Итак:
A DATE WITH DIPALMA
ADDRESS CONGRESS (хорошо, что не к Государственной Думе)
ADJUST YOUR SET
APPLY THE HAND BRAKE
AUDITION THE FINGER PUPPETS
BASH THE CANDLE
BE YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND
BEAT THE BALD-HEADED BANDIT
BEEF STROKIN’ OFF
BIFF OFF
BLAST OFF TO BAYWATCH (T and A (Tits and Ass) шоу вчерашнего тысячелетия)
BLEED THE WEED
BLOW THE LOAD
BLOW YOUR OWN HORN
BLUDGEON THE BEEFSTEAK
BOB YOUR BOLOGNA
BOP RICHARD
BOP THE BISHOP
BOX THE BALD CHAMP
BOX THE JESUIT
BOX WITH RICHARD
BUFF THE BISHOP
BUFF YOUR HELMET
BUFF THE BANANA
BURP THE BABY
BURP THE WORM
BUTTER THE CORN
CALL YOUR PARENTS
CATCH UP WITH POPEYE (поймать моряка Папая, аллюзия с популярным мультфильмом)
CHARM THE SNAKE (очаровать гадюку, выдрессировать змею, видимо, в стиле индийских факиров)
CHOKE KOJAK (задушить чукчу)
CHOKE THE BAD GUY (гуся за шею, медузу в ванную)
CHOKE THE SHERIFF AND WAIT FOR THE POSSE TO COME
CHURN YOUR BUTTER
CLEAN OUT YOUR ROPE
CLEAN YOUR RIFLE
CLEANING THE TUBE
CLEAR THE SNORKEL
CLIMB MOUNT BALDY
COCK YOUR SHOTGUN
COME TO GRIPS WITH YOURSELF
CRANK THE LOVE PUMP
CRANK THE MONKEY
CRANK THE SHANK
CRIMP THE WIRE
CROWN THE KING
DANCE WITH JOHNNY ONE-EYE
DEFROST THE FRIDGE
DIG FOR CHANGE
DO IT YOUR WAY
DO THE FIVE-FINGER KNUCKLE SHUFFLE
DO THE FIVE-KNUCKLE OLYMPICS
DO THE HAN SOLO (аллюзия со Звездными Войнами)
DRIVE THE SKIN BUS
DUNDER THE DEVIL
EXPRESS YOURSELF
FAX JIMMY DEAN
FAX THE POPE (снова протестантская культура выступает против католиков)
FEED THE DUCKS
FIST YOUR MISTER
FIVE AGAINST WILLIE
FIVE-FINGER SOLO
FLAY THE EMPEROR
FLIP THE BISHOP
FLOG THE FROG
FLOG THE HOG
FLOG YOUR CUMBER BROTHER
FLOGGING THE BISHOP
FLOGGING THE INFIDEL
FREE WILLY
FROST THE PASTRIES
FUCK PALMALA
GALLOP THE OLD LIZARD
GET A GRIP ON THINGS
GET A STIFFY
GET THE GERMAN SOLDIER MARCHING
GET TO KNOW YOURSELF
GET YOUR PALM READ BY MISTER SOFTY
GIVE IT A ONE-GUN SALUTE
GIVE IT A TUG
GIVE YOURSELF A LOW FIVE
GO A COUPLE OF ROUNDS WITH OL’ JOSH
GO ON PEEWEE’S LITTLE ADVENTURE
GOING BLIND
GREASE THE PIPE
GRIP THE GORILLA
GRIP THE PENCIL
HANDY WORK
HARD LABOR
HAVE A BIG DATE WITH ROSY PALMS
HAVE A LITTLE STROKE
HAVE A RENDEZVOUS WITH MRS. HAND
HITCHHIKE TO HEAVEN
HITCHHIKE UNDER THE BIGTOP
HONE THE CONE
HONE YOUR BONE
HUG THE HOG
HUMP THE HOSE
IRON SOME WRINKLES
JACK F HAMMER
JACK THE BEANSTALK
JACKIN’ THE BEANSTALK (аллюзия со сказкой и современным детским фильмом)
JELLY ROLL
JERK JAMBY
JERK THE TURKEY
KICK SEAMEN
KILL IT
KNEAD YOUR DOUGH
