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A DATE WITH DIPALMA

ADDRESS CONGRESS (хорошо, что не к Государственной Думе)

ADJUST YOUR SET

APPLY THE HAND BRAKE

AUDITION THE FINGER PUPPETS

BASH THE CANDLE

BE YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND

BEAT THE BALD-HEADED BANDIT

BEEF STROKIN’ OFF

BIFF OFF

BLAST OFF TO BAYWATCH (T and A (Tits and Ass) шоу вчерашнего тысячелетия)

BLEED THE WEED

BLOW THE LOAD

BLOW YOUR OWN HORN

BLUDGEON THE BEEFSTEAK

BOB YOUR BOLOGNA

BOP RICHARD

BOP THE BISHOP

BOX THE BALD CHAMP

BOX THE JESUIT

BOX WITH RICHARD

BUFF THE BISHOP

BUFF YOUR HELMET

BUFF THE BANANA

BURP THE BABY

BURP THE WORM

BUTTER THE CORN

CALL YOUR PARENTS

CATCH UP WITH POPEYE (поймать моряка Папая, аллюзия с популярным мультфильмом)

CHARM THE SNAKE (очаровать гадюку, выдрессировать змею, видимо, в стиле индийских факиров)

CHOKE KOJAK (задушить чукчу)

CHOKE THE BAD GUY (гуся за шею, медузу в ванную)

CHOKE THE SHERIFF AND WAIT FOR THE POSSE TO COME

CHURN YOUR BUTTER

CLEAN OUT YOUR ROPE

CLEAN YOUR RIFLE

CLEANING THE TUBE

CLEAR THE SNORKEL

CLIMB MOUNT BALDY

COCK YOUR SHOTGUN

COME TO GRIPS WITH YOURSELF

CRANK THE LOVE PUMP

CRANK THE MONKEY

CRANK THE SHANK

CRIMP THE WIRE

CROWN THE KING

DANCE WITH JOHNNY ONE-EYE

DEFROST THE FRIDGE

DIG FOR CHANGE

DO IT YOUR WAY

DO THE FIVE-FINGER KNUCKLE SHUFFLE

DO THE FIVE-KNUCKLE OLYMPICS

DO THE HAN SOLO (аллюзия со Звездными Войнами)

DRIVE THE SKIN BUS

DUNDER THE DEVIL

EXPRESS YOURSELF

FAX JIMMY DEAN

FAX THE POPE (снова протестантская культура выступает против католиков)

FEED THE DUCKS

FIST YOUR MISTER

FIVE AGAINST WILLIE

FIVE-FINGER SOLO

FLAY THE EMPEROR

FLIP THE BISHOP

FLOG THE FROG

FLOG THE HOG

FLOG YOUR CUMBER BROTHER

FLOGGING THE BISHOP

FLOGGING THE INFIDEL

FREE WILLY

FROST THE PASTRIES

FUCK PALMALA

GALLOP THE OLD LIZARD

GET A GRIP ON THINGS

GET A STIFFY

GET THE GERMAN SOLDIER MARCHING

GET TO KNOW YOURSELF

GET YOUR PALM READ BY MISTER SOFTY

GIVE IT A ONE-GUN SALUTE

GIVE IT A TUG

GIVE YOURSELF A LOW FIVE

GO A COUPLE OF ROUNDS WITH OL’ JOSH

GO ON PEEWEE’S LITTLE ADVENTURE

GOING BLIND

GREASE THE PIPE

GRIP THE GORILLA

GRIP THE PENCIL

HANDY WORK

HARD LABOR

HAVE A BIG DATE WITH ROSY PALMS

HAVE A LITTLE STROKE

HAVE A RENDEZVOUS WITH MRS. HAND

HITCHHIKE TO HEAVEN

HITCHHIKE UNDER THE BIGTOP

HONE THE CONE

HONE YOUR BONE

HUG THE HOG

HUMP THE HOSE

IRON SOME WRINKLES

JACK F HAMMER

JACK THE BEANSTALK

JACKIN’ THE BEANSTALK (аллюзия со сказкой и современным детским фильмом)

