Or rather, Kachani realised, there was no way Patrick was going to miss this opportunity. He didn’t want to stay director of a small precinct forever, and one of the three supposed killers was probably going to be the next president...
A little later, they were in Chundira’s Toyota Corolla. The Malawi News article was spread between Kachani’s thighs, shaking with the car’s jerky progress. “Good,” he muttered.
“What?”
“The woman who wrote the article hated Ebeso.”
“Who didn’t?”
“The impostors got all their information from this article. Anything I see at the palace that she didn’t report accurately will show them to be liars.”
“Clever.” Chundira made a sharp turn off the main road. “Who do you think did it?”
“Haven’t got an opinion yet.”
“You must have a hunch. Why don’t we bet?”
“No, thanks.”
Patrick cast Kachani a disapproving look. “I think it’s either Zikomo or Mark Lungu. It can’t be the archbishop.”
“Why not?”
“He’s a man of God, not the violent sort. Also, you’ve seen him. He’s short and weak.”
Kachani almost remarked that his boss was only five foot six. Instead, he said, “You don’t have to be a giant to pull a trigger.”
“You have to be brave, though. A man like that would panic.”
“Have you ever spoken to Archbishop Mpocha?”
“No.”
Kachani let his silence speak.
Patrick let out a frustrated grunt. “You think he did it?”
Kachani closed the newspaper. “I didn’t say that.”
“Zikomo Kalyati, now there’s a man with courage. Did you ever watch him play?”
“I’m not a soccer fan.”
“Something is wrong with you. You’re like a woman. He ran like a cheetah. I promise you, if it hadn’t been for that car accident Malawi would have won the Africa cup. It was a tragedy, a great tragedy.” The policeman’s face collapsed into an expression of earnest grief.
Although he didn’t follow soccer, Kachani would have had to be living in seclusion not to have heard about the Blantyre team’s star player’s car accident. His leg had been mauled by twisted steel. Unable to play anymore, he had chosen to exploit his popularity by running for parliament. Under Ebeso, parliament wasn’t influential, but MPs still got to pose for photographs, attend official functions, and be introduced as “Your Excellency.”
Chundira rambled on. “Mark Lungu is the obvious one, though.”
“Why would Mark Lungu take the risk instead of sending one of his rebels?”
“He’s not that sort of man. He’s a man of action.”
Again, Kachani was sure his boss’s speculations were based on nothing but hearsay. He reached out and his fingers sandwiched the knob of the car radio.
There was a large crowd outside the palace. They had probably been there since the night before. Once-jubilant faces were now showing signs of exhaustion. Their voices, still screaming and chanting, were now raw and hoarse. Still, they remained gathered — almost as though they feared it was a dream and if they went back to their houses, they would wake to find Ebeso alive. Patrick mentioned that it had been hard to stop the crowds from rushing the palace the day before. Now, policemen stood lazily in front of the residence’s gates watching the mollified masses. There was still some life in the weary multitude. It was localised around one man who stood on a makeshift podium of upside-down crates. He gesticulated ferociously as he shouted.
“Who’s that, some community leader?”
Chundira didn’t know, either.
They entered the palace. It was huge — excessively so. Eleven years earlier, when Ebeso had come into power, he had felt that the old presidential residence in Lilongwe was an inadequate representation of his heroism. He had demanded that a palace “of heroic proportions” be built for him. He inspected the plans drawn up by several architects and ordered them executed for insulting his magnificence. Eventually, one architect satisfied him and the Blantyre palace was built. It had cost more than Malawi’s annual domestic budget. It stretched out over twenty-one acres and had twelve floors and elevators on opposite sides. The ceilings were high, and elaborate crystal chandeliers hung from them. The corridors were long and paved with ornate carpets that reminded Kachani of the wares of Mrs. Patel’s Carpet Nirvana. Every few meters there was a tribute to Ebeso’s magnificence: paintings and photographs of the dictator, wooden carvings of lions, and a large mirror (in front of which he would undoubtedly pose).
“Didn’t the man ever get tired of looking at himself?” Patrick mused.
Kachani stopped to look at a nine-foot-tall portrait. Ebeso was always taller, thinner, and more handsome in his portraits. This one barely looked like him. He was identifiable only because of the array of medals for valor pinned to his chest. Ebeso had awarded them to himself. Military might had been essential in Ebeso’s vision of Malawi, even though it had never been at war with another African country. It had no raw materials to be coveted, and its land mass was sparse. Hardly worth the effort of invasion. But then again, Kachani considered, how many African countries have ever been at war with another country? Still, all of them spend money and resources on the military. The armies, of course, never go to waste. They are inevitably used on the domestic population.
The bathroom was at the far end of the corridor, a bald policeman standing outside it chewing gum noisily. Like everything else in the residence, the bathroom was huge. It had four stalls and the tiles on the floor were a mosaic of a lion. The image was barely visible now because the floor was covered in a layer of grime. “Did you let every policeman in Blantyre in here to contaminate the evidence?”
“No,” Chundira defended himself. “Ebeso had one of his big parties two nights ago.”
Everybody who had attended that party, every guard who used to patrol the palace, and everyone else remotely linked to Ebeso had probably fled the country by now. The few followers of Ebeso who had been found by the mobs the night before had been beaten to death. Kachani walked about the bathroom taking meticulous note of everything he saw: three sinks, three urinals, a mop in a bucket, a large fan in the roof, a portrait of Ebeso on the wall... By the time he had made a complete survey, he was disheartened. Even with her bias, the Malawi News reporter had been very accurate. “I need to speak to the man who found the body,” he told Patrick. “Did he leave his address?”
“He’s right outside, sir,” said the bald policeman.
“Great. Can you get him?”
A nod and a brisk march down the corridor followed.
“He’s actually military,” said Chundira, pointing at his back. “We didn’t have enough police to keep control yesterday so we gave some soldiers police uniforms. Couldn’t have them in military uniforms because of the stigma.”
Kachani barely heard him. He was looking intently down the corridor himself.
“What is it?”
“Maybe nothing,” replied Kachani.
The man who had found Ebeso’s body was brought back in a few minutes. It was the man they had seen giving a speech outside. His suit was immeasurably old, with split seams about the shoulders and numerous stains. It was draped over his skinny body like a tarpaulin. He had a veritable glow about him; his smile was huge and his head was held aloft. “I am Arthur Ntaso.”
“You found him?”
“Yes,” was the proud reply. “I was mopping upstairs when I heard a loud bang. It was like thunder. It made my body shake. I know now that it was the sound of God’s vengeance. I ran downstairs, and when I got here I found him gasping for his life. He was holding his wound and coughing blood. As he was dying he held out his hand and said, ‘Forgive me, Malawi.’ I told him, ‘It is too late for you.’”