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To win them back: you need a powerful Navy and dominance over Britain.</p>
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Napoleon is now at the top of his power, but there are more and more problems every year. Although, of course, a lot of progressive things have been done.</p>
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Donald trump himself thought that it might make sense to reconsider the previous Napoleonic plans, and instead of going to Moscow to find a different direction. </p>
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First and foremost in the head of the President of the United States came to Ukraine. They have antagonism with the Muscovites for centuries, or more simply, confrontation. You can enter Kiev and proclaim a self-sufficient Ukrainian state, putting one of your relatives as a Manager over it. </p>
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The idea itself looks tempting, but contradicts Napoleon's previous promises to the poles and Austrians.</p>
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Well, if the poles were raised from the mud and the state of complete lack of statehood, to an Autonomous Duchy, which can be declared a Kingdom, then the mighty Austria is a stronghold of the dominion and control of France over Central and Eastern Europe.</p>
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Although on the other hand, Ukraine can also become a counterweight to the Austrians, and the poles will have enough of the Baltic States and Belarus. The father-in-law will have enough of Bosnia and Herzegovina, which are still Ottoman possessions.</p>
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And if not enough, you can add Serbia. The former US President had a biased opinion about the Serbs and really thought it would be better for them to be under the Austrians.</p>
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In the future, Napoleon II may receive the Austrian crown, and in this case, the unity of Europe will be strengthened. </p>
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So the question is: should we go to Ukraine, and most importantly do it now, or wait? Pause can be used to improve weapons. The General principles of rifled rifles are known to Donald Trump, and engineers in France and other countries will be able to adjust the details. And dynamite is quite realistic to develop. </p>
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Aeroplanes probably can't be built that easily. But dinamoriga artillery or a primitive mortar. Also, of course, it will take time, but having received General guidelines from Donald trump, local designers for a couple of years, we can hope that they will create something worthwhile.</p>
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But the Russians can also adopt, even if not immediately, French weapons. </p>
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It is probably impossible to construct a tank yet, but trains are quite possible. A fairly simple device for a steam boiler: and the Railways will encircle all of Europe, to the Pacific ocean, if this is the will of Napoleon-trump. </p>
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And the car can appear much earlier, with a modern layout.</p>
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The place where Napoleon's headquarters was located looked cozy, even slightly slicked down. After all, it is home to the Emperor, at that time the most powerful power on the planet. The United States of America is still gaining its power.</p>
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So Donald trump... was a Little confused when the grenadiers rode towards him. They were big, two-meter guys, and their height seemed higher because of the high hats. Maybe that's why the myth of the short Napoleon was born, with his flattened cocked hat. </p>
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But after hearing the greetings and receiving low bows, trump-Bonaparte immediately gained confidence in himself. </p>
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He was actually saluted and bowed. The American President saw that people looked at him with genuine admiration, which was not the case in his previous life.</p>
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It is one thing to be a servant of the people, and another to be a real Emperor. That is, the monarch and the king. In fact, Napoleon's power is almost unlimited.</p>
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Two girls followed him. After Donald trump came down to earth, the feeling of smallness became stronger. Both girls were about 185 and, despite their bare feet, towered over Bonaparte. </p>
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The Emperor's personal guard, like the guard of Peter, was formed of soldiers no lower than 190, and at the same time the grenadiers of the life guard in high-heeled boots and high, brightly embroidered hats.</p>
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Donald trump thought it would be nice to simplify the form, and introduce a khaki color. In addition to the purely practical benefit of making soldiers invisible in battle, Napoleon-Donald himself would not have seemed so dwarfed in this case. And the are worth these foreheads! </p>
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And what is the stereotype that a bodyguard must be huge? After all, the smaller the body, the more agile it is. A large size, they only slow down maneuverability, and increase the inertial mass.</p>
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In addition, a simple khaki uniform will be cheaper and easier to erase than this luxury, and instead of hats, you can use a cap for the summer, or a beret for the winter.</p>
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A dozen generals and a couple of marshals were already waiting for Donald trump at the map. What Napoleon wanted to say to them is well known to the President of the United States. But while trump-Bonaparte has not yet decided whether to be in this year's war with Russia or not, as well as what way to conduct it.</p>
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Napoleon's loud, confident baritone announced his first wilclass="underline" </p>
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- We need to urgently shave all the soldiers ' heads and pubes! I'm not going to lose half my army to lice and scabies! And you gentlemen be more modest, your hats are visible for a hundred meters! But get a volley of buckshot, or from a unicorn, and will take you to the river Styx, or the lake Leucocytes this is how one earned it. </p>