JELLY ROLL

JERK JAMBY

JERK THE TURKEY

KICK SEAMEN

KILL IT

KNEAD YOUR DOUGH

KNEADING THE NOODLE

LAUNCH THE HAND SHUTTLE

LUBE THE TUBE

MAKE FIST-KABOBS

MAKE THE BALD MAN PUKE

MAKE THE SCENE WITH A MAGAZINE

MAN THE COCKPIT

MANGLE THE MIDGET

MASSAGE YOUR MUSCLE

MILK THE LIZARD

MOLEST THE MOLE

OIL THE GLOVE

PACK YOUR PALM

PAINT THE CEILING

PAINT THE WALLS

PAT THE ROBERTSON

PEEL SOME CHILIES

PEEL THE BANANA

PHONE THE CZAR

PICKLE PARTY

PLAY THE ORGAN

PLAY TUG OF WAR WITH THE CYCLOPS

PLAY UNO

PLAY WITH YOUR LIGHT SABER (аллюзия со Звёздными Войнами)

PLAY WITH YOUR TURTLE

PLAYING POCKET POOL (а Вы говорите, что люди по две стороны океана разные)

PLEASE YOUR PISSER

PLUNK YOUR TWANGER

POLE VAULT

POLISH THE PORK SWORD

POLISH THE ROCKET

POLISH YOUR HELMET

POP A NUT

POP THE CORK

POUND THE BALD-HEADED MOOSE

PUD PULLING

PUD

PULL A PUDDING

PULL RANK

PULL YOUR OWN WEIGHT

PUMMEL THE PRIEST

PUMP CREAM

PUMP THE STUMP

PUNCH THE CLOWN

PUNISH THE POPE

R2 YOUR D2 (аллюзия со Звёздными Войнами)

RAISE THE MAINSAIL

RAM THE HAM

READ POETRY

RELIEVE TENSION

ROMANCE THE BONE

ROPE THE POPE

ROUGH UP THE SUSPECT

RUB THE MAGIC LAMP

SAND WOOD

SECRET HANDSHAKE

SHAKE HANDS WITH THE GOVERNOR

SHAKE HANDS WITH THE UNEMPLOYED

SHAKE THE SNAKE

SHIFT GEARS

SHINE YOUR HELMET

SHOOT FOR THE MOON

SHOOT PUTTY AT THE MOON

SHOOT SKEET

SHUCK THE CORN

SHUFFLE THE PALM TREE

SING WITH ROSIE

SLAM THE HAM

SLAM THE SALAMI

SLAP PAPPY

SLIDE THE SHAFT

SMACK THE SALAMI

SPANK THE FRANK

SPANK THE WANK

SPANKING THE MONKEY

SPUNK

SQUEEZE THE CHEESE (не путать с CUT THE CHEESE)

STRANGLE THE SERPENT

STRANGLE YODA (аллюзия со Звёздными Войнами)

STROKE IT

STROKE THE BLOKE

STROKE THE DOG

STROKE YOUR POKER

STRUM THE OL’ BANJO

SUMMON THE GENIE

TAKE A NAP

TAKE A SHAKE BREAK

TAKE HERMAN TO THE CIRCUS

TAKE THE MONSTER FOR A ONE-ARMED RIDE

TAME THE BEEF WEASEL

TAME THE SHREW

TEACH OUR CHILDREN TO FLY

TEASE THE PYTHON

TEASE THE WEASEL

TEST THE TESTICLES

TEST YOUR BATTERIES

THUMP THE PUMP

TICKLE THE IVORY

TICKLE THE PICKLE

TICKLE YOUR FANCY

TORQUE THE FORK

TORTURE THE TENTACLE

TOSS IT

TOSS THE SALAD

TRANSFER DATA

TUG THE SLUG

TUG YOUR TAPIOCA TUBE

TUG YOUR TUBE SNAKE

TUG YOUR TUBE STEAK

TWANG YOUR WIRE

TWEAK YOUR TWINKIE

TWIST YOUR TOOL

UNSTABLE THE STALLION

UPGRADE YOUR HARDWARE

VARNISH YOUR POLE

WALK THE DOG

WALK THE PLANK (пираты Стивенсона ходили по доске как-то по другому)

WALTZ WITH WILLY

WANKER THE ANCHOR

WANKING THE WILLIE

WASTING BABIES

WAX THE DOLPHIN

WAX YOUR WILLY

WAXING THE CARROT

WAXING THE WEEZER

WHIP THE BOLOGNA PONY

WHIP THE DRIPPER

WHIPPIN’ UP ON SKIPPY (NOT THE BUSH, BUT KANGAROO!!!)