KNEADING THE NOODLE
LAUNCH THE HAND SHUTTLE
LUBE THE TUBE
MAKE FIST-KABOBS
MAKE THE BALD MAN PUKE
MAKE THE SCENE WITH A MAGAZINE
MAN THE COCKPIT
MANGLE THE MIDGET
MASSAGE YOUR MUSCLE
MILK THE LIZARD
MOLEST THE MOLE
OIL THE GLOVE
PACK YOUR PALM
PAINT THE CEILING
PAINT THE WALLS
PAT THE ROBERTSON
PEEL SOME CHILIES
PEEL THE BANANA
PHONE THE CZAR
PICKLE PARTY
PLAY THE ORGAN
PLAY TUG OF WAR WITH THE CYCLOPS
PLAY UNO
PLAY WITH YOUR LIGHT SABER (аллюзия со Звёздными Войнами)
PLAY WITH YOUR TURTLE
PLAYING POCKET POOL (а Вы говорите, что люди по две стороны океана разные)
PLEASE YOUR PISSER
PLUNK YOUR TWANGER
POLE VAULT
POLISH THE PORK SWORD
POLISH THE ROCKET
POLISH YOUR HELMET
POP A NUT
POP THE CORK
POUND THE BALD-HEADED MOOSE
PUD PULLING
PUD
PULL A PUDDING
PULL RANK
PULL YOUR OWN WEIGHT
PUMMEL THE PRIEST
PUMP CREAM
PUMP THE STUMP
PUNCH THE CLOWN
PUNISH THE POPE
R2 YOUR D2 (аллюзия со Звёздными Войнами)
RAISE THE MAINSAIL
RAM THE HAM
READ POETRY
RELIEVE TENSION
ROMANCE THE BONE
ROPE THE POPE
ROUGH UP THE SUSPECT
RUB THE MAGIC LAMP
SAND WOOD
SECRET HANDSHAKE
SHAKE HANDS WITH THE GOVERNOR
SHAKE HANDS WITH THE UNEMPLOYED
SHAKE THE SNAKE
SHIFT GEARS
SHINE YOUR HELMET
SHOOT FOR THE MOON
SHOOT PUTTY AT THE MOON
SHOOT SKEET
SHUCK THE CORN
SHUFFLE THE PALM TREE
SING WITH ROSIE
SLAM THE HAM
SLAM THE SALAMI
SLAP PAPPY
SLIDE THE SHAFT
SMACK THE SALAMI
SPANK THE FRANK
SPANK THE WANK
SPANKING THE MONKEY
SPUNK
SQUEEZE THE CHEESE (не путать с CUT THE CHEESE)
STRANGLE THE SERPENT
STRANGLE YODA (аллюзия со Звёздными Войнами)
STROKE IT
STROKE THE BLOKE
STROKE THE DOG
STROKE YOUR POKER
STRUM THE OL’ BANJO
SUMMON THE GENIE
TAKE A NAP
TAKE A SHAKE BREAK
TAKE HERMAN TO THE CIRCUS
TAKE THE MONSTER FOR A ONE-ARMED RIDE
TAME THE BEEF WEASEL
TAME THE SHREW
TEACH OUR CHILDREN TO FLY
TEASE THE PYTHON
TEASE THE WEASEL
TEST THE TESTICLES
TEST YOUR BATTERIES
THUMP THE PUMP
TICKLE THE IVORY
TICKLE THE PICKLE
TICKLE YOUR FANCY
TORQUE THE FORK
TORTURE THE TENTACLE
TOSS IT
TOSS THE SALAD
TRANSFER DATA
TUG THE SLUG
TUG YOUR TAPIOCA TUBE
TUG YOUR TUBE SNAKE
TUG YOUR TUBE STEAK
TWANG YOUR WIRE
TWEAK YOUR TWINKIE
TWIST YOUR TOOL
UNSTABLE THE STALLION
UPGRADE YOUR HARDWARE
VARNISH YOUR POLE
WALK THE DOG
WALK THE PLANK (пираты Стивенсона ходили по доске как-то по другому)
WALTZ WITH WILLY
WANKER THE ANCHOR
WANKING THE WILLIE
WASTING BABIES
WAX THE DOLPHIN
WAX YOUR WILLY
WAXING THE CARROT
WAXING THE WEEZER
WHIP THE BOLOGNA PONY
WHIP THE DRIPPER
WHIPPIN’ UP ON SKIPPY (NOT THE BUSH, BUT KANGAROO!!!)
