Leaving the engine idling, he crossed the pavement. It was open. £2.50 to get in. The blonde girl selling tickets smiled at him. Change of plan, he decided.
He parked his old Rover in the side-street and ran back to the club in case it closed while he wasn’t looking.
‘Is there a phone in here?’ he asked the girl.
‘Down the corridor on the right,’ she said.
But he postponed the call to Eddie (Eddie was always late anyway) and, moving down the corridor, turned left into a room with a small bar and a dance-floor. Black walls. The usual barrage of lights. Iggy Pop’s ‘No Fun’ slammed out of head-high stacks of speakers. A Mohican danced alone, fists clubbing the air. Already damaged sofa-seating seemed to shrink back against the walls. A short flight of stairs led to a second room, also painted black. Lengths of ripped black netting gathered like stormclouds on the ceiling. White neon tubes fizzed above the bar. The facing wall, a solid mass of mirror-tiles, glimmered a dim silver. There were black tables, sticky with spilt drinks. His kind of place.
He walked back through the club to the main entrance. The blonde girl was talking to a man whose name, if Moses had heard it right, was Belsen. Moses waited for her to notice him. His size made that inevitable.
When she turned her head, he said, ‘I’m sorry, where did you say the phone was?’
She laughed. ‘Have you been looking for it all this time?’
‘Sort of.’
‘Come on, I’ll show you.’ And then, to Belsen, ‘Won’t be a second.’
Belsen’s watery eyes followed them down the corridor. His face looked as if it had been made of wax which had melted, run, then hardened again. He was wearing a Crombie and drinking Coke out of a can.
‘Who’s that man?’ Moses asked the girl.
‘That’s Belsen. He’s the bouncer.’
‘I don’t think he likes me.’
The girl smiled. ‘He doesn’t like anyone. That’s his job. There’s the phone.’
Moses thanked her. He dialled the pub where he was supposed to be meeting Eddie and when Eddie came on he said, ‘New venue, place called The Bunker.’ He gave Eddie the address and hung up.
On his way to the bar, he bumped into somebody he recognised from a club in the West End. Moses knew him as The Butcher. The Butcher wore a naval cap and a belted leather apron. A meathook earring swung from his left ear. His sleeves were rolled up past his elbows, exposing a pair of scarred white forearms. The Butcher sold speed. Moses bought a £5 deal and headed for the Ladies. ‘The Ladies is cool,’ The Butcher had told him.
The Butcher was right. Chinese-red walls. Hairspray and smoke instead of air. Men slumped in wash-basins. Girls with their eyes on the mirror. Moses stood in line for one of the two cubicles.
When his turn came, he squeezed inside and bolted the door.
A couple of minutes later somebody wondered what he was doing.
‘Wanking, probably,’ another voice suggested.
Derisive laughter.
‘I’m not,’ Moses called out.
‘What’s taking you so long then?’
He didn’t answer this time. He had to chop the speed on the sloping top of the cistern and that wasn’t easy. One clumsy movement could send the whole lot cascading into the toilet bowl. He cut the powder into four crude lines with his Cashpoint card, rolled a £5 note and, bending his right nostril to the paper, vacuumed them up one after the other. No sense in running the gauntlet of all those beautiful jeering girls again. He dropped the paper into the toilet and flushed. Cynical applause from the other side of the door.
‘About fucking time.’
Moses emerged, hands raised, warding off abuse. ‘Really sorry about that.’
‘You would’ve been,’ a girl muttered as she pushed past him, ‘if I’d done it on the floor.’
He had forgotten all about Eddie. He had two or three drinks, talked to the blonde girl (whose name was Louise), and once, much to his astonishment, for it was something he rarely attempted, danced. The speed, he thought. OK stuff. He’d have to use that butcher again.
At least an hour had passed when a smile appeared.
‘Oh dear,’ the smile said, ‘you look a bit fucked up, Moses.’
‘Hello, Eddie.’
The smile handed Moses a whisky. ‘Swallow that and we’ll go smoke a joint.’
Moses tipped the whisky into his mouth and handed the glass back. The smile became a grin. They occupied a dark corner, lit the joint. A crush of bodies soaked up the music now. It was hot.
‘Vince and Jackson’ve come along too,’ the grin said, ‘but I lost them.’
Moses didn’t answer. He was beginning to feel strange. A smell had risen in his nostrils, a smell he couldn’t identify or explain. Something like rotten meat, something like shit. But it wasn’t so much the actual smell that affected him as the idea that he had noticed the smell and would now be unable to not notice it. The smell was like the symbol of a stage he had reached in an extremely unpleasant and irreversible process. It told him there was no going back. Not now. Oh dear indeed.
His skull began to revolve of its own accord inside his scalp. His forehead became the target for a volley of tiny ice-cold missiles. He touched his hairline and sweat glistened on his fingertips. He stumbled towards the exit.
Half an hour later Jackson ran into Eddie. ‘Have you seen Moses?’ he asked.
‘Last I saw of him,’ Eddie said, ‘he was going that way.’ He pointed to the corridor. ‘Seemed to be in a hurry.’
They exchanged a knowing look.
Jackson eventually found Moses in a skip on the main road. Moses was lying on a heap of rubble, his head halfway inside a TV set. He had lost a shoe. His arms and legs were flung out, crooked, the shape of a swastika. He looked as if he had fallen out of an aeroplane. Jackson sighed. He went to fetch Eddie, but Eddie had disappeared. With some girl, knowing Eddie. He found Vince instead. Led him outside. They stood on the pavement and stared at Moses.
‘What are we going to do with him?’ Jackson asked.
Vince climbed into the skip. ‘Hey, Moses,’ he said.
Moses didn’t move.
Vince poked him with the toe of his boot. Absolutely no reaction. Vince kicked Moses several times in various parts of his body. Including once in the groin, for good measure. A faint groan came from inside the TV.
Vince climbed down shaking his head. ‘Better call him a cab.’
Jackson nodded wisely. ‘Usual procedure. Leave it to me.’
He ran back to The Bunker and asked the blonde girl where the phone was. She showed him. ‘Is your friend all right?’ she asked him. ‘I saw him leave. He didn’t look very well.’
‘He’ll be all right,’ Jackson said. ‘You know. Tomorrow.’
He called the cab company they always used and explained the situation. ‘Yes, that’s right,’ he said. ‘The skip on Kennington Road.’
Ten seconds.
‘Don’t worry about that,’ he said. ‘I’ll pay you this end.’
Another five seconds.
He grinned. ‘No,’ he said, ‘he doesn’t usually do that.’
When Eddie arrived home at three that morning, he found Moses asleep on the sofa in the lounge with both shoes on his feet and a smile on his face.
Cab-drivers are amazing.
*
Moses had been living with Eddie for almost two years. When he first moved in, somebody had told him that Eddie would be the perfect flatmate. Sociable, loaded, out a lot. Perfect.