WHITE-WATER WRISTING

WINDSURF ON MOUNT BALDY

WORK A CRAMP OUT OF YOUR MUSCLE

WRESTLE THE EEL

WRESTLE WITH YOUR EMOTIONS

WRIST AEROBICS

YANK THE PLANK

THE GIRL IS MASTURBATING

A NIGHT WITH THE GIRLS

AIR THE ORCHID

BASTE THE TUNA

BEAT THE BEAVER

BEAT THE BUSH

BEATING AROUND THE BUSH

BRUSH THE BEAVER

BUFF THE BEAVER

BURY THE KNUCKLE

BUTTER THE BEAD

BUTTER THE MUFFIN

BUTTER THE POTATO

BUZZ

CARESS THE KITTY

CHECK THE FOXHOLE

CHECK YOUR OIL

CIRCLE THE KNOLL

CLAP WITH ONE HAND

CLEAN YOUR FINGERS

CLEANING THE CARPET

CREAM THE PIE

CUNT CUDDLING

DIG FOR YOUR KEYS

DIGITAL MANIPULATION

DIGITIZE

DO YOUR NAILS

DOUSE THE DIGITS

DROWN THE MAN IN THE BOAT

DUNK THE BEAVER

DUST THE END TABLE

ERASE THE PROBLEM

EXPLORE THE DEEP SOUTH

FAN THE FUR

FAN THE FURNACE

FEED THE BEARDED CLAM

FEED THE FISH

FINGER BLAST

FINGER DANCE

FINGER FUN

FINGER PAINT

FLICK THE BEAN

FLICK THE SWITCH

FLIP THE FLAPS

FLIP THROUGH THE PAGES

FLIT YOUR CLIT

FLOSS THE CAT

FLY AUTOMATIC (используя вибратор)

FLY MANUALLY

GET A DATE WITH SLICK MITTENS

GET A FAT LIP

GET A LUBE JOB

GET A STAIN OUT OF YOUR CARPET

GET TO KNOW YOURSELF

GLEAMING THE TUBE

GO MINING

GOING TO WORK WITHOUT A STAFF

GRAB THE GOATEE

GREASE THE SKILLET

GREASE YOUR HIPS

GROPE THE GROTTO

ITCH THE DITCH

JUICE IT UP

JUMP START THE RIVER

LEGLOCK THE PILLOW

LET YOUR FINGERS DO THE WALKING

LUBE YOUR GOOB

MAKE BUMPS

MAKE BUTTER

MAKE SOUP

MAKE THE KITTY PURR

MAKE WAVES

MAN OVERBOARD

MANUAL OVERRIDE

MISTRESSBATE

NULL THE VOID

ONE-WOMAN SHOW

PADDLE THE PINK CANOE

PART THE PETALS

PERFORM FOR MR. SWAGGART (телеевангелист, который платил девицам лёгкого поведения за то, что они проделывали это перед ним)

PET SNOOPY

PET THE BUNNY

PET THE PUSSY

PITCH IN THE BUSH LEAGUE

PLAY FIDDLE

PLAY PIANO

PLAY THE CLITAR (аллюзия с ситаром или гитарой)

POKE THE PUCKER

POKE THE PUSSY

POLISH THE PEARL

POLISH THE WEDDING RING

PREHEAT THE OVEN

PUSH THE BUTTON

PUSH THE PETAL

READ BRAILLE

RIDE SLIDESADDLE

RIDE THE CURL

RIDE THE TUBESPOUT

RIDE THE UNICYCLE

RIDE THE WILD HAND

RING FOR THE MAID

RING SOUTHERN BELLS (заметьте, ещё одно обозначение PUSSY - DOWN SOUTH)

ROLL THE MINK

ROW THE LITTLE MAN IN THE BOAT

RUB THE NUBBIN