They gave me the shells and the holster in a paper bag, and I walked around carrying it, looking for a place to have lunch. I passed up a slew of Asian restaurants and wound up on Mulberry Street, on the two-block stretch that's about all that's left of Little Italy. I sat in the rear garden at Luna and ordered a plate of linguini with red clam sauce. While they were fixing it I locked myself in the men's room. I shucked my jacket and put on the holster, adjusted the straps, then drew the gun from my waistband and tucked it in place. I checked the mirror, and it seemed to me that the bulge of the holster would be visible clear across the room. It was more comfortable, though, than walking around with the gun in my belt, especially with my middle as sore as it was.
On the way back to my table I had the feeling that everybody in the restaurant, if not everyone in the neighborhood, knew I was armed.
I ate my lunch and went home.
When TJ called I was watching Notre Dame beat up on Miami. I'd slung my blazer over the back of a chair and I was sitting around in my shirtsleeves, with the holster in place and the gun in it. I put on the blazer and went across the street to the Morning Star.
We usually sat at one of the window tables, and he was there when I arrived, sipping orange juice through a straw. I moved us to a table near the kitchen, far away from the windows, and sat where I could keep an eye on the entrance.
TJ noted all this without comment. After I'd ordered coffee he said, "Heard all about you. How you the baddest dude in the 'hood, kickin' ass and takin' names."
"At my age," I said, "it's more a matter of kicking ass and forgetting names. What did you hear and where did you hear it?"
"Already said what I heard, and where you think I heard it? I was over at Elaine's shop. Oh, did I hear it on the street? No, but if you tryin' to build yourself a rep, I be happy to spread the word."
"Don't do me any favors."
"You all dressed for success. Where we goin', Owen?"
"Nowhere that I know of."
"Elaine says you be all done investigatin' what went down in Jersey, but I was thinkin' maybe you just told her that to put her at ease."
"I wouldn't do that. I was done anyway, before the incident last night, and all it did was confirm what you and I already determined."
"We ain't workin', must be you dressed up just to come here for coffee." He cocked his head, eyed the bulge on the left side of my chest. "That what I think it is?"
"How would I know?"
"Cause how you know what I thinkin'? 'Cept you do know, an' I know, too, 'cause she already said how you takin' precautions. That the piece you took off of the dude?"
"The very same. It's not hard to spot, is it?"
"Not when you lookin' for it, but it ain't like you wearin' a sign. You was to go around like that all the time, you'd want to get your jacket tailored so it don't bulge."
"I used to carry night and day," I said. "On duty or off. There was a departmental regulation that said you had to. I wonder if it's still on the books. With all the drunken off-duty cops who've shot themselves and each other over the years, the brass might have decided to rethink that particular rule."
"Cops'd carry anyway, wouldn't they? Reg or no reg?"
"Probably. I lived out on Long Island for years, and the regulation was only in force within the five boroughs, but I carried all the time. Of course there was another regulation requiring a New York City police officer to reside within the five boroughs, but it was never hard to find a way around that one."
He sucked up the last of the orange juice and the straw made a gurgling noise. He said, "Don't know who thought up orange juice, but the man was a genius. Tastes so good it's near impossible to believe it's good for you. But it is. Unless they lyin', Brian?"
"As far as I know, they're telling the truth."
"Restores my faith," he said. "'Member the time I bought a gun on the street for you? Gave it to you in a Kangaroo, same as the seller gave it to me."
"So you did. It was a blue one."
"Blue, right. Sort of a lame color, if I remember right."
"If you say so."
"You still got it?"
I'd obtained the gun for a friend who was dying of pancreatic cancer. She wanted a quick way out if it got too bad to be borne. It got very bad indeed before it finally killed her, but she'd somehow been able to live with it until she died of it, and she'd never had to use the gun.
I didn't know what became of the gun. I suppose it sat on a shelf in her closet, snug in the blue Kangaroo fanny pack in which I'd delivered it. I suppose somebody found it when they went through her effects, and I had not the slightest idea what might have become of it since.
"They ain't hard to find," he went on. "All those Korean dudes, got them little stores, tables out front full of sunglasses and baseball caps? They all got Kangaroos. Set you back ten, fifteen dollars, few dollars more if you go for all leather. How much you have to pay for that shoulder rig?"
"More than ten or fifteen dollars."
"Kangaroo wouldn't spoil the line of your jacket. Wouldn't need to be wearin' a jacket, far as that goes."
"I probably won't need the gun at all," I said. "But if I do I won't want to screw around with a zipper."
"You sayin' that's not how Quick Draw McGraw does it."
"Right."
"What a lot of the dudes do is leave the zipper open. That looks sort of cool anyway."
"Like wearing sneakers with the laces untied."
"Sort of like that, 'cept you ain't likely to trip over your Kangaroos. Things turn tense, you just reach in your hand and there you are." He rolled his eyes. "But I be wastin' my breath, Beth, on account of you ain't about to get no Kangaroo, are you?"
"I guess not," I said. "I guess I'm just not a Kangaroo kind of guy."
I went back and watched some more football, changing channels whenever they went to a commercial and not really keeping track of any of the games. A little before six I turned off the TV and walked down to Elaine's shop. elaine mardell, the sign above the window says, and the shop within is a good reflection of the proprietor- folk art and antiques, paintings she's salvaged from thrift shops and rummage sales, and the oils and drawings of a few contemporary artists she's discovered. She has an artist's eye, and spotted the gun instantly.
"Oho," she said. "Is that what I think it is? Or are you just glad to see me?"
"Both."
She reached to unbutton the jacket. "It's less obvious that way," she said.
"Until it opens up and becomes a lot more obvious."
"Oh, right. I didn't think of that."
"TJ was pushing hard for a Kangaroo."
"Just your style."
"That's what I told him."
"This is a nice surprise," she said. "I was just getting ready to close up."
"And I was, hoping to take you out to dinner."
"Hmmm. I want to go home and wash up first."
"I figured you might."
"And change clothes."
"That too."
Heading up Ninth, she said, "Since we're going home anyway, why don't I cook something?"
"In this heat?"
"It's not that hot, and it'll be a cool evening. In fact it might rain."
"It doesn't feel like rain."
"The radio said it might. Anyway, it's not hot in our apartment. I kind of feel like pasta and a salad."
"You'd be surprised how many restaurants can fix that for you."
"No better than I can fix it myself."
"Well, if you insist," I said. "But I was leaning toward Armstrong's or Paris Green, and afterward we could go down to the Village and hear some music."
"Oh."
"Now there's enthusiasm."
"Well, what I was thinking," she said, "was pasta and a salad at home, to be followed by a double feature on the VCR." She patted her handbag. "Michael Collins and The English Patient. Romance and violence, in whichever order we decide."