Swap “Mollycule Theory” for “Order of Finnegans” and everything fits much better. The pub is packed, probably because they’re showing one of the European Championship games on the television, but also because in Ireland pubs are almost always full. Javier and Ricardo order beer, Nietzky a whiskey with ice.
A tender and ridiculous cup of tea with milk is the teetotaller Riba’s embarrassed order. Since the cruel jokes about his sad drink keep coming, he tries to dispel them by asking his friends if they knew there was a character in Borges’s story “Death and the Compass” called Black Finnegan who owned a pub called Liverpool House.
“So we’re also in a Borgesian pub,” says Javier.
“And the Order could be a bit Borgesian as well, it’s not going to be all Joyce,” suggests Ricardo.
“We could just include the Borges line as a motto on the Order’s coat of arms. I think that might be enough,”says Riba.
“Do we have a coat of arms?” asks Nietzky.
Riba proposes a legend that could be inserted into the coat of arms: “Black Finnegan by name, an old Irish criminal, who was crushed, annihilated almost, by respectability. .”
Atmosphere in Finnegans: Much clinking of pint glasses and rowdiness. A blonde woman who’s had a lot of work done and a man with a dense gray beard, his loose jaw trembling as he speaks. A foreign soccer team scores a goal, which provokes an almost endless cry of jubilation among the clientele. It turns out the Polish national team has loads of Irish supporters. Thick smoke, although in theory no one is smoking. It’s as if this smoke came from a deeply rooted past that hasn’t budged an inch from the pub. Meshuggah, as Joyce would say, off his chump. A long silence at the table of the future Knights of the Order.
“I haven’t come up with anything for the funeral for the Gutenberg age,” Nietzky suddenly bursts out.
Javier and Ricardo think he’s carrying on with the joke Riba made earlier. But as he then gives a lengthy explanation, they gradually discover his words are totally serious. It will involve holding a requiem tomorrow for one of the pinnacles of the golden age of printing, Ulysses, and for the age itself. A requiem, above all, for the end of an era. He hadn’t said anything about it up until now because he’d forgotten.
“You forgot?” asks Javier, incredulously.
Action: Riba says the requiem might seem like a silly idea, but it’s absolutely not. Because if one thinks about it calmly, it has a religious meaning, it’s a prayer for the end of an era. They, the members of the Order of Finnegans, will be the poets of this funeral prayer. It would be good to hold this funeral. After all, if they don’t do it, it won’t be long before others do.
Time: Thirty minutes later.
Action: They’ve been talking and arguing endlessly. Nietzky has drunk four whiskeys in a row. Javier, in the meantime, has become a fan of the Polish national team and maintains, in his characteristically categorical tone, that they’re the best team in the world. Ricardo’s got an exaggeratedly indignant scowl permanently stuck on his face. What’s he grumbling about? The requiem, mainly.
“But what’s so bad about organizing a funeral for the Gutenberg era, a requiem that’s a grand metaphor for the end of the print age, and also for the almost forgotten closure of my publishing house?” says Riba with such subdued sarcasm no one even notices.
“You haven’t made us come to Dublin so you can turn yourself into a metaphor, have you?” says Ricardo.
“And what’s so bad about our Riba wanting to be an allegory, a witness to the times, a notary to a change of eras?” Nietzky intervenes, drunk as a skunk.
“But have we come here so that our dear friend can become a witness to the times? That’s the last thing I expected,” says Ricardo.
“Well, that and so I can feel alive,” protests Riba with surprisingly genuine bitterness, “and have a trip to tell my parents about when I go and see them on Wednesdays, and feel I’m opening up to other people and not being such a hikikomori. Have pity on me. That’s all I ask.”
They look at him as if they’ve just heard an alien speak.
“Pity?” asks Javier, almost laughing.
“All I want is for the funeral to be a work of art,” says Riba.
“A work of art? Ah, this is new!” Nietzky intervenes.
“And also for you all to understand that retiring is tough, that I’ve got too much time on my hands and sometimes I think I’ve got nothing left to do, and that’s why I’d like you all to be more sympathetic and understand that I’m trying to organize things to escape the boredom.”
His voice sounds so broken that they’re all frozen for a moment.
“Don’t you see?” Riba carries on, “There’s nothing left for me to do, except. .”
He looks down. Everyone stares at him, as if asking him to make an effort, as if begging him, please, to complete the sentence and say something that will save them from feeling so embarrassed and awkward. They want this episode to be over soon.
He lowers his head even more, it’s as if he wants it to sink into the ground.
“Except. .”
“Except what, Riba? Except what? For God’s sake, explain. What’s left for you to do?”
He’d like to say, but he won’t: to find his spirit, the first person that existed in him and vanished so early on.
But no, he won’t say it.
For the sake of his health, he’s been going to bed early for over two years. And as he himself says, if he ever breaks this routine and goes to a dinner party — the last time was that evening at the Austers’ house — everything gets very complicated. For this reason, at ten o’clock, having eaten nothing but a squalid little sandwich, his friends drop him off at the entrance to Morgans hotel. He’s going to bed without having seen Dublin. It’s no big deal, but he thinks he could have been there by now; his friends could have been kind enough to go into the city at some point. But anyway, he’ll wait till tomorrow. They’ll see Dublin tonight, because they’ve arranged to meet Walter to give him his car back, and then they’re going to check out some bars and maybe some clubs. They tell Riba they expect to see him fresh-faced in the morning, at breakfast time. If he can’t sleep — they remark jokingly — Irish TV is always very enjoyable. And don’t drink the minibar dry, Ricardo advises him with unnecessary cruelty.
A last-minute question. Riba wants to know who Walter is. It seems somehow to be an unsolved mystery. They have a car and Walter is the one who loaned it to them. But why do they have this car and who is Walter?
Sometimes his friends don’t act like friends but like writers or former authors, and then they’re like everyone else: bastards. No one is prepared to give him an explanation about this Walter. It’s as if ever since an hour ago, when they learned he wasn’t going out with them, his friends, his ex-authors, stopped counting him among the living.
His head bowed, he goes into the hotel, a little annoyed with them. As he walks past the John Cox Wilde, which is now buzzing, he acts as if he hasn’t even seen the pub. He’s faced with a risk, because fate has surely planned to get him drunk there tonight. And so he doesn’t even look at it. But finally he gives in and glances over at the place, his curiosity gets the better of him. He goes in and resists, as much as he can, the constant waves of a nagging desire to have a drink, despite thinking that just one wouldn’t do any harm and might help him sleep better tonight. But he resists, because he knows it wouldn’t be just one drink and his will would easily cave in. This is why it’s better not even to start, not to try one drop. No alcohol at all.
He acts almost like a hero of “the anti-alcohol resistance.” He clenches his fists and thinks that he’ll turn around and go up to his room. It amuses him to think that if someone saw him in here, they’d think he’d started drinking again. In the end, he leaves the bar.