“In the meantime, the General Systems Vehicle which the Problem Child had rendezvoused with for repairs had reported that the GCU had effectively been attacked; its engine problem wasn’t the result of chance or some manufacturing flaw, it was the result of offensive action.
“Apart from that, and the still unexplained disappearance of an entire star, everything was normal for nearly two decades.” Tishlin’s hand flapped once on the table. “Oh, there were various investigations and boards of inquiry and committees and so on, but the best they could come up with was that the whole thing had been some sort of hi-tech projection, maybe produced by some previously unknown Elder civilisation with a quirky sense of humour, or, even less likely, that the sun and all the rest had popped into Hyperspace and just sped off — though they should have been able to observe that, and hadn’t — but basically the whole thing remained a mystery, and after everybody had chewed it over and over till there was nothing but spit left, it just kind of died a natural death.
“Then, over the following seven decades, the Problem Child decided it didn’t want to be part of Contact any more. It left Contact, then it left the Culture proper and joined the Ulterior — again, very unusual for its class — and meanwhile every single human who’d been on board at the time exercised what are apparently termed Unusual Life Choices.” Tishlin’s dubious look indicated he wasn’t totally convinced this phrase contributed enormously to the information-carrying capacity of the language. The image made a throat-clearing noise and went on: “Roughly half of the humans opted for immortality, the other half autoeuthenised. The few remaining humans underwent subtle but exhaustive investigation, though nothing unusual was ever discovered.
“Then there were the ship’s drones; they all joined the same Group Mind — again in the Ulterior — and have been incommunicado ever since. Apparently that was even more unusual. Within, a century, almost all of those humans who’d opted for immortality were also dead, due to further ‘semi-contradictory’ Unusual Life Choices. Then the Ulterior, and Special Circumstances — who’d taken an interest by this time, not surprisingly — lost touch with the Problem Child entirely. It just seemed to disappear, too.” The apparition shrugged. “That was fifteen hundred years ago, Byr. To this day nobody has seen or heard of the ship. Subsequent investigations of the remains of a few of the humans concerned, using improved technology, has thrown up possible discrepancies in the nanostructure of the subjects’ brains, but no further investigation has been deemed possible. The story was made public eventually, nearly a century and a half after it all happened; there was even a bit of a media fuss about it at the time, but by then it was a portrait with nobody in it: the ship, the drones, the people; they’d all gone. There was nobody to talk to, nobody to interview, nothing to do profiles of. Everybody was off-stage. And of course the principal celebrities — the star and the artifact — were the most off-stage of all.”
“Well,” Genar-Hofoen said. “All very—”
“Hold on,” Tishlin said, holding up one finger. “There is one loose end. A single traceable survivor from the Problem Child who turned up five centuries ago; somebody it might be possible to talk to, despite the fact they’ve spent the last twenty-four millennia trying to avoid talking.”
“Human?”
“Human,” Tishlin confirmed, nodding. “The woman who was the vessel’s formal captain.”
“They still had that sort of thing back then?” Genar-Hofoen said. He smiled. How quaint, he thought.
“It was pretty nominal, even back then,” Tishlin conceded. “More captain of the crew than of the boat. Anyway; she’s still around in a sort of abbreviated form.” Tishlin’s image paused, watching Genar-Hofoen closely. “She’s in Storage aboard the General Systems Vehicle Sleeper Service.”
The representation paused, to let Genar-Hofoen react to the name of the ship. He didn’t, not on the outside anyway.
“Just her personality is in there, unfortunately,” Tishlin continued. “Her Stored body was destroyed in an Idiran attack on the Orbital concerned half a millennium ago. I suppose for our purposes that counts as a lucky break; she’d managed to cover her tracks so well — probably with the help of some sympathetic Mind — that if the attack hadn’t occurred she’d have remained incognito to this day. It was only when the records were scrutinised carefully after her body’s destruction that it was realised who she really was. But the point is that Special Circumstances thinks she might know something about the artifact. In fact, they’re sure she does, though it’s almost equally certain that she doesn’t know what she knows.”
Genar-Hofoen was silent for a while, playing with the cord of his dressing gown. The Sleeper Service. He hadn’t heard that name for a while, hadn’t had to think about that old machine for a long time. He’d dreamt about it a few times, had had a nightmare or two about it even, but he’d tried to forget about those, tried to shove those echoes of memories to some distant corner of his mind and been pretty successful at it too, because it felt very strange to be turning over that name in his mind now.
“So why’s this all suddenly become important after two and a half millennia?” he asked the hologram.
“Because something with similar characteristics to that artifact has turned up near a star called Esperi, in the Upper Leaf-Swirl, and SC needs all the help it can get to deal with it. There’s no trillion-year-old sun-cinder this time, but an apparently identical artifact is just sitting there.”
“And what am I supposed to do?”
“Go aboard the Sleeper Service and talk to this woman’s Mimage — that’s the Mind-stored construct of her personality apparently…” The image looked puzzled. “… New one on me… Anyway, you’re supposed to try to persuade her to be reborn; talk her into a rebirth so she can be quizzed. The Sleeper Service won’t just release her, and it certainly won’t cooperate with SC, but if she asks to be reborn, it’ll let her.”
“But why—?” Genar-Hofoen started to ask.
“There’s more,” Tishlin said, holding up one hand. “Even if she won’t play, even if she refuses to come back, you’re to be equipped with a method of retrieving her through the link you’ll forge when you talk to the Mimage, without the GSV knowing. Don’t ask me how that’s supposed to be accomplished, but I think it’s got something to do with the ship they’re going to give you to get you to the Sleeper Service, after the Affronter ship they’re going to hire for you has rendezvoused with it at Tier.”
Genar-Hofoen did his best to look sceptical. “Is that possible?”, he asked. “Retrieving her like that, I mean. Against the wishes of the Sleeper.”
“Apparently,” Tishlin said, shrugging. “SC thinks they’ve got a way of doing it. But you see what I mean when I said they want you to steal the soul of a dead woman…”
Genar-Hofoen thought for a moment. “Do you know what ship this might be? The one to get me to the Sleeper?”
“They haven’t—” began the image, then paused and looked amused. “They just told me; it’s a GCU called the Grey Area.” The image smiled. “Ah; I see you’ve heard of it, too.”
“Yeah, I’ve heard of it,” the man said.
The Grey Area. The ship that did what the other ships both deplored and despised; actually looked into the minds of other people, using its Electro Magnetic Effectors — in a sense the very, very distant descendants of electronic countermeasures equipment from your average stage three civilisation, and the most sophisticated, powerful but also precisely controllable weaponry the average Culture ship possessed — to burrow into the grisly cellular substrate of an animal consciousness and try to make sense of what it found there for its own — usually vengeful — purposes. A pariah craft; the one the other Minds called Meatfucker because of its revolting hobby (though not, as it were, to its face). A ship that still wanted to be part of the Culture proper and nominally still was, but which was shunned by almost all its peers; a virtual outcast amongst the great inclusionary meta-fleet that was Contact.