As for me, I was a private investigator. Don’t point out it’s an unusual job for a woman; after twelve years, I had heard that enough times. I was hired by clients who wanted help when life went wrong — or sometimes before it happened: parents checking out gold-diggers their silly daughters had fallen for; small traders whose rivals were stealing business; litigants searching for witnesses to back them up in court; executors of wills who feared they were inheriting large debts. Many of my enquiries led to divorce. Most clients were sad people: either hopeless idiots who had caused their own predicament or well-meaning innocents who had been targeted by fraudsters.
Faustus glumly tapped his bread roll, which was definitely yesterday’s. He looked around. The Stargazer stood on a corner, with the usual arrangement of crazy-patterned marble counters at right angles where, come lunchtime, big pots of unappetising broths would attract more flies than customers. Inside, a wonky shelf had been nailed to a wall, using too-short nails. Beakers in various sizes were perched on it, ready to crash off when the fixings gave way. A faded sign on one wall offered varieties of wine, with illegible notes of their prices. Falernian was permanently listed, though always ‘sold out’ if you asked for it. Mostly the bar was visited by local labourers in search of cheap scoff. They would stand in the street, snatching a bite and a drink. Sit-down diners were rare.
Old Apollonius, who called himself the head waiter, leaned on one counter and stared into space. My aunt or my cousin would come in later; Aunt Junia was an abrasive character who should never have been running a bar, but her son, Junillus, made the best of this sad place.
A stray dog snuck in for a sniff around; she didn’t like it and left quickly. The second table indoors was empty, which was all too normal.
Making conversation, I described to Faustus my boredom with sun and seaside stuff. He patiently listened, then told me about the double murder on the Esquiline and needing to remove the fugitive slaves from the temple. He never gave much away, but I could tell he felt despondent.
He was sturdy, in the way of plebeian Romans, though taller than many and not bandy-legged. He had that way of implying he thought himself affable, while in fact remaining reticent. His eyes were grey, which does happen; mine were too, though his had no blue tint but were entirely pale, like the mist that comes off the Tiber at dawn. His dark hair was not yet tinged with grey, though gave the impression it might be soon. When he bothered to shave and spruce up, he was a fine-looking man. He had bothered today.
Faustus speared his sausage slice on the point of his own pocket-knife then gingerly tasted it. Even the Stargazer could do little damage to a bought-in Lucanian, so he cheered up. I reached over and pinched a gherkin that Apollonius had plonked on as a garnish. Faustus let me do it but quickly nipped up the other gherkin himself. We were easy together, for some reason that I never troubled to analyse.
He started complaining that the Esquiline, where the Aviola couple were murdered, was not his patch. When a group of new aediles began their year in office, they divided up Rome, each hoping to get areas that produced high revenues. They couldn’t take the income home (well, not legally), but public service is all about ‘my record is shinier than yours’. Each wanted to win the fines challenge. Success would attract votes if ever they stood for election again, or at least they might be rewarded with some minor priesthood.
Faustus had managed to get jurisdiction of the Aventine, home ground for both of us and a busy hive of wrongdoers. The Esquiline was one of the other Seven Hills, lying beyond the Circus Maximus and the Forum. It was not an area I knew well and Faustus seemed to think little of it.
‘I need to find out what really happened in the apartment that night, Albia. If the slaves are exonerated, they can go home. We are stuck with them until then.’
‘You’re even stuck with them if they are guilty — they have sought asylum.’
‘Don’t I know it! I have to prove somebody else is guilty.’ As Faustus leaned back in his seat and considered me, I saw where he was heading: ‘I don’t have the time; I need an agent.’
‘What about the vigiles?’
Succinctly, Faustus described Titianus of the Second Cohort.
‘Well, I can’t help you,’ I warned, getting in first. ‘I welcome new work, but not an exhausting trek over there every day.’
Faustus smiled sweetly. I was too experienced to fall for that. ‘I could organise some accommodation nearby,’ he offered. ‘And for assisting the Temple of Ceres, your fee would be worth having.’ I was tempted. I was short of work after my holiday. The temple could afford to pay well, since it benefited directly from all the fines the aediles slapped on people. ‘Go on,’ he urged. ‘It’s fascinating, Albiola. You know you want it.’ It always disturbed me when he used that diminutive, which he had invented.
I outlined for him why no informer would do this: the impossibility of tracking down the burglars now Titianus had muddied the trail, the difficulties of making slaves give reliable answers, the need for speed, the risks of any inquiry that was conducted in the public eye …
‘You are exactly the woman. Discreet, shrewd and no-nonsense,’ Faustus flattered me.
‘Damn you, Tiberius.’ I was not being over-familiar; he used his first name when working incognito, as he had been when I first met him.
‘I am delighted you accept. Do you need a written contract?’
‘I believe I do,’ I answered coldly. ‘Let me draft it; then I can specify draconian terms.’
Faustus grinned as he ordered up more breakfast. He could afford to be cheerful. His troubles were over. Mine were just beginning.
At least he told Apollonius to bring Lucanian sausage for me too. ‘Make that with big Colymbadian olives on the side and double gherkins!’ I growled, exploiting my new employer, who agreed it with a look of resignation.
To be honest, I fancied working with him. He was an interesting character.
I was already planning where to start. I told Faustus that the first thing the Temple of Ceres must pay for was decent legal advice. I happened to know two lawyers who were no more devious than normal and who, for the kind of money a religious body paid, would certainly oblige.
My uncles. Yes, I know what I said about never working with relatives, but the Camillus brothers were always so skint they would welcome this.
3
I sent a message to warn them. The aedile provided an errand boy. Even though Faustus was nominally alone, any man of affairs has an attendant, who tags along then sits on the kerb outside, waiting for orders. They squat there unnoticed among all the other slaves who are kicking their heels while their masters lurk in bars. At night, some streets are lined with rows of cute little boys asleep on their lanterns; in the day, pavements are clogged with liveried flunkeys, playing board games in the dust. High numbers make their owners look swanky. Faustus genuinely did not care about that, but had a lad with him for convenience.
Later that morning I took the aedile to meet my mother’s younger brothers. They occupied a pair of houses at the Capena Gate, which sits in the old Servian Wall, just past the end of the Circus Maximus. Faustus and I walked down from the Aventine together in silence, but as we ducked under the dripping arches of the notoriously leaky Claudian Aqueduct, trying to cover our heads, I briefed him.
‘They are Aulus Camillus Aelianus, senior of the two, and Quintus Camillus Justinus. We’ll go in first to see Justinus then we’ll probably adjourn to Aelianus’ house.’ Faustus failed to ask why I preferred to start with Justinus. That saved me having to tell him. ‘Justinus is very much a family man; no one gets much quiet thinking done where he lives. His brother’s house is the opposite, as dead as an old tomb in a necropolis. He is on his third wife, but the marriage is failing.’