"Well, after all, he is his nephew, and when you've known a chap since he was a kid -"
"Now you have gone off the rails!" said Hemingway. "When Stephen was a kid, Joseph was drifting about the world creating a sensation with his masterly portrayal of Mine Host of the Garter Inn, and Snug the joiner, and very likely a First Citizen as well, not to mention a Soothsayer, and William, a Country Fellow. He wasn't within a couple of thousand miles of this country. If he knew that he'd got a nephew, that's about all he did know of Stephen until he planted himself on Nathaniel a couple of years ago. And if you're going to tell me that an affinity sprang up between them, you can spare your breath! Stephen never had a bit of time for kind Uncle Joseph, as you've heard over and over again from the servants. Went out of his way to be rude to him. In return for which, I'm being asked to believe that Joseph fair doted on him. Well, as far as I'm concerned, he overdid his doting. It isn't in human nature to dote on a young chap who does nothing but hand you out offensive remarks on a plate. In fact, that's where all kind Uncle
Joseph's highly organised plans began to come a bit unstuck. Stephen wouldn't co-operate. However, Joseph banked on a lot of half-baked people like you thinking that he was a saint, and letting it go at that. The trouble is, I'm not half-baked, and I don't believe in saints who carry on like Joseph, playing up to the gallery all the time, till you feel you ought to give him a round of applause."
"When you put it like that -" began the Sergeant slowly.
"You keep quiet, and listen to me. It's my belief Joseph meant to fasten this murder on to Stephen from the start, but just in case anything should go wrong, he first saw to it that his brother's will shouldn't hold water, when it came to be admitted to probate, and next that we should be provided with a few other likely suspects, to fall back on if the case against Stephen fell through. Thus we have Miss Herriard, and that limp playwright of hers, all ready to hand, not to mention Gun-running Mottisfont. And if I'm not much mistaken it was Joseph who egged Roydon on to read his play aloud on Christmas Eve, well knowing that it would drive Nathaniel to a frenzy."
"You've got nothing to go on to make you say that, sir," protested the Sergeant.
"I've got this to go on: that he didn't stop Roydon! I'll bet he could have done so, if he'd wanted to. He let him read it, and the balloon went up with a bang. Nathaniel, having had one row with Mottisfont, had another with Miss Herriard, and threw in a few mean cracks at Stephen, just for good measure. In fact, kind Uncle Joseph had got his stage nicely set, and all he had to do then was to stick a knife into Nathaniel, and sit back while we made fools of ourselves."
"And you don't know how he managed to stick that knife into Nathaniel!" interjected the Sergeant.
"No, I don't; but for the moment I'm leaving that out of the discussion. It's safe to say that he did it damned Irverly, because it's got me baffled up to the present. But lie chose a time when everyone else would be changing l()r dinner, and thus unable to produce alibis; and, neither, he gave himself an alibi by carrying on a conversation with the one person who was obviously out of i I is running as a suspect."
"Might be something in that door," mused the Sergeant, thinking it over.
"What door?"
"The one between his dressing-room and the bathroom he shared with Miss Clare. I mean, she didn't ;ictually see him, did she?"
"If you're thinking that she was listening to a gramophone, it's a possibility, but not a very likely one. What's snore, I haven't so far found a gramophone on the premises."
"Well, if he really was in his dressing-room all the time, how did he do it?"
"Never mind how he did it. We'll come to that presently. Just now I want you to consider his behaviour ever since the murder. He first arranges that Stephen shall be one of the three to discover Nathaniel's body. That gave him the opportunity to tell me, when the proper time came, that Stephen didn't turn a hair at finding his uncle dead."
"He told you that?"
"Not half as crudely as that. He said his dear nephew was not one to show his feelings, which left me with the impression that Master Stephen had been pretty callous. But there! I pick up impressions a lot quicker than Joseph knows, and I'd already picked up the impression that Stephen had been rather fond of his Uncle Nathaniel, and was a good deal more upset by his death than he meant to give away. But of course there was more to getting Stephen into Nathaniel's room than that. Stephen inspected the windows and the bathroom door, just as any man would, while Joseph pretended to be mourning over his brother's body. That made it possible for Stephen to have had the chance to tamper with the fastenings. All Joseph had to do was to tell me that he was sure the windows were shut. When I asked him, as I was bound to, whether he'd actually seen them, he said no, but his dear nephew had, which came to the same thing. He knew it didn't come to the same thing, anything like, but it sounded welclass="underline" just what a soft old fool would say. Oh, you have to hand it to him!"
"It makes him out to be pretty black," said the Sergeant, awed.
"Well, you don't suppose a man who sticks a knife into his brother's back is a gilded saint, do you?"
"But, sir, I still can't see it altogether your way! I'd swear the one thing Joseph dreaded was that we should bring the murder home to Stephen! I mean, he went out of his way to explain that Stephen's rough manner didn't mean anything, and he was always sticking up for him!"
"Of course he was! That was his role, and very well he played it. But did he convince you that Stephen hadn't had anything to do with it?"
"No, I can't say that he did."
"The point is," said Hemingway, "that the excuses he made for Stephen were so weak that they made us more suspicious than ever about him, which was all according to plan. The most damaging things I found out about Swphen I found out either from his uncle, by way of countless conversation, or through his uncle, like when it came out he'd hinted to Miss Dean that Stephen was the heir. He'd even taken care to hint the same to Mottisfont, knowing Mottisfont would spill it the instant he got the wind up on his own account."
"There was never anything you could actually take hold of, though."
"No; I told you we were up against a very clever customer."
"Yes, but - Look here, sir, what about the will? If he was as clever as you make out, he must have known how the money would be divided up once the will was found be no good! And he doesn't get the lot: he only gets half."
"You're developing some very large ideas, aren't you?" said Hemingway. "If you think eighty thousand pounds is a fortune to be sneezed at, I'll bet Joseph doesn't! Why, He's been sponging on his brother for the last two years, which means he's broke, or as near to it as makes no odds! Eighty thousand pounds would be as good a reason to murder to him as one hundred and sixty thousand pounds."
"Well, I don't know. I'd have expected him to have got his brother to have made the will out in his favour, somehow."
"Don't you ever take to crime, my lad, because it's easy to see you wouldn't make a do of it! If he'd come in for the whole fortune, instead of only half, it would have looked suspicious. I don't suppose he even thought of trying for the lot. He's far too downy a bird."
The Sergeant appeared to consider the matter, fixing his superior with a grave, unblinking stare. After a prolonged and ruminative silence, he said: "I don't deny it sounds convincing, the way you put it, sir. And you do have a knack of spotting your man."