"Normally, I have a spiel I go through," the woman said in an important, business-like tone. "However, you're obviously familiar with the caveats so I can save my breath."
Warning bells went off in my head. I got up on my knees to suggest she go through her spiel anyway and suddenly found myself rolling around on the floor; Suzette had pushed me over.
I pulled myself up on her chair. Suzette gave me a warning glare and mouthed Shut up.
"But I will remind you that you have to follow the itinerary exactly," Jinx Gottmunsdottir was saying as she took two ticket folders out of her right hand desk drawer. "Miss a connection and it's immediate cancellation. No refunds." She checked the contents of each folder, nodded, and smiled at Suzette expectantly. "We take all of the usual credit cards."
"Is there a discount for cash?" Suzette asked.
The woman blinked in mild surprise. "Do you have some?"
"No. I was just wondering."
"Ah. Well, no, it's the same price regardless. We don't do bulk, either. I'm sure you can see why."
Suzette, still bluffing, nodded; I decided to assert myself. "I don't."
Jinx Gottmunsdottir's professional smile disappeared, replaced by an expression of cold irritation with an undertone of revulsion.
"Don't mind her," Suzette said brightly. She produced a credit card and pushed it across the desk.
Jinx Gottmunsdottir produced a wireless electronic credit card machine and spent a lot more time tapping the keypad than seemed usual. When she offered it to Suzette, I saw that below the tiny screen there were two separate sets of keys, one with standard numbers and one with symbols that I mostly didn't recognize, although some of them seemed vaguely Greek or Cyrillic.
Suzette barely hesitated before entering a PIN. The woman pulled the machine back before we saw anything on the screen. Seconds crawled by while she stared at the device and we stared at her and I wondered if Suzette's bluff had failed. I actually hoped it had. Bluffing isn't anything I think you should do outside of poker and, truth be told, I'm not that wild about poker, either.
But then a slip of paper came out of a slot at the top of the machine and Jinx Gottmunsdottir beamed as she tore it off and handed it to Suzette along with the folders. "Enjoy your trip."
"Will do," Suzette replied briskly and helped me to my feet. "Bye now."
Jinx Gottmunsdottir gave us a distracted wave. The racing magazine was already back on the desk in front of her.
Since our flight was at four-thirty the next morning, we found a hotel near the airport and didn't so much spend the night as take a nap. Normally, that alone would have been enough for me to bail-early morning is not my natural habitat. But Suzette and that damned picture seemed to have me under a spell.
Of course, the alternative was just another barista job, or temping in an office. Or cleaning it. Or trying to survive on unemployment until something else opened up in the great minimum-wage wasteland. Go to college, get a degree, they said. Yeah, because nothing impresses the civil servants at the unemployment office like someone reading Proust in the waiting room. Flying to Madagascar definitely seemed like the better option.
Suzette was also paying for everything at this point. She didn't even ask me for change. Any time I offered, she'd wave that credit card. Finally, over breakfast in the airport-coffee and limp croissants at one of those tall round tables where you have to stand up and eat (which I would like to go on record as saying is adding insult to the dual injury of the price and quality of the food, thank you so much), I said, "Haven't you maxed that thing out yet?"
She shook her head. "I couldn't find anything about a limit."
"What is it, platinum Amex?"
Suzette pulled it out of the back pocket of her jeans and studied it. "Actually, I don't know what it is."
"What?" I snatched it away from her. The bright colors seemed to be a mix of Visa, Master Card, and Sears; I had just enough time to see there was no name on the front and no signature strip on the reverse before she snatched it back. "Where'd you get it?"
"My aunt's place. I helped myself to some of her mail while What's-His-Name was making coffee."
"Really getting into this stealing thing, aren't you?" I said, mildly creeped out. "You sure it's hers? Maybe it's his-a special Sikh membership card."
Suzette frowned. "If there is such a thing, I doubt it would work like a credit card."
A new thought occurred to me. "How did you know the PIN number?"
"It was with the card."
"Credit card companies don't do that."
Suzette shrugged. "This one did."
"Did you take anything else?" I asked.
"A couple of bank statements. Nothing crucial."
"You think bank statements and a credit card with no limit are 'nothing crucial'?"
The sleepy-eyed man behind the counter perked up a bit. Suzette glared at me. "Keep it down, Ms Accessory-Before-and-After-the-Fact."
"Unwitting," I said emphatically.
"I was kidding, Pearl. This is my aunt's. She's family. My family wouldn't prosecute me. Would yours?"
I winced. "I've never told you about my family, have I?"
"Tell me later." Suzette finished her coffee in a gulp. "We'd better check in."
There was no line at the desk. Suzette handed over our tickets and then both she and the man behind the counter waited while I dug around for my passport.
When people take a long time checking in at the airport, I always wonder why. Everything's on the computer. Even if you don't have a seat assignment, how long can that take? If most of the flights I've been on are typical, the only ones left are middle seats in the last two rows.
Our check-in took a long time, apparently because there were a lot of connections. The man kept shuffling slips of paper and stamping them, reshuffling them, sorting them into two piles, which he recombined and shuffled through again. That was what it looked like to me, anyway. Finally, I said, "How many times do we change planes?"
He looked up at me sharply, as if this were an especially stupid question. "It's complicated." His gaze slid to Suzette and then back to me. "You know you have to make your connections, right?"
"Right," Suzette assured him.
"There's no taking a later flight, no re-booking, or anything like that."
"We know," Suzette said.
"I've got to match up all the arrivals and take-offs so you can make those connections. Some of these windows don't stay open very long and the ones that do aren't always at the right time in the right flight path. And then there's the fact that there's two of you." He sighed. "I'm sorry, I must sound like a crabby old man. This kind of thing gets more complicated every day."
I wanted to ask why we couldn't just fly direct but Suzette was standing on my foot with a glare that said Shut up. The man finished shuffling and stapling and tucked a sheaf of coupons and boarding passes into each of the ticket folders.
"I've stapled itineraries inside each wallet." He shoved mine at me and opened Suzette's on the counter to show it to both of us. "You'll have plenty of time to make each flight-"
"What if we're delayed?" I asked, a bit belligerently. "Can you guarantee we won't be delayed?"
His look said he thought I was insane as well as rude. "Yes. From Berlin, you go to Rome, then to Morocco, and then to Johannesburg. There'll be a lot of turbulence on the flight out of Jo'burg. Don't let it scare you. Just finish your drinks early and keep your seatbelts on. After that, you have the layover." He closed Suzette's folder and slid it under her hand. "Bon voyage."
I looked at the itinerary inside my folder. " Johannesburg to Mombasa? I thought we were going to Madagascar."
"Don't mention Madagascar," the man snapped in a half-whisper.
"Thanks very much for all your help," Suzette said quickly, pulling me away. I wondered if the whole trip would be like this-me making people angry and her dragging me off before they took a swing at me.