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DONALD TRUMP IN THE BODY OF NAPOLEON</p>

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ANNOTATION</p>

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The soul of the President of the United States of America, Donald trump, was transferred to the body of Napoleon Bonaparte on the first June 1, 1812.   Now the American patriot number one will have to visit the skin of the great conquering Emperor.</p>

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America is a great country,</p>

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That gave the light, the progress of peoples…</p>

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You are God Almighty Dana,</p>

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For the Motherland, for glory, for freedom!</p>

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No not for nothing in the Russian age,</p>

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A Royal, great power…</p>

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There was a great man,</p>

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Conqueror of death, glory!</p>

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Bonaparte was a child of the Gods,</p>

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Wise guy with a three-cornered hat…</p>

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The villains drove the donkeys,</p>

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Struck with a sharp prick!</p>

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There is a great Destiny in it,</p>

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The genius embodied!</p>

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He's so smart,</p>

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And swing like a giant!</p>

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But he went to fight in Russia-</p>

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Ivan decided to conquer,</p>

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Valiant knight don't be a coward,</p>

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Beat basurman with a rush!</p>

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And the titans fought like this,</p>

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That swords rang like thunder,</p>

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Get the hangman in a Nickel,</p>

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We are not children from the cradle!</p>

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Borodino glorious battle,</p>

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The knights stood firm..</p>

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Paid for the robbery,</p>

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They were in a corpse pit!</p>

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Bonaparte fled from us,</p>

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Having lost the wagons, the army…</p>

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Got not an eyebrow, but an eye,</p>

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From the blood, it became slippery,</p>

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We reached Paris,</p>

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They finished feasting there…</p>

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Yes soldiers only pennies,</p>

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But the bullets were gone!</p>

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.                              CHAPTER 1</p>

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Beautiful Slavic girls with bare feet were vigorously dancing something brisk on the runway. President of the United States of America Donald trump arrived on may 1, 2021 on an official visit to the capital of Ukraine, Kiev.  This was the first visit of the head of the world's most powerful power since the orange Maidan. </p>

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The tall and plump President of the United States, accompanied by security guards, did not hurry up to the podium.   There was a may day parade with a demonstration of military equipment, and the latest military developments of the Ukrainian army.   Girls danced in short skirts, and with bare, slender legs. President of Ukraine Vladimir Zelensky read an address to the people. </p>

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Things were not going well for the head of the us-allied state.  The people are dissatisfied, the goals proclaimed by the orange revolution have not been achieved, the country is in crisis, and the world does not smell yet.  The distribution of troops has been delayed and people are dying.</p>

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Therefore, the visit of the us President, the terrible trump, has high hopes, including for a Golden rain from America.    </p>

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Here Donald trump rises to the podium, he stands next to the Ukrainian President, who seems so small against his background and begins to pour out eloquence... that, they say, what a great future awaits Ukraine in an Alliance with the United States and all that...</p>

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Suddenly, from the troops participating in the parade, a shot is heard. A fast-moving rocket took off from the armored personnel carrier.  There was a deafening explosion, and clouds of black and yellow smoke, like demons escaping from the underworld, covered the stands where the heads of state stood: the United States and Ukraine…</p>

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Another page of history turned over with a splash of blood…</p>

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The spirit of the extraordinary and original Donald trump was moving away from the planet Earth.  Now the former President of the United States felt an extraordinary lightness in the body, the absence of any pain, and most importantly, that the chronic fatigue that had accumulated over the years of the presidency, almost seventy-four years of life, had subsided.</p>