Doc had really come loaded. He’d brought an amyl nitrite ampoule with him, too, and showed it to us. I asked him if I could have it, just in case. He gave it to me without asking why, and even showed me the best way to hold it and crush it if I ever had to use it.
We had a second cocktail and I asked him a few more questions and got answers to them, and that pretty well covered angina pectoris, and then we ordered. Ireland’s is famous for sea food; it’s probably the best inland sea-food restaurant in the country, and we all ordered it. Doc Kruger and Uncle Am wrestled with lobsters; me, I’m a coward — I ate royal sole.
4.
Doc had to take off after our coffee, but it was still fifteen or twenty minutes too early for me to leave — I’d have to take a taxi to the Morrison on account of having a suitcase; otherwise, I’d have walked and been just right on the timing — so Uncle Am and I had a second coffee apiece and yakked. He said he felt like taking a walk before he turned in, so he’d ride in the taxi with me and then walk home from there.
I fought off a bellboy who tried to take my suitcase away from me and made myself comfortable on one of the overstuffed chairs in the lobby. I’d sat there about five or ten minutes when I heard myself being paged. I stood up and waved to the bellboy who’d been doing the paging and he came over and told me I was wanted on the phone and led me to the phone I was wanted on. I bought him off for four bits and answered the phone. It was Ollie Bookman, as I’d known it would be. Only he and Uncle Am would have known I was here and Uncle Am had left me only ten minutes ago.
“Ed,” he said. “Change of plans. Eve wasn’t doing anything this evening and decided to come to the airport with me, for the ride. I couldn’t tell her no, for no reason. So you’ll have to grab a cab and get out there ahead of us.”
“Okay,” I said. “Where are you now?”
“On the way south, at Division Street. Made an excuse to stop in a drugstore; didn’t know how to get in touch with you until the time of our appointment. You can make it ahead of us if you get a cabby to hurry. I’ll stall — drive as slow as I can without making Eve wonder. And I can stop for gas, and have my tires checked.”
“What do I do at the airport if the plane’s late?”
“Don’t worry about the plane. You take up a spot near the Pacific Airlines counter; you’ll see me come toward it and intercept me. Won’t matter if the plane’s in yet or not. I’ll get us the hell out of there fast before Eve can learn if the plane’s in. I’ll make sure not to get there before arrival time.”
“Right,” I said. “But, Ollie, I’m not supposed to have seen you for twenty years — and I was five then, or supposed to be. So how would I recognize you? Oh, for that matter, you recognize me?”
“No sweat, Ed. We write each other once a year, at Christmas. And several times, including last Christmas, we traded snapshots with our Christmas letters. Remember?”
“Of course,” I said. “But didn’t your wife see the one I sent you?”
“She may have glanced at it casually. But after seven months she wouldn’t remember it. Besides, you and the real Ed Cartwright are about the same physical type, anyway — dark hair, good looking. You’ll pass. But don’t miss meeting us before we reach the counter or somebody there might tell us the plane’s not in yet, if it’s not. Well, I better not talk any longer.”
I swore a little to myself as I left the Morrison lobby and went to the cab rank. I’d counted on the time Ollie and I would have had together to have him finish my briefing. This way I’d have to let him do most of the talking, at least tonight. Well, he seemed smart enough to handle it I didn’t even know my parents’ names, whether either of them was alive, whether I had any other living relatives besides Ollie. I didn’t even know whether I was married or not — although I felt reasonably sure Ollie would have mentioned it if I was.
Yes, he’d have to do most of the talking — although I’d better figure out what kind of business I’d come to Chicago to do; I’d be supposed to know that, and Ollie wouldn’t know anything about it. Well, I’d figure that out on the cab ride.
Barring accidents, I’d get there well ahead of Ollie, and I didn’t want accidents, so I didn’t offer the cabby any bribe for speed when I told him to take me to the airport. He’d keep the meter ticking all right, since he made his money by the mile and not by the minute.
I had my cover story ready by the time we got there. It wasn’t detailed, but I didn’t anticipate being pressed for details, and if I was, I knew more about printing equipment than Eve Bookman would know. I was a good ten minutes ahead of plane time. I found myself a seat near the Pacific Airlines counter and facing in the direction from which the Bookmans would come. Fifteen minutes later — on time, as planes go — the public-address system announced the arrival of my flight from Seattle, and fifteen minutes after that — time for me to have left the plane and even to have collected the suitcase that was by my feet — I saw them coming. That is, I saw Ollie coming, and with him was a beautiful, soignée blonde who could only be Eve Bookman, nee Eve Eden. Quite a dish. She was, with high heels, just about two inches short of Ollie’s height, which made her just about as tall as I, unless she took off her shoes for me. Which, from what Ollie had told me about her, was about the last thing I expected her to do, especially here in the airport.
I got up and walked toward them and — remembering identification was only from snapshot — didn’t put too much confidence in my voice when I asked, “Ollie?” and I put out my hand but only tentatively.
Ollie grabbed my hand in his big one and started pumping it “Ed! Gawdamn if I can believe it after all these years. When I last saw you, not counting pictures, you looked— Hell, let’s get to that later. Meet Eve. Eve, meet Ed.”
Eve Bookman gave me a smile but not a hand. “Glad to meet you at last Edward. Oliver’s talked quite a bit about you.” I hoped she was just being polite in making the latter statement.
I gave her a smile back. “Hope he didn’t say anything bad about me. But maybe he did; I was probably a pretty obstreperous brat when he saw me last. I would have been — let’s see—”
“Five,” said Ollie. “Well, what are we waiting for? Ed, you want we should go right home? Or should we drop in somewhere on the way and hoist a few? You weren’t much of a drinker when I knew you last but maybe by now—”
Eve interrupted him. “Let’s go home, Oliver. You’ll want a nightcap there in any case, and you know you’re not supposed to have more than one or two a day. Did he tell you, Edward, about his heart trouble in any of his letters?”
Ollie saved me again. “No, but it’s not important. Ail right, though. We’ll head home and I’ll have my daily one or two, or maybe, since this is an occasion, three. Ed, is that your suitcase back by where you were sitting?”
I said it was and went back and got it, then went with them to the parking area and to a beautiful cream-colored Buick convertible with the top down. Ollie opened the door for Eve and then held it open after she got in. “Go on, Ed. We can all sit in the front seat.” He grinned. “Eve’s got an MG and loves to drive it, but we couldn’t bring it tonight. With those damn bucket seats, you can’t ride three in the whole car.” I got in and he went around and got in the driver’s side. I was wishing that I could drive it — I’d never piloted a recent Buick — but I couldn’t think of any reasonable excuse for offering.