Lissa said, "We don't have to sit at the kids' table, do we?"
"Well, yes, of course you do." I looked down at her, frowning slightly, wondering what this was all about.
"We don't want to, Mom," Jamie informed me.
"Why ever not?"
"We want to sit with you and Dad," he explained.
"Oh, Jamie, there just isn't room, honey. Anyway, you should be with your little guests. You have to look after them."
"Vanessa and Luke. Ugh! Ugh!" He grimaced, squeezed his eyes tightly shut, and grimaced again.
"Don't you like them?" I was baffled by this sudden antipathy toward our neighbors' children, with whom they had frequently played, and quite happily so, in the past.
Opening his eyes, Jamie muttered, "Vanessa smells funny, Mom, like Great-grandma's fur coat."
"Mothballs," I said. "Like mothballs?" I stared at him, raising a brow. "How peculiar. Are you sure, Jamie?"
He nodded vigorously. "Yep." He grinned at me. "Maybe they keep her in mothballs, Mom, like Great-grandma Adelia keeps her fur coat in mothballs. In that funny wood closet of hers. Ha ha ha ha." He laughed hilariously in the way that only a little boy can.
I had to laugh myself.
Lissa giggled and began to sing, "Smelly old mothballs, smelly old mothballs, Vanessa stinks of smelly old mothballs."
"Ssssh! Don't be naughty," I reprimanded. But I found myself still laughing indulgently. Glancing at Jamie, I now asked, "And why don't you like Luke all of a sudden?"
"He wants to be the boss, and we're the boss."
I threw my son a questioning look.
Jamie said, "Me and Lissa, we're the boss."
"I see. However, I think you will have to sit with them for lunch today. There's not much alternative, kids. Come on, do it as a favor to me, please."
"Can the grandmas sit with us?" Lissa asked. "Please, Mommy."
"I don't know… Well, maybe. Oh, why not. Okay, yes."
"Oh, goody, we like them," Jamie said.
"I'm glad to hear it," I murmured, wondering how I would have coped if they had hated their grandmothers.
"We love them," Jamie corrected himself.
"They give us lots of presents," Lissa confided.
"And money," Jamie added. "Lots of it."
"They're not supposed to do that!" I exclaimed, shaking my head and averting my face to conceal a smile. There was nothing quite so startling as the honesty of children; it could be brutal, and invariably it took my breath away.
Jamie tugged at my hand.
"Yes, darling, what is it?"
"Who did you belong to before Dad got you?"
"Your grandmother, I guess. Grandma Jess. Why?"
"So we belong to you and Dad, don't we?" Lissa asserted.
"You bet!" I exclaimed.
Hunkering down on my haunches, I swept them both into my arms and hugged them to me. They smelled so sweet and young and fresh. I loved that small child's smell… of shampoo, soap, and talcum powder, and milk, cookies, and sweet breath. And I loved them so much, my little Botticelli angels.
It was Jamie who pulled slightly away, looked into my face intently, and touched my cheek with his grubby, warm little hand. "Mom, will the new baby belong to all of us, or just you and Dad?"
"Baby! What baby?"
"The one you and Dad are trying to make." His fine blond brows drew together in a frown. "And what do you make it out of, Mom?"
I was so taken aback I was speechless for a moment. Then before I could think of an answer, Lissa announced with some assurance, "They make it out of love." She smiled up at me, obviously extremely pleased with herself, and nodded her head, looking like a little old woman imbued with wisdom.
"What do you mean, Lissa?" her brother asked before I had a chance to say anything.
I jumped in swiftly. "Well, we are trying to make a baby, that's true. When did your father tell you this?"
"When he was giving us breakfast this morning," Jamie said. "He was cross with us, we were making too much noise. He said we'd soon have to fend for ourselves, that we'd better start growing up real quick. He said we'd have to look after the new baby when it came, be responsible children and lake care of it. Who will it belong to, Mom?"
"All of us. If we succeed, of course."
"You mean you might not be able to make it?" Lissa ' asked.
"Afraid so," I admitted.
"Good. Don't make it. I like it this way, just us and Trixy!" she exclaimed.
"If you do make it and we don't like it, can we give it away?" Jamie asked.
"Certainly not," I spluttered.
"But when Miss Petigrew had kittens, Anna gave them away," he reminded me.
"This is not quite the same thing, Jamie darling. A baby's a baby, a kitten's a kitten."
"Can we call the baby Rover, Mom?"
"I don't think so, Jamie."
"That's a dog's name, silly," Lissa cried.
"But it's my favorite name," Jamie shot back.
"It's the name for a boy dog. You can't call a baby girl that," Lissa told him, sounding very superior.
"If it's a girl, we could call it Roveress or Roverette."
"You're stupid, Jamie Keswick!" his sister shrieked, throwing him the most scornful look. "You're a stupid boy."
"No, I'm not. You're stupid!"
"Stop it, both of you," I admonished.
"Mom." Jamie fixed his vivid blue eyes on me. "Please tell me, how do you make a baby out of love?"
I thought for a moment, wondering how to effectively explain this to them without resorting to a pack of lies, when Lissa leaned toward Jamie and said, "Sex. That's what makes a baby."
Startled, I exclaimed, "Who told you that?"
"Mary Jane Atkinson, the girl who sits next to me at school. Her mother just made a baby with sex."
"I see. And what else did Mary Jane tell you?"
"Nothing, Mom."
"Mmmm."
Thankfully, Jenny came back just then, and the conversation about babies was curtailed. Jenny was already wearing a bathing suit and carrying swim wear for the children.
"Come on, put these on," she said, handing Jamie a pair of trunks and Lissa her minuscule pink-and-yellow bikini, which Diana had bought for her in Paris.
"I want them to wear their water wings, Jen, they mustn't go in the pool without them. Or without you," I cautioned.
"Don't worry, Mrs. Keswick, I'll look after them properly." So saying she turned to Lissa and helped her to put her bikini top on, and then she led the twins to the shallow end of the swimming pool. Picking up a set of water wings she slipped these onto Lissa's arms before doing the same for Jamie.
Within seconds the three of them were in the pool, laughing and splashing around in the water, having the best of times.
I watched them for a few minutes, enjoying their antics, pleased they were having such fun. I was about to go into the kitchen to see what was happening when Andrew appeared at my side. After kissing me on the cheek, he handed me a huge bunch of red and white carnations.
"Sorry they didn't have any blue ones to make exactly the right color scheme for today," he murmured against my cheek and kissed me again.
"They only have those odd colors occasionally. Usually on Saint Patrick's Day, when they dye them green," I said. "And thank you, darling." I peered at him closely. "The twins think we're trying to make a baby, Andrew."
"Well, we are."
"They're riddled with curiosity about it. Why on earth did you tell them?"
He laughed. "I didn't mean to, it wasn't planned. Honestly, Puss. It just popped out. They were being impossible this morning, and Lissa's become something of a Miss Know-It-All. I wanted to bring them up short, so I gave them a lecture about being more adult in their behavior. And that's when I mentioned a new baby. The kids were rendered speechless, so it had the desired effect. Momentarily." He chuckled again. "I can tell you this, the grannies were delighted. Absolutely thrilled."