I was not really certain that what was being done was the right thing. On the other hand, I could not be sure that it was not. It was not the same thing as doublecrossing a friend or betraying a confidence, or anything like that, both because my guest had been of the uninvited variety and because I had given him what he was after-viz., namely & to wit, I had turned him on.
Still, though, echoing up from the chambers of my memory came the thought that he had given me the legal citation I had needed back when I was searching for something to keep them from spiriting me away. And he had put my chest together again. And he had promised to clarify everything, eventually.
But my metabolism meant a lot to me, and that spell on the bus and my experience of being controlled back in the hospital were also distressing. I had made my decision. Second thoughts were now a waste of time and emotion. I waited.
Our Snark is a Boojum!
There it was again, desperate-sounding this time, followed by the superimposition of massive teeth framed by upward curving lips on the far wall. Then fading, fading ... Gone.
"We have him!" said Ragma, slapping a pad of gauze onto my arm. "Hold that in place for a while."
"Right."
It was only then that I ventured a look.
The star-stone was there on the towel. Not quite as I remembered it, for its shape was somewhat altered and its colors seemed more vivid-near to pulsing.
Our Snark is a Boojum. Anything from a distorted appeal for reconsideration to a euphemistic warning to a wasp concerning certain flowers-distorted as it was by the handedness barrier. I would have given a lot just then to know, though.
"What are you going to do with it now?" I asked.
"Get it to a safe place," Ragma said, "after you've taken your little turnabout. Then it will be up to your United Nations for a time, since they are its current custodians. Still, a report on this new finding will have to be circulated among all our member worlds, and I would imagine your authorities will want to act under their advisement as to tests and observations that might now be in order."
"I'd imagine," I said, and he reached to pick it up.
"There's a good little fellow" came an all too familiar voice from across the hall. "Gingerly, gingerly now! Wrap it in the towel, please. I'd hate to have it chipped or scratched."
Zeemeister and Buckler had entered the hall, carrying guns, pointing them. Jamie, who was grinning, remained near the entrance, covering it. Morton, who looked pretty pleased himself, advanced on us.
"So that's how you hid it, Fred," he observed. "Neat trick."
I said nothing but rose slowly to my feet, nothing in mind but the fact that I could move faster from that position.
He shook his head.
"No need for trouble," he said. "This time you are safe, Fred. Everyone here is safe. So long as I get the stone."
I wondered, in a hopefully telepathic fashion, whether M'mrm'mlrr might reach out and burn his brain as a contribution to domestic tranquillity.
The suggestion was apparently accepted just as he came up beside me and hefted the stone. For he shrieked then and suffered a minor convulsion.
I grabbed for the gun with both hands. Jamie was far enough away to give me sporting odds on the attempt. I did not think he would take a chance on hitting his boss.
The pistol was fired twice before I tore it away from him. I did not get to keep it, however, as he jabbed me in the belly and caught me with an uppercut that knocked me to the floor. The weapon went spinning and skidding away to a place somewhere beneath the platform of the Rhennius machine.
Zeemeister kicked Ragma, who had chosen that moment to attack, away from him. Still clutching the stone, he produced a long, shiny blade from somewhere in the vicinity of his forearm. Then he shouted to Jamie but stopped in mid-cry.
I looked to see what had happened and decided that it must be another hallucination.
Jamie's weapon lay half a dozen paces behind him, and he stood rubbing his wrist, facing the man with the neat beard and the amused expression, the man who held one hand in his pocket and twirled a shillelagh with the other.
"I'll kill you," I heard Jamie say.
"No, Jamie! No!" Zeemeister cried. "Don't go near him, Jamie! Run!"
Zeemeister backed away, pausing only to slash one of M'mrm'mlrr's tentacles, as if knowing the source of his mental anguish.
"He's not much," Jamie called back.
"That's Captain Al!" Zeemeister shouted. "Run, you fool!"
But Jamie decided to swing instead.
It was instructive to almost behold. "Almost," I say, because the cudgel moved a bit too fast for me to trace its passage. So I was not certain exactly where or how many times it touched him. It seemed only an instant after Jamie began his swing that he was falling.
Then, still twirling the stick, casually, jauntily now, the hallucination moved past Jamie's crumpled form and headed on toward Zeemeister.
Not taking his eyes from the advancing figure, Zeemeister continued to retreat, holding the knife low before him, edge upward.
"I thought you were dead," he finally said.
"Obviously you were mistaken" came the reply.
"What interest have you in this thing, anyway?"
"You tried to kill Fred Cassidy," he said, "and I've invested a lot in that boy's education."
"I did not associate the name," Zeemeister replied. "But I never really intended to harm him."
"That is not the way that I heard it."
Zeemeister continued to back away, passing through the gate in the guardrail, moving until the rotating platform of the Rhennius machine brushed the backs of his pant legs. He spun then and slashed at Charv, who was passing by, brandishing a wrench. Charv bleated and fled the platform, dropping to the floor near M'mrm'mlrr and Nadler.
"What are you going to do, Al?" Zeemeister inquired, turning back to face the other.
But there was no reply, only a continued advance, a continued twirling of the club, a smile.
At the last instant, before he came into shillelagh range, Zeemeister bolted. Raising one foot to the platform, he sprang back on it, turning, and rushed forward all of two paces. Its rotation, however, had so positioned the apparatus that he collided with the central unit, which faintly resembled a wide hand cupped as in the act of scratching.
His momentum and angle of incidence were such that his stumbling rebound bore him down atop the belt. His knife and the towel-swathed star-stone flew from his hands as he tried to stay his fall. They bounced from the platform down onto the floor as he was borne on into the tunnel. His scream was cut short with an ominous abruptness and I looked away, but not in time.
It apparently turned him inside out.
Which of course delivered the contents of his circulatory and digestive systems to the floor.
Also, it seemed to have inverted all of the organs which were now exposed.
The contents of my own stomach sought egress, reinforced by the noises which had begun about me. Like I said, I looked away. But not in time.
It was Charv who finally managed to get up stomach enough to get to them and throw someone's coat over the remains, where they had fallen from the belt as it advanced toward the perpendicular. Then, and only then, did Ragma's practicality return, punctuated by his near hysterical "The stone! Where is the stone?"
Through watering eyes, I sought for it and then beheld the racing form of Paul Byler, bloody towel clutched beneath his arm, on his way across the hall.
"Once a jolly swagman," he called out, "always a jolly swagman!" and he was gone out the door.
Pandemonium reigned. Over the just and the near just.
My hallucination then gave a final spin to his stick, turned, nodded in my direction and approached us. I rose to my feet, nodded back, found a smile and showed it to him.
"Fred, my boy, you've grown," he said. "I hear you have acquired a high degree and a responsible position. Congratulations!"