure to meet you.”
“Car trouble,” I lied. “The pleasure is mine, Superintendent.”
She did the shaking thing with Herb, and then we were instructed to sit. Bains joined us. Davy remained standing.
The super pushed a piece of paper across her desk. “My office received a letter this afternoon, addressed to me.”
Herb and I leaned forward and read.
I am the one spreading the botulism toxin. I’ve visited sixteen places so far. One was a deli on Irving Park. You will agree to pay me two million dollars, or my next target will kill hundreds of people.
This isn’t terrorism. I’m not some dumb Islamic fundamentalist. I’m a venture capitalist. I’m investing in fear and death. Pay me or I’ll branch out.
Take out an ad in the Friday Sun-Times in the personals and say “Chemist-the answer is yes.”
You’ll hear from me soon.
To prove I am who I say I am, this paper has been coated with BT.
Even though I could see the photocopy smudges, I suddenly wanted to distance myself from the paper. Botulism had been the top story for the last two days. The quick and deadly effects of the disease were terrifying.
“There was a powdery residue in the envelope with the letter,” the super said. “The secretary who opened it is at Rush-Presbyterian. She tested positive for botulism toxin. Three other people at the First District came into contact with the letter. So far they’re asymptomatic, but they’re being treated with antitoxin and remain under observation.”
Herb also seemed uncomfortable being so close to the note.
“I heard on the news there are nine dead so far,” he said.
The super’s mouth became a grim line. “The number is actually thirty-two, with over six hundred confirmed cases. We haven’t released the figures. The CDC, WHO, and USAMRIID have been notified, but everyone else is still under the impression that this is a naturally occurring outbreak, not a terrorist act.”
My mind harkened back to the anthrax scares after 9/11. The paranoia. The panic. Having this happen in my city was unfathomable. I thought about the tens of thousands of restaurants, cafés, bakeries, delis, supermarkets, and food stands in Chicago. One person, spreading a deadly toxin, could kill untold numbers before we even caught a lead.
“Has the FBI been contacted?” I asked.
“Yes. The Feds are sending a Hazardous Materials Response Team, which should arrive anytime. I’m sure Homeland Security will have a hand or three in as well.”
The super took a deep breath, then hit me with a stare so intense I had to fight to maintain eye contact.
“You and Sergeant Benedict have been on high-profile cases before, and when this breaks, it will be world news. You’ve had experience with product tampering. You’ve also had experience where the perpetrator contacted the police department.”