He did something, Swift wanted to say. He sent me. Instead he said, “So you shot Rollo.”
“There was no other way to stop him. When I saw them trying to retrieve something from that wagon, I knew he was going through with his plan. He was a bad man, Mr. Swift, in more ways than one.”
“I suspected from the beginning that he was killed by a musket rather than a pistol, because the ball passed through the body with enough force to ring that bell. But no one standing near the victim could have hidden a musket under their clothing and fired it without being seen. I thought about that just now, and remembered the angle of the shot.”
“What will you do about it?” she asked.
“I will report back to President Washington that the situation was dealt with by a patriot named Betsy. Thank you for the lemonade.”
She smiled, perhaps with relief, as he got to his feet. “Tell me one thing, Mr. Swift. How did you know my husband had a musket?”
“Madam, you told me yourself he was a Minuteman, and I’m sure he was a brave one.”
Something Fishy in Pompeii
by Steven Saylor
Steven Saylor’s mysteries featuring Gordianus the Finder form one of the best of the several Ancient Roman series currently in print. The latest book-length case for the finder (a “finder” being roughly the counterpart to a modern private eye), which will be published in June 2004 by St. Martin’s Press, is The Judgment of Caesar. In it, Gordianus finally goes to Egypt for a fateful (and for someone, fatal) encounter with Cleopatra.
“Taste it,” said Lucius Claudius. “Go on — taste it!”
I wrinkled my nose. Strange as it may sound, I was not particularly fond of garum. Never mind that ninety-nine of a hundred Romans adore it, and add it to ninety-nine of a hundred dishes, spooning it over everything from sausages to egg custard, from asparagus to honey cakes. “Garum goes with everything,” goes the popular saying.
We sat in the garden of Lucius’s opulent house on the Palatine Hill. A slave stood before me — a rather beautiful young slave, for in all things Lucius was used to having the best — holding a small silver dish in each hand. In each dish was a dark, glistening dollop of garum.
“Taste it!” insisted Lucius.
I dabbed a finger into the thick, oily sauce in the dish to my left. I smelled it first, breathing in the sharp odor of pickled fish; reluctantly, I popped my finger into my mouth. The taste was powerfuclass="underline" salty and slightly tangy, the spices playing with remarkable complexity upon my tongue.
I smiled. “Actually, that’s not bad. Not bad at all.”
“Of course it’s not bad!” said Lucius, his fair, chubby cheeks blushing as red as the curls on his head. “That’s the finest garum on the market, made exclusively at my manufactory outside Pompeii. The only reason you claim not to be fond of garum, Gordianus, is because you’re used to the awful stuff that’s passed off as garum — smelly pots of fermented fish entrails with a few crushed olives and a sprig of rosemary thrown in for seasoning. Foul stuff! This is the real thing, made from farm-fattened sardines macerated in salt and seasoned with my own secret recipe of spices and herbs, aged for a full month before it’s scooped into amphorae for shipment — not the mere twenty days that some of my competitors try to get away with.”
I dabbed my finger into the garum and took another taste. “It’s really quite delicious. This would be very good on meats. Or vegetables. Or you could simply eat it on a piece of flatbread. Or straight out of the jar! Yes, I could get used to eating this. I suppose it’s expensive?”
“Very! But help me with my problem, Gordianus, and you shall have a lifetime supply, free of charge.”
“And what would that problem be?”
“Taste the other sample.”
I took a sip of wine to clear my palate, then dipped my finger into the dollop of garum to my right. I smelled it; popped my finger between my lips; closed my eyes to savor the heady aftertaste that suffused my entire mouth; then dipped my finger to try a second helping.
Lucius leaned toward me. “And?”
“Obviously, I’m no expert on garum, but...”
“Yes, yes?”
“I would say that these two samples are... identical. The same robust yet subtle taste; the same sublimely slippery texture. No difference whatsoever.”
Lucius nodded gravely. “And that’s the problem! The first sample you tasted is my own brand of garum. The second is from my competitor, that blasted Marcus Fabricius.”
“Fabricius?”
“His little garum manufactory is just a stone’s throw from my own, down in Pompeii. I ship all over the world, while Fabricius sells most of his product out of a little shop here in Rome. Every so often I purchase some of his garum, just to remind myself what an inferior recipe tastes like. I bought this batch today. Imagine my shock when I tasted it!”
“It does seems unlikely that garum from different makers could be so completely identical.”
“Unlikely? Impossible! Fabricius must have stolen my secret recipe!”
So it happened, for the promise of a lifetime’s supply of the world’s best garum — and because Lucius Claudius is my good friend and steadfast patron — that I found myself down in Pompeii a few days later, taking a tour of Lucius’s garum manufactory with the foreman, a tall, wizened slave named Acastus. I carried a letter of introduction from Lucius and posed as a would-be investor.
The compound was quite impressive, situated alongside a stream on the slopes of Mount Vesuvius, overlooking the city of Pompeii. Patios surrounded large sunken tanks in which the sardines were fattened; the murky water glistened with masses of darting silver fish. A warehouse held great stores of salt, herbs, and spices. Nearby, there was a shed where artisans cast clay vessels; storage pots for spices, as well as special pots for making the garum and amphorae for transporting it, were cast on site. There was also a large stable full of horses and wagons for transporting the finished product overland to various Italian cities as well as down to the waterfront to be shipped to markets as far away as Alexandria. Among those who could afford it, the garum of Lucius Claudius was a much sought-after, highly valuable commodity, the integrity of which he wished devoutly to safeguard.
At the center of the compound was the large, charmingly rustic house where Lucius stayed when he was in residence. Attached to the house were the guest quarters where I would be staying, as well as an annex containing Acastus’s office, where pigeonhole shelves were stuffed with correspondence and tables were stacked high with ledgers. The view from the terrace was spectacular, with the rooftops of Pompeii spread below and the glittering bay dotted with sails beyond. Closer at hand, beyond the little wooded cleft cut into the hillside by the stream, I could see the roofs and terraces of a neighboring compound.
“What’s that place?” I asked.
Acastus squinted. “Oh, that’s the manufactory of Marcus Fabricius. They make garum, too, or something they call garum. Of no interest to a serious investor, I assure you. Their product is quite inferior.”
“I see. Can you show me exactly how the garum is prepared?”
“What’s that you say?”
I repeated my request, more loudly.
“Certainly,” wheezed Acastus. He seemed so old and frail that any master but Lucius would likely have replaced him long ago; but Lucius had a kindly streak, despite his patrician snobbery. Acastus, he had assured me, was the most trustworthy of all the foremen on all his farms and manufactories (for garum was only one of Lucius’s moneymaking enterprises). Acastus oversaw production, scheduled shipments, billed customers, and kept the books. At all these tasks, Lucius told me, Acastus excelled. But a foreman must be watchdog as well as overseer; if something odd was going on at the garum manufactory, were Acastus’s eyes and ears sharp enough to notice?