Hector's sense of grievance went deeper, partly because he felt he had a personal stake in the Welfare Lane murder, and partly because he could not altogether grasp what they were meant to be doing on the Alderman Woodhouse Recreation Ground.
'We're looking for a stone or a bit of hard wood, something that, if you fell and hit your head on it, would break the skin and leave a dent,' said Seymour patiently. He had bright red hair and an underlying Celtic volatility of temper which he knew might prove a hindrance to advancement if he did not keep it firmly underlaid.
'Couldn't this old fellow just've banged his head on the ground when he fell?' objected Hector.
'The ground was soft, it had been raining,' said Seymour, stamping his foot into the muddy grass which the November sun's puny heat had not begun to dry. ‘It’s going to be a hell of a job finding something like that, just the two of us,' grumbled Hector, looking glumly out across the broad open space which included three football pitches and a children's play area.
'Not finding it's the important thing,' said Seymour smartly. And this is where he lost Hector, to whom the easiest way of not finding something seemed to be not to look for it very hard.
Convinced at last that looking was essential, he said, 'Wouldn't it be better if we had some idea of where to look before we started?'
He was right, of course, for Seymour had made the error of driving directly to the Recreation Ground instead of diverting first to talk with the man who'd discovered Mr Parrinder. He regarded Hector with new eyes, and made the discovery that being not quite so stupid as he looked increased rather than diluted the fellow's unlikability. At least before he had been reliable.
'You start looking,' he said. 'If you find anything, bag it and mark the spot. I'll go and talk to the fellow who found him.'
The witness was called Donald Cox. He turned out to be a small, voluble, middle-aged man with worried eyes and a rather insinuating manner who lived with his wife, four children and a Great Dane in a basic semi about half a mile from the Alderman Woodhouse Recreation Ground. Or perhaps, thought Seymour, it would be more accurate to say that the Great Dane occupied the house and the Cox family fitted round it as best they could.
'He needs his exercise, don't you, Hammy?' said Cox proudly. 'Only reason I was out. He'd missed his afternoon walk, I usually take him morning, afternoon and evening, three times a day, well, I've got the time now, haven't I, since they closed the works and put us all on the dole. I wish I could claim for Hammy here, you'd think they'd make an allowance, wouldn't you, he's like one of the family, and it was very nasty all afternoon so I thought, I'll just wait till later, it might fair up, but it just got worse and worse. Not a night to put a dog out in, they say, but this dog's got to go whatever the weather, if a day goes by without he's put at least five miles on the clock, there's no peace. He'll run up and down the stairs till three in the morning if that's the only way he can get his exercise, won't you, Hammy? Round and round the recreation ground he goes, round and round, by Christ I wish I had his energy. Don't worry, lad! He's got a lovely nature!'
It was Hammy's lovely nature, in fact, which was bothering Seymour as the dog attempted to demonstrate its affection by scrambling on his lap.
'If you could just show me where you found Mr Parrinder,' he said, trying in vain to rise.
'Pleasure. Hammy'd love a run out, wouldn't you, boy? You've brought your car, have you? Well, he likes a ride too, though you'll have to have your windows open, can't bear to be shut in a confined space.'
It was a chilly and chilling return journey to the recreation ground. The dog occupied the whole of the back seat with its head protruding from one window and its tail wagging out of the other. An amiable fog-horn bark into the ear of an overtaking motorcyclist nearly caused an accident.
'It's the white helmet,' said Cox complacently. 'He thinks it's a bone.'
Between the barking and the apologetic waves at the other road-users, Seymour managed a few questions. No, there'd definitely been no one else in sight on the recreation ground. Only idiots and Great Dane owners were out on such a night. Mind you, it had been very dark. In fact, Cox would likely not have seen the prostrate man if it hadn't been for Hammy finding him. No, the man hadn't been calling out, looked too far gone for that, poor sod. But yes, he had said something, just as Cox arrived to see what it was Hammy was looking at.
'And what did he say?' inquired Seymour.
'I'm not sure. It sounded like, mebbe, Polly,' said Cox. 'That's the nearest I can get to it. Polly. And seemed to sort of laugh, though what there was for him to be laughing at, I don't know. Delirious, I should think. But he certainly seemed to be dying happy, so you can't knock it, can you?'
'Did you touch him at all?'
'I tried to lift him up, but I could see he was unconscious and his leg was sprawled out underneath him at a funny sort of angle, and I guessed he'd broken something. So I thought it best to go for help. What's all this about, but? I thought the poor old devil had just had a fall and hurt himself. It was treacherous, the surface, what with the sleet and everything. I nearly went over a couple of times myself and Hammy's legs were going all ways!'
'Oh, it's just routine,' said Seymour.
The entrance to the recreation ground was just a wide gap in the wire-netting fence flanked with a small forest of bye-laws ranging from Official Vehicles Only to All Dogs Must Be Kept On Leash. Parking by the latter sign, and noting that either Cox couldn't read or didn't count Hammy as a dog, Seymour went in and looked for Hector. A schoolboy football match had started on one of the pitches and Seymour saw with mingled amusement and exasperation that Hector's search pattern, which consisted of walking in a straight line across the whole breadth of the recreation ground, was at the moment taking him along the touch line, much to the annoyance of the proudly spectating dads. From time to time Hector bent down to pick up a stone or other substantial piece of debris which he put in a plastic sack. He then marked the spot by digging a hole with his heel. Presumably this next traverse would take him on to the pitch itself. It was a confrontation almost worth waiting for, but when Cox pointed confidently towards one of the other pitches not in use, Seymour, for the sake of the reputation of the Force rather than on humanitarian grounds, waved his arm and shouted till he caught the lanky constable's attention and beckoned him to join them.
'You're certain this is where he was lying?' he asked Cox, who was now indicating a specific square yard of ground indistinguishable from any other.
'The very spot,' said Cox with complete conviction. 'Look, I walked round from the entrance and I got as far as that goalpost there, and I leaned up against it and tried to light a fag, but it wasn't any use in that wind. Then I saw Hammy galloping towards me and suddenly he stopped and started getting interested in this sort of bundle on the ground, so I went to have a look.'
Examination of the goalpost revealed half a dozen confirmatory matchsticks at its base.
'All right,' said Seymour. 'Let's take a look.'
He turned to address his invitation to Hector and was delighted to see that Hammy, having at last found a human he could really look up to, was standing with his forelegs on Hector's shoulders so that he could lick his new friend's terrified face. Hector retreated, Hammy advanced, the pair spun round together in a parody of a waltz, till finally the constable's legs slid away from under him and he crashed heavily to the ground.