"Captain Swell."
"Wednesday's Dawn," replied the Captain, bending his head as he pushed one stockinged foot forward. Albert, arriving a little too late, slid along the deck and hastily tried to put the proffered foot into the boot he held.
"Not now!" hissed Pannikin, dragging the lad back by the scruff of his neck.
The Captain and Wednesday's Dawn ignored the boy and the First Mate. They turned together to the rail and looked out at the ocean, continuing to talk while hardly looking at each other.
"I trust you have had a profitable voyage to date, Captain?"
"Well enough, Miss Dawn. May I inquire as to the happy chance that has led you to grace my vessel with your presence?"
"You may indeed, Captain. I am here upon the express command of our mistress, bearing an urgent dispatch, which I am pleased to deliver."
Dawn reached into her sleeve, which was tight enough to hold no possibility of storage, and pulled out a large thick envelope of buff paper, sealed with a knob of blue sealing wax half an inch thick.
Captain Swell took the envelope slowly, broke the seal with deliberation, and unfolded it to read the letter written on the inside. The crew was quiet as he read, the only sounds the slap of the sea against the hull, the creak of the timbers, the momentary flap of a sail, and the faint whistle of the wind in the rigging.
Everyone knew what the letter must be. Orders from Drowned Wednesday. That meant trouble, particularly as they had been spared direct orders from Wednesday for several thousand years. They were almost certainly no longer going home to Port Wednesday and the few days" liberty they usually received while their precious cargo was sold.
Captain Swell finished the letter, shook the envelope, and picked up the two additional documents that fell out of it like doves from a conjurer's hat.
"We are instructed to sail to a landlocked part of the Secondary Realms," the Captain said to Wednesday's Dawn, the hint of a question in his voice.
"Our mistress will ensure the Sea extends there for the time it takes for your passenger to embark," replied Dawn.
"We must cross the Line of Storms both ways," added the Captain. "With a mortal passenger."
"You must," agreed Dawn. She tapped one of the documents with her riding crop. "That is a Permission that will allow a mortal to pass the Line."
"This mortal is to be treated as a personal guest of milady?"
"He is."
"This passenger's name will be required for my manifest."
"Unnecessary," Dawn snapped. She looked the Captain directly in the eyes. "He is a confidential guest. You have a description, a location, and specific sailing instructions drawn up personally by me. I suggest you get on with it. Unless of course you wish to challenge these orders? I could arrange an audience with Lady Wednesday if you choose."
The crew members all held their breath. If the Captain chose to see Drowned Wednesday, they'd all have to go as well, and not one of them was ready for that fate.
Captain Swell hesitated for a moment. Then he slowly saluted.
"As ever, I am at Milady Wednesday's command. Good day, Miss Dawn."
"Good day to you, Captain." Dawn's wings stirred at her back, sending a sudden breeze around the quarterdeck. "Good luck."
"We'll need it," whispered the helmsman to his mate as Dawn stepped up to the rail and launched herself in a long arcing dive that ended several hundred yards away in the sea, as she transformed back into a golden winged shark.
"Mister Pannikin!" roared the Captain, though the First Mate was only a few feet away. 'stand by to make sail!"
He glanced down at the complex sailing instructions that Dawn had given him, noting the known landmarks of the Border Sea they must sight and the auguries and incantations required to sail the ship to the required place and time in the Secondary Realms. As was the case with all of Drowned Wednesday's regular merchant marine, the Captain was himself a Sorcerer-Navigator, as were his officers.
"Mmm... Bethesda Hospital... room 206... two minutes past the hour of seven in the evening. On Wednesday, of course," muttered the Captain, reading aloud to himself. "House time, as per line four, corresponds with the date and year in local reckoning in the boxed corner, and where... odd name for a town... never heard of that country... what will these mortals think of next... and the world..."
He flipped the parchment over.
"Hmmph. I might have known!"
The Captain looked up and across at his running, climbing, swinging, rolling, swaying, sail-unfurling, and rope-hauling crew. They all stopped as one and looked at him.
"We sail to Earth!" shouted Captain Swell.
One
"WHAT TIME IS IT?" Arthur asked after the nurse had left, wheeling away the drip he didn't need anymore. His adopted mother was standing in the way of the clock. Emily had told him she'd only pop in for a minute and wouldn't sit down, but she'd already been there fifteen minutes. Arthur knew that meant she was worried about him, even though he was already off the oxygen and his broken leg, though sore, was quite bearable.
"Four-thirty. Five minutes since you asked me last time," Emily replied. "Why are you so concerned about the time? And what's wrong with your own watch?"
"It's going backwards," said Arthur, careful not to answer Emily's other question. He couldn't tell her the real reason he kept asking the time. She wouldn't — or couldn't — believe the real reasons.
She'd think he was mad if he told her about the House, that strange building that contained vast areas and was the epicentre of the Universe as well. Even if he could take her to the House, she wouldn't be able to see it.
Arthur knew he would be going back to the House sooner rather than later. That morning he'd found an invitation under the pillow of his hospital bed, signed Lady Wednesday. Transportation has been arranged, it had read. Arthur couldn't help feeling it was much more sinister than the simple word transportation suggested. Perhaps he was going to be taken, as a prisoner. Or transported like a mail package...
He'd been expecting something to happen all day. He couldn't believe it was already half past four on Wednesday afternoon and there was still no sign of weird creatures or strange events. Lady Wednesday only had dominion over her namesake day in the Secondary Realms, so whatever she planned to do to him had to happen before midnight. Seven and a half hours away...
Every time a nurse or a visitor came through the door, Arthur jumped, expecting it to be some dangerous servant of Wednesday's. As the hours ticked by, he'd become more and more nervous.
The suspense was worse than the pain in his broken leg. The bone was set and wrapped in one of the new ultra-tech casts, a leg sheath that looked like the armour of a space marine, extending from knee to ankle. It was super strong, super lightweight, and had what the doctor called "nanonic healing enhancers" — whatever they were. Regardless of their name, they worked, and had already reduced the swelling. The cast was so advanced it would literally fall off his leg and turn into dust when its work was done.
His asthma was also under control, at least for the moment, though Arthur was annoyed that it had come back in the first place. He'd thought it had been almost completely cured as a side effect of wielding the First Key.
Then Dame Primus had used the Second Key to remove all the effects of the First Key upon him, reversing both his botched attempt to heal his broken leg and the Key's beneficial effect on his asthma. But Arthur had to admit it was better to have a treatable broken leg and his familiar, manageable asthma than to have a magically twisted-up, inoperable leg and no asthma.
I'm lucky to have survived at all, Arthur thought. He shivered as he remembered the descent into Grim Tuesday's Pit.