vanity he might well be excused, since it was the very first case he had
undertaken. Solemnly he read through the terms of the late Spaniard’s
will, which he had turned into English Law jargon from the translation
supplied by Imogene. But if he had thought to be tiresome to the Squire
of Iffley, he was mistaken, for the bully drank in the news of the
Spanish ladies’ wealth with avidity, and the more wealthy they seemed to
grow according to the young lawyer’s statement, so much the more did the
Squire ogle the beautiful Senorita.
The part of the will which touched the Squire’s nephew stated that
the vessel which the deceased provided and fitted out for Nicholas
Tappitt should be still held in commission with the said Nicholas
Tappitt as sailing-master, and that after payment from each or any
voyage, such profits accuring from the same should be divided into equal
portions, and paid the one to th e sailing-master and the other to the
deceased’s daughter Imogene. This statement concluded the business, and
Cobtree asked if anyone had any comment to make.
At which the Squire got to his feet and, much to Doctor Syn’s
annoyance, took Imogene’s hand and kissed her fingertips.
“It seems, then,” he said with a laugh, “that my wretched nephew will
at least have the felicity to be connected closely with you in the way
of business. Will you object to that, Doctor Syn? Or will you be
sensible enough to pocket the profits which my nephew’s trading brings
to your wife? I warrant it will be higher than the stipend of a
parson.”
“I think we need detain the Squire of Iffley no longer,” rapped out
the attorney.
“I will gladly accompany him downstairs,” added Doctor Syn, “for by
the looks of it the crowd had grown even larger, and I venture to think
that he will need a little protection on the way to his coach.”
“We will both accompany him, with your leave,” added Cobtree.
The Squire surveyed the y oung men haughtily.
“I have not the least fear of your rabble, gentlemen, but I shall
welcome your company to the door, since I have that to say to you which
I should prefer the ladies not to hear. Madame, I am your humble
servant.” (This is the Senora.) “And as to your daughter’s rejection of
my nephew in favour of this young scholar—well, I shall have a good
deal to say to my nephew on the subject which will not be to his liking,
for I could never tolerate a failure. But for Heaven’s sake, Madame,
see that your daughter contemplates well what she is doing before
condemning her whole life to a dull English parsonage. I shall be happy
to welcome you both at Iffley whenever you care to honour me. Now,
gentlemen, at your service.”
The Squire’s attitude, his insults and his reputation prepared
Doctor Syn for what was to follow, and as he led the way down the stairs
he decided what course he would take in retaliation. Tony Cobtree
followed with his hand on his sword.
What both the young men suspected would happen came quickly enough.
They knew the initiative was in the Squire’s hands, and he took it highhandedly. Ignoring the growl of protest against him from the crowd, he
turned and faced the two young Marshmen. A step below them on the porch
he looked up at young Cobtree.
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“Do I owe you any small fee for your service?” he asked, with on hand
in his breeches pocket. “I find I have plenty of small change about
me.”
“You owe me nothing,” replied Cobtree coldly. “In my professional
capacity I was acting for the ladies, not for you.”
“As for you, sir,” went on the Squire, turning fiercely upon Doctor
Syn, “since you have taken it upon yourself to interfere with my
business, I shall make a point of interfering with yours.”
“Since I have no interest in you at all,” replied Doctor Syn, “I fail
to see in what way I could have interfered.”
“I call it the grossest interference,” went on the Squire, “the way
you have crept in behind my nephew’s back, knowing him to be safe away
at sea, and then with your smooth tongue to have seduced the mind of a
rich, beautiful, but ignorant girl who should have been his wife. Well,
marry her if you can, but you will first answer this”—and with the back
of his hand he struck the parson in the mouth.
Although the blood tricked down from his lip where the Squire’s ring
had cut it, Doctor Syn appeared deadly calm. Raising his right hand to
check the angry murmur of the crowd behind the Squire, he said:
“I will answer you at once, though no t in the way you expect. You
have just struck a cowardly blow, knowing full well that it would not be
seemly for me to meet you with either barrel or blade. But I have a
man’s heart beneath my black coat, and I take a blow from no one as
despicable as yo u. So down with you into the gutter, where you belong.”
Very deliberately, Doctor Syn began to remove his clerical coat. But
ere he could accomplish this, the Squire had drawn his sword, and with
the flat of the blade struck the parson with all his force upon his
shoulder. In a second Tony Cobtree’s sword was drawn, and with a
“Coward, en garde”, he engaged the Squire.
While hoots of “Shame!” and “Tear him!” arose from the crowd, Doctor
Syn’s voice rang above all, crying, “This is my quarrel, Tony.” At the
same time he leapt, dropping his coat upon the steps, and as he turned
the blades with the impact of his body, he struck up with his left fist
and caught the Squire with all his force upon the jaw. The sudden
impact seemed to lift the heavy bull y off his feet, and down he went
backwards with a sickening thud as his head struck the cobble-stones.
It was then that the crowd pounced, like encouraged terriers upon a
rat. The Squire’s sword was wrested from his grasp, and sent crashing
through the windows of his coach. At the same time the wretched footman
had been dragged from the horses’ heads and thrown to the mob, while
others seized the reins. The armed coachman, assailed from back and
front, fired his blunderbuss into the air, and then gave in for very
fear. He was dragged from his box. His wrists were lasted behind him
with the corded frogs that they ripped from his gorgeous uniformed coat.
His wig was torn off and stuffed into his mouth as a gag, tied with its
own ribbon.
Despite the e fforts of both Doctor Syn and Cobtree to save him, the
Squire of Iffley was lifted up by the infuriated townsmen and bundled
into his coach. The coachman and footman were pushed in after him, and
then, amidst wild yells of derision, they led the horses through the
Market, and into solemn procession as far as Magdalen Bridge. Here, as
the young men were afterwards to learn, the frightened animals were left
to their own devices. A strong flick from the long whip which someone
stole, and the coach went off in made career, swaying and ungoverned.
The wretched inmates of the vehicle must have thanks their stars that
the horses knew the way, for they pulled up panting and kicking at the
closed iron gates, until the gate-keeper came out and
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led them through. The thanks this fellow received at the hands of his
master for having rescued him and the servants was a stroke over the
mouth, so that his lip was cut similarly to Doctor Syn’s. He then
threatened him with dismissal, but then, remembering that the rascal
knew Doctor Syn and might yet be useful in trapping him, he gave him a