WHITE-WATER WRISTING
WINDSURF ON MOUNT BALDY
WORK A CRAMP OUT OF YOUR MUSCLE
WRESTLE THE EEL
WRESTLE WITH YOUR EMOTIONS
WRIST AEROBICS
YANK THE PLANK
A NIGHT WITH THE GIRLS
AIR THE ORCHID
BASTE THE TUNA
BEAT THE BEAVER
BEAT THE BUSH
BEATING AROUND THE BUSH
BRUSH THE BEAVER
BUFF THE BEAVER
BURY THE KNUCKLE
BUTTER THE BEAD
BUTTER THE MUFFIN
BUTTER THE POTATO
BUZZ
CARESS THE KITTY
CHECK THE FOXHOLE
CHECK YOUR OIL
CIRCLE THE KNOLL
CLAP WITH ONE HAND
CLEAN YOUR FINGERS
CLEANING THE CARPET
CREAM THE PIE
CUNT CUDDLING
DIG FOR YOUR KEYS
DIGITAL MANIPULATION
DIGITIZE
DO YOUR NAILS
DOUSE THE DIGITS
DROWN THE MAN IN THE BOAT
DUNK THE BEAVER
DUST THE END TABLE
ERASE THE PROBLEM
EXPLORE THE DEEP SOUTH
FAN THE FUR
FAN THE FURNACE
FEED THE BEARDED CLAM
FEED THE FISH
FINGER BLAST
FINGER DANCE
FINGER FUN
FINGER PAINT
FLICK THE BEAN
FLICK THE SWITCH
FLIP THE FLAPS
FLIP THROUGH THE PAGES
FLIT YOUR CLIT
FLOSS THE CAT
FLY AUTOMATIC (используя вибратор)
FLY MANUALLY
GET A DATE WITH SLICK MITTENS
GET A FAT LIP
GET A LUBE JOB
GET A STAIN OUT OF YOUR CARPET
GET TO KNOW YOURSELF
GLEAMING THE TUBE
GO MINING
GOING TO WORK WITHOUT A STAFF
GRAB THE GOATEE
GREASE THE SKILLET
GREASE YOUR HIPS
GROPE THE GROTTO
ITCH THE DITCH
JUICE IT UP
JUMP START THE RIVER
LEGLOCK THE PILLOW
LET YOUR FINGERS DO THE WALKING
LUBE YOUR GOOB
MAKE BUMPS
MAKE BUTTER
MAKE SOUP
MAKE THE KITTY PURR
MAKE WAVES
MAN OVERBOARD
MANUAL OVERRIDE
MISTRESSBATE
NULL THE VOID
ONE-WOMAN SHOW
PADDLE THE PINK CANOE
PART THE PETALS
PERFORM FOR MR. SWAGGART (телеевангелист, который платил девицам лёгкого поведения за то, что они проделывали это перед ним)
PET SNOOPY
PET THE BUNNY
PET THE PUSSY
PITCH IN THE BUSH LEAGUE
PLAY FIDDLE
PLAY PIANO
PLAY THE CLITAR (аллюзия с ситаром или гитарой)
POKE THE PUCKER
POKE THE PUSSY
POLISH THE PEARL
POLISH THE WEDDING RING
PREHEAT THE OVEN
PUSH THE BUTTON
PUSH THE PETAL
READ BRAILLE
RIDE SLIDESADDLE
RIDE THE CURL
RIDE THE TUBESPOUT
RIDE THE UNICYCLE
RIDE THE WILD HAND
RING FOR THE MAID
RING SOUTHERN BELLS (заметьте, ещё одно обозначение PUSSY - DOWN SOUTH)
ROLL THE MINK
ROW THE LITTLE MAN IN THE BOAT
RUB THE NUBBIN
RUBBING THE NUBBIN