Arthur was the custodian in a grade school in Helena, and he’d had that job since coming home. He had never married and was an anxious person, institutionalized more than once at Warm Springs State Mental Hospital, where he got, in his words, “a much-needed rest.” My mother got a few nice rests there too. For my part, listening to too many veterans’ stories was liable in peacetime to give a boy the feeling of worthlessness.
We had just had supper in the backyard in the shade of the old burr oak. My father was helping my mother clear the dishes, and that left me alone with Arthur Boyle, who was looking at me fixedly. From household hearsay I knew that “poor Arthur” was crazy, but at this moment he looked as if he had something urgent on his mind. He kept rebuttoning the shiny suit coat that stretched across his narrow chest and sliding his pale plastic eyeglasses back up his nose. His meager hair was combed over a high round dome, and he was nervously vigilant about stragglers. He leaned close to me and said, “Someday you’ll see through your father and his happy stories about over there. He was a deserter. Did he ever tell you that?”
From the back door, my father heard him and said, “Not yet, Arthur. I will in time.” And helping Arthur to the door with a firm grip on the back of his suit coat, he added, “It’s an interesting tale, Arthur. When he’s older he’ll enjoy it.”
After Arthur Boyle was helped into the night, I heard him wail, “But where will I go?”
* * *
I went to see Niles Throckmorton at his office on Calender Street, right around the corner from the post office. A broad flight of steps led to the porch of what had once been, in the 1920s, a manorial home but which now served as home and office to Niles, the first floor given over to the latter. I had no sooner caught the eye of his receptionist than I heard Niles explode in his office behind her desk. She waved me in with the faintest possible rolling of her eyes before an indifferent return to papers in front of her. Niles was behind his desk, rooting through a cardboard box and throwing handfuls of excelsior onto the floor. “I just don’t believe these bastards,” he said, addressing the box. “I ordered a wheel of very expensive Canadian cheddar and they forgot to put it in the box. Instead, they send a CD explaining all the things you can do with the cheese. What a country.” He held up the CD. “Give this to Maida and have her put it on her computer. Have her tell me if there’s anything on it I need to see. And have her get online and track the cheese.”
Maida wrapped one hand around her forehead as she received the CD and said, “I heard.” I went back to the room.
“Close the door,” said Niles, and I did. “You’ll be pleased I got you reduced to negligent manslaughter.” I started to open my mouth. “Oh, not too interested? No death penalty for manslaughter. Most people in your position would see that as a good thing.”
He made up a small plate of cold cuts from the mini-fridge alongside his desk. They were welcome, as I had not had a substantial meal all day. We went through most of it before our discussion even began. Finally, Niles looked squarely at me, holding my gaze for a long moment. I was anxious to know what might come. Slowly and deliberately, his hand drifted my way, stopping over the nearly empty plate between us; his forefinger opened and pointed to a piece of ham rolled around a black olive. He said, “You gonna eat that?” I shook my head. I guess that was it.
Presently he wiped his lips and began: “I don’t think these charges are likely to be reduced below where they’re at, i.e., negligent manslaughter, and if you abandoned yourself to jubilation over this news I’d be the first to understand.” I remained impassive. He stared at me, awaiting an answer. I didn’t want to let him down.
“Niles, remember, I’m pleading ‘no contest.’ ”
“I see. Well, in that case you, sir, are an idiot.”
“I’m sorry to hear it.”
“Some jurors will see that as a guilty plea. In any case, nolo contendere has the same standing as a guilty plea for sentencing purposes.”
“But it’s not a guilty plea,” I said. “The jury will decide if I am guilty.”
“The jury will note that you are not putting up a fight.”
I said, “This is my fight, Niles.”
Throckmorton stood up from his desk, eyes gleaming, and told me he was still famished, adding, “But I won’t be able to eat until you’re gone.”
I was reluctantly fond of Niles and admiring of his intemperate love of life. He ate too much, lived with more than one woman at a time, cynically asserting that one or the other was his housekeeper. At one time, he had smoked a lot of marijuana, and not too covertly, so it was more than local legend that illegal smoke poured almost continuously from his office. He would take on any case at all — murders, divorces, business malfeasance. His best-known case was his pro bono defense of a family of Assiniboine Indians who had lived for more than a century over the last resting place of a dinosaur which a well-funded group of archaeologists wished to excavate. By encouraging the family to hang tough, he was able to milk a wide array of society dinosaur buffs and sufficiently enrich the family that they could depart for Phoenix in their new motorhome. Niles knew the law with rare erudition, and the many judges who despised him knew him to be their unwelcome transportation to appeals court, where they were likely to end up with egg on their faces.
Their faculties notwithstanding, my reasons for pleading no contest were, I knew, well outside his ability to understand them; therefore I spared him the explanations, especially since I was still devising them. With all my regrets, I saw this as an opportunity for equitable review: I would accept the consequences. Niles said that even though I had tied one hand behind his back and we would probably draw a judge who hated him, he would, per usual, fight like a junkyard dog. I said, “Thank you.”