Jimmy had finished dressing the babies in matching sets of cheap but new pajamas. He was holding their dummies above their heads, hypnotizing them into standing still while he ambushed them with a wet flannel and wiped their faces. Maureen stood in the doorway and lit a cigarette as Jimmy picked up a baby in each arm and brushed past her. "Can I have one of them when I come back?" he said, gesturing to her fag.
"Aye."
Jimmy took a deep breath and climbed the stairs. Alan would probably come back down as soon as the babies went to bed, and Maureen wouldn't get a chance to speak to Jimmy alone tonight. She could put it off, it didn't have to be tonight. Could be any night. She had wanted to talk to Leslie about it before she decided, but Leslie was still captive in Cammyland and she was such a loudmouth sometimes that telling her would be as good as making the decision.
"Give us one, then."
Jimmy was behind her, rubbing his hands and staring at her cigarette. She handed him the packet. "That was quick," she said.
He nodded, walked over to the chair and lifted the cushion, took out a box of matches and lit up. He turned off the fire and Maureen looked out into the hall. "Isn't Alan coming down?"
"Naw, he likes to sit with them till they fall asleep." He blew out a stream of smoke, holding his head back, standing tall. "A smoke's just what ye need sometimes, isn't it?"
"Aye." She looked at her cigarette, as if it knew what the fuck to do.
Jimmy sat down in his chair. "What ye did for me and the weans," he said, smoking and squinting at her, "I'll never be able to thank ye for it. Ye were brave to go down there."
"That's not brave, Jim. Bringing up four weans on benefit, that's brave."
Jimmy looked into the dying fire. He took a draw and sucked it down, deep to the pit of his stomach. "I lied to ye," he said, whispering so the children wouldn't hear him. "I do miss her." He took a deep draw. "I even miss her being sick and being missing. I miss her being in trouble and blaming me and hitting the weans and bringing parties back to the house and passing blood. I miss her. I miss her all the time."
"She's not dead, Jimmy."
He shook his head at the floor and Maureen wondered if he'd heard her.
"I miss her," he said.
"Jimmy," said Maureen, "it wasn't Ann. She's not dead."
Jimmy shuddered and closed his careworn eyes tight. "I miss everything about her," he whispered.
Chapter 48
Siobhain's face was twenty feet high and she stared angrily down at them. She was standing too close to the camera, her face spilling over the edges of the frame. "I am Siobhain McCloud, of the clan McCloud." A self-conscious snigger rippled through the audience as the more insecure let their neighbors know they'd gotten the reference.
Siobhain stepped away from the camera. She was standing in her beige living room and all around her on the floor, on the big telly, on the sofa, on the windowsill, were her cutout pictures. There were pictures of babies in baths and dogs and food and models and readers' pictures and home baking and top tips and holiday resorts. She told the audience that she had kept the pictures that pleased her and liked to collect them in books. She held open her album and Liam's lighting brought the image to life. It was a picture of a horse-drawn wedding carriage with a grotesquely unattractive couple in full wedding regalia. The camera zoomed in on it. "This," said Siobhain, "is Sandra and John from Newcastle on their happy day"-she turned the page-"and here is my favorite picture of a crab."
Her delivery was strange and stilted. She was talking too loud and sounded simple. She showed the audience a picture of a plate of fish and explained about her people. They were Highland travelers. She described how they would dredge the rivers in the summer months, wading and looking through boxes, past the choppy surface to the still waters below, finding pearls and selling them in the cities. The camera turned to the painting above the fire and she told the story of her young brother, Murdo, and how he drowned in a shallow burn in the autumn and grief made her mother leave the land. She turned to a picture of an Italian holiday resort and pointed to the flag fluttering above a castellated battlement, explaining that according to the old church there were three types of martyrdom. Red was death, green was leading the life of a hermit in the woods and white martyrdom was exile, leaving the land and your people for the preservation of the faith. Her accent sounded thick and she didn't look pretty at all. Her face was fat and her chin dissolved into her chest, leaving her with a small Hitch-cockian chin. "I look very fat in this," she whispered indignantly to Maureen.
The other shorts had received a quiet ripple of applause but when the lights went up on Liam's film everyone applauded, some politely, some sincerely. A couple of attention seekers at the back cheered and whooped. The audience stood up and began to file out. Maureen tried to look around for Lynn but her neck brace was restricting.
"I looked very fat," said Siobhain, staring at the darkened screen.
"What did ye think?" Maureen asked Leslie.
"Went on a bit, didn't it?" said Cammy, as if he wasn't sitting in an art-house cinema wearing a Celtic Puffa jacket.
"Jesus Christ," said Kilty Goldfarb, shaking her half-eaten Cornetto at him in exasperation. "It was nine fucking minutes long. What are you? Brain damaged?"
"Still," said Cammy, uncomfortably, "I thought it did…" He looked away around the cinema, knowing he'd gotten it wrong.
"It went down well with the audience, anyway," said Leslie, covering for him.
Liam had been right about the three-month honeymoon. Maureen saw Leslie looking annoyed when Cammy said stupid things. She seemed to have changed her mind about having kids as well but she hadn't told Maureen why. Liam came in from the back, fighting his way through the flow of the crowd and stood next to Maureen, flushed and proud. "What d'ye think?"
"Brilliant," said Leslie.
"Fucking super," said Kilty.
"I looked fat," said Siobhain, annoyed, as if Liam had tricked her and used a special lens.
"I thought it went on a bit," said Cammy, assertive now that a man was there.
Liam blanked him. "I think it went quite well," he said, looking around. "Lynn was working late but she should have been here by now."
Leslie took Maureen's elbow and said that Cammy had his car and they were going to drop Siobhain and stop off at Jimmy's to bring Isa home – did she fancy coming and seeing the boys?
"Can't," said Maureen. "I've promised to meet someone."
Cammy could hardly contain his delight. "Brilliant, okay." He grinned. "See ye later, then."
Leslie and her entourage were swept away in the flow. Several members of the audience recognized Siobhain and stared at her as she made her way out, thinking her a very clever actress. Kilty watched them leave. "You were right about him, Mauri," she said. "That guy's a prize arse."
Maureen sighed with dismay. "What makes her stay with him?"
Liam shrugged. "Her family go for idiot men, though, don't they?"
Maureen nodded. "Aye, right enough."
"And here," he said, "is someone else who goes for idiot men."
Lynn had watched the film from the back and was shuffling sideways along a row to get to them. Maureen felt implicated in Liam's betrayal of her. She hadn't felt the same about Lynn since Martha. She was letting her down by not telling but she couldn't – it wasn't her business. She'd tried to trip Liam up by saying that Martha might be HIV positive, but he said he'd been careful. Lynn climbed over the last seat and called to Liam. "Your film made Siobhain look like a prick."
"No, it didn't," he said.
"Actually," said Kilty, "she looked like a bit of a nutter."
"It's the best film you've made so far," said Maureen.
"D'ye think so?" he said.