Leif decided it wasn 't a good thing that no one else was at home. A heaping helping of attitude was no fun if there wasn't anyone to dump it on.
The empty gel-pack in his hand crunched in his grip. Leif wished it was Andy Moore's neck. Andy was the only person he knew who would have set up the prank that had humiliated Leif today.
Last night, just as Leif had put the finishing touches on his report on Moby Dick, Andy'd paid a virtual visit from Washington, D. C. The boys had hung around in Leif's virtual workspace, shooting the breeze. Leif had talked about the college-level English course he was taking this summer. And, he remembered, he had mentioned what a babe the instructor was. Krista Mayhew was working on her doctorate at Columbia University, and she made extra money teaching summer sessions at Leif's school. She was tall, smart, slim, and stunning, with blue eyes, short brunette hair, and an athletic figure. Leif'd had half a crush on her from the moment she'd walked into the classroom. Undoubtedly, he'd been just a bit too fixated on the subject of her appearance as he described her to Andy.
The icon representing Leif's report had been out in the open while he'd blathered away. He'd even saved it to a datascrip while Andy had been there. Man, what had he been thinking? Whatever he'd been thinking, it hadn't been good enough. He'd handed Andy an opportunity on a plate-and Andy had used it.
Leif had no premonition of disaster as he turned in his report to Ms. Mayhew. After all, Moby Dick had been dissected by generations of students. Leif had had plenty of material to draw on when he wrote his report. He knew it was at least comfortably in the ballpark, and it might even be a home run. He'd done his best, and he thought it showed.
That day, as always, Krista had taken the datascrips from her students one at a time at the beginning of class. As she got each report, she'd inserted it into an old- fashioned laptop computer. Then she opened each file and read a bit of it quickly-something to do with getting a taste of the work her students were doing while she initialized the grading program she used.
After Leif had handed his work in, he'd watched his teacher pull it up on the screen. He had expected to see the first couple of paragraphs of his report swim into view on the computer's display. Instead, an animated hologram appeared-a parade of tiny brunette glamour girls that all bore an alarming resemblance to his teacher, sashaying past on the monitor like a Las Vegas chorus line. Each girl held a small sign, or poster, in front of her, which was just as well, since the girls didn't seem to be wearing anything else. Besides keeping the display rating down to a PG-13 level, the signs carried letters, spaces, or marks. Moving along the line, you could read words-Leif's report, right down to the punctuation.
Ms. Mayhew gave him a glacial look. "I can't grade this on content without reading it. That is apparently going to take rather more effort than I had anticipated.
For presentation, though, I think a definite F is merited here."
Leif had seethed in silence as he realized who had pulled this on him, and his fury had only grown throughout the day and on the way home. Andy could be obnoxious enough at the best of times. But every once in a while, he'd declare what he called "guerrilla class warfare." The purpose, he claimed, was "to keep rich kids from thinking they owned the world."
Since Leif was one of the richer kids Andy knew, he often found himself the victim of his friend's finest pranks. It hadn't helped to imagine Andy sitting safely some two hundred miles away, laughing his head off at the thought of Leif's predicament.
With an abrupt movement Leif tossed his gel-pack into the recycling bin and headed for his room. There was only one way he could work off the mood enveloping him. Leif stripped off his shirt, tossing it on the bed, and sank onto his computer-link couch. He winced his way through the process of linking in.
After being unlucky enough, a bit back, to suffer severe trauma to the nerves around his implants, Leif now found himself extremely sensitive to the process of getting onto the Net. What other people felt as a blink, he experienced as a surge of static and a shooting pain to the brain. And that was under the best of circumstances. He'd been meaning to recalibrate the receptors on his couch lately, but what with summer school and his other activities, he just hadn't found the time. That meant his transition right now was worse than usual. His head felt as if somebody had started a big fat fire right between his ears.
As Leif opened his eyes to the virtual gymnasium around him, his vision was blurred, his eyes actually watering with the pain. Some distraction this is turning out to be, he thought sourly. He smoothed his hand over the wire mesh surface on the heavy fencing jacket he wore, then automatically reached behind his back to make sure that the wire for the electrical scoring apparatus was unreeling smoothly. There were newer and better technologies available nowadays for determining which fencer had scored first, but fencing circles tended to be conservative. Electrical scoring for saber bouts was only about fifty years old.
The scene swam into focus, hushed spectators leaning forward on the tiered seats. Leif hadn't taken much trouble with them. They were just background programming, something to get Leif used to the audiences at the actual fencing tournaments where he competed.
But the piste, the two-meter by eighteen-meter strip where the fencing bout would take place, was crystal clear. So was the virtual construct that would be Leif s opponent.
"Computer," Leif ordered, "skill level random. No mask. Face… Andy Moore." The wire mask hiding his opponent's features vanished to revel Andy's smirking face. This was going to feel good
"En garde" Leif snapped, dropping into the more aggressive of the two guard positions for saber. His sword hand was at chest-level, his arm slightly bent at the elbow, his blade aiming for the virtual Andy's eyes. Leif's other hand hung loosely a few inches from his hip. It was almost a gunslinger's pose.
His opponent, the faux Andy, took the more conservative position, his sword hand at hip level, his blade standing up and out to defend the right side of his torso.
Okay, Leif thought. That still leaves him open for a head or chest cut.
Leif advanced in two rapid steps, feinting with his blade, as the virtual Andy retreated. Footwork was the name of the game in saber fencing, or "gaining the distance," as sabreurs called it. Since the sword arm was a target and cuts could come from all sorts of angles, fencers wanted as much room as possible to prepare a parry. The two opponents moved back and forth, testing each other, each trying to confuse the other as to how much space was actually between them.
Then Leif closed the distance, pushing off strongly on his left leg in a running leap, flying at his opponent like an arrow, which is what this move was called in French-the fleche. As Leif moved, his rear leg swung forward, and, as his left foot hit the ground again, so did his blow.
The flat of Leif's blade tapped the false Andy on the top of his head. Leif grinned like a wolf at his opponent. At first he'd been tempted to hit hard, to land some blows that would leave bruises the next morning if his opponent were real and the match actual rather than virtual. But Leif's competitive training asserted itself as soon as he faced off. Besides, this was all simulation. He wouldn't be hurting Andy, just swatting at a construct.
Nevertheless, Andy's image grimaced and fell back again. The fencers chased back and forth, each looking for an advantage, and Leif flicked out his blade with fingers and wrist, catching Andy's blade, beating it aside as Leif sliced his adversary on the cheek with the back of his blade. The imitation Andy didn't bleed, but he looked unhappy. Leif came in again, feinting a cut to Andy's head. The simulacrum made the standard defensive move, a parry that brought his blade parallel to the floor and about a foot from his head. Leif immediately abandoned his feint, whipping his blade like lightning to catch the fake Andy on the forearm.