“Otherwise, I’m afraid the consensus will be, awr, that you’ve abandoned us. That you prefer your pet scientist-boffins. Maybe the Fifth Estate is where you belong.”
The implicit threat sounded serious. Lacey gathered up her tools and flowers, silently wishing she could avow what lay in the recess of her heart-that she would give it all away, the billions, the servants, if only such a switch were possible! If she could change her social caste the way Charles Darwin had, by choice, or through hard work.
But the same God-or chance-that had blessed her with beauty, wit, and wealth-then with long life-neglected other qualities. By just a little. Though Lacey loved science, she never could quite hack the math.
Oh, there was some mobility between classes. A scientist might patent a big breakthrough-it used to happen a lot, back in the Wild Twentieth. Sometimes a corrupt politician raked in enough graft to reach the First Estate. And each year, several entertainers coasted in-blithe as demigods-to dance in the cloudy frosting of society’s layer cake.
But few aristocrats went the other way. You might endow a giant observatory-everyone here fawned over Lacey, patiently explaining the instruments she had paid for-there were comets and far planets named after her. Still, when the astronomers spiraled into excited jargon, arguing about nature’s essence with joyful exuberance that seemed almost sacred… she felt like an orphan, face pressed against a shopwindow. Unable to enter but determined not to leave.
Jason never understood, nor did the boys. For decades, she kept the depth of her disloyalty secret, pretending the “astronomy thing” was only a rich woman’s eccentricity. That is, till her life was truly hers, again.
Or was it, even now? Other caste members-with whim-cathedrals of their own-grew suspicious that she was taking hers much too seriously. Peers who had spent the last few decades earning a reputation for ruthlessness-like the princess who regarded her right now, at long range, through a parrot’s eye.
“Forgive me, Lacey. You and Jason were mainstays in the fight for aristocratic privilege. As his father and mother had been. And yours. If not for them… awk… we’d have been stripped naked by now. Taxed down to nothing. Outstripped by nerd-billionaires.
“All the more reason why we need you, Lacey! There is a point of decision coming, awk, that goes beyond just the well-being of our class. Survival of the species may be at stake.”
“You’re talking about Tenskwatawa. The prophet.” She uttered the word with little effort to hide distaste. “Has it come to that?”
The parrot rocked. It paced for a few seconds, looking around the Andean mountaintop and fluffing stumpy, useless wings. Clearly, the mouthpiece-bird didn’t like such thin, cold air.
“Awr… Chee hoo chee, chee wy chee… chee put chee, wy put chee, see chee… go-r-go-r-go-r… in harm’s way… RAK!”
Lacey blinked. For a few seconds, the voice had seemed nothing like Helena’s.
“I… beg your pardon?”
The bird shook its head and sneezed. Then it resumed in a higher pitch and the Swiss-German accent.
“… wasn’t it always coming to this, Lacey? We’ve lived in denial for a dozen, crazed generations. Awk. Dazzled by shiny toys and bright promises, we concerned ourselves with money, with commerce, investments, and status, while the bourgeois and boffins decided all the really important matters.
“But every other human civilization knew about this danger, Lacey, and dealt with it in the same way. Awk. By trusting those who were born to lead!
“It’s time to accept that all those other tribes and nations-our ancestors-had it awr awr awr right.”
The parrot was starting to look bleak. Its brain, used as an organic coding device, made this conversation safe from eavesdroppers who might tap the satellite relay. But at a cost. Even the beautiful plumage-that bright Norwegian blue-seemed to grow duller by the second.
Lacey met the creature’s baleful eye. A stunning, blond princess stood at the other end of this linkup, gazing outward through that eye, no doubt wondering why a fellow multi-trillionaire would take eccentricity so far, choosing to build an epic-scale ego monument amid frigid peaks, where no one but specialists would ever see it.
“All right,” Lacey sighed. “I’ll attend.”
“Good!” the bird murmured, after the usual pause, this time without any strange words.
“We’ll be in touch with pickup instructions. Carolina rendezvous point, in two days.
“By the way, wasn’t Hacker supposed to be launching about now? My aissistant tells me he’s scheduled a landing celebration at a Havana casino. Please tell that handsome lout-”
Lacey cursed. “Oh, crud! I promised I’d tune in and watch! Sorry, Helena. I’ve got to go.”
A few seconds later, delayed by lightspeed and bioelectronics, the bird replied with the voice of a woman standing on another mountaintop, halfway around the world.
“That’s all right, dear. We’ll be in touch.”
The bird followed Lacey with its tired gaze as she hurried up the steps of a shiny new observatory dome, the size of Saint Peter’s, still festooned with dedication ribbons, containing the Lacey Donaldson-Sander Farseeker Telescope.
Her cathedral.
Then, with a soft croak of surprise and despair, the parrot keeled over, smoke curling from both nostrils.
Hello and welcome to your new-temporary home beneath the great roof of the Detroit-Pontiac Silverdome! I’m Slawek Kisiel. I am fourteen years old and a deepee-displaced person-just like you. I’ll be your virt-guide today.
Under the Michigan Resettlement Act, you and your family may live here for up to six months while you homestead and restore an abandoned house in one of the renewal neighborhoods. Whether you come from the EuroFreezone, or you’re fleeing the Big Kudzu, or you just need some more time to get over Awfulday, we’re happy to help.
As I said, I’m just another deepee trying to learn better Midwest Amer-English. So when we meet in person, for the reality part of our tour, don’t expect me to talk like this avatar does, in your native tongue! Speak slow, so my earwair can keep up. And come with your own listenplugs turned on.
Oh, while we’re on the subject of wair, we can only provide one free pair of Vuzix spectacles per family, and just five square meters of pixelated cloth to make teevees and touchvees out of. Budgets are tight. So share.
There are raki things to do here at Silverdome! From sports and gamersim and skill classes to outsource jobbery and behavmod. From dome-diving to our famous indoor zeppelin league! We’ll get to all that in a min.
But first some boring-needful stuff. Rules. Starting with BigOnes.
NO WEAPONS, QUASI-WEAPONS OR CHEM-TECH
Molecumacs or venterfabs must be inspected
NO UNAPPROVED DRUGS OR MOD-SUBSTANCES
have ’em checked out at the clinic; (we have good sniffers!)
USE PROPER SANITATION
no balcony dumping! (that means YOU mezzanine-dwellers)
PRIVACY IS AN EARNED PRIVILEGE
CHILDREN ATTEND SCHOOL
ESSORS MUST GET HELP
EVERYONE WORKS
NO “MEDITATION” BETWEEN 0900 AND 1800 HOURS
There are many more and you better study them. Like banned organizations.