Tom showed up while we were looking at the mess. "Pixies everywhere," he observed. "I'll call the Commercial Press."
"Don't bother," I said bitterly. "We can't pay for another run." But he went in anyhow. The kids who were to do the distributing started to show up; we paid them and sent them home. Tom came out. "Too late," he announced. "We would have to start from scratch - no time and too expensive."
I nodded and went in the house. I had a call to make myself. "Hello," I snapped, "is this Miss Nelson, the Independent Candidate?"
"This is Frances Nelson. Is this Jack Ross?"
"Yes. You were expecting me to call, I see."
"No, I knew your sweet voice. To what do I owe the honor?"
"I'd like to show you how well your boys have been campaigning.
"Just a moment - I've an appointment at ten; I can spare the time until then. What do you mean; how my boys have been campaigning?"
"You'll find out." I hung up.
I refused to talk until she had seen the sabotage. She stared. "It's a filthy, nasty trick, Jack - but why show it to me?"
"Who else?"
"But - Look, Jack, I don't know who did this, but it has nothing to do with me." She looked around at us. "You've got to believe me!" Suddenly she looked relieved. "I know! It wasn't me, so it must have been McNye."
Tom grunted. I said gently, "Look, darling, McNye is nobody. He's a seventeenth - rater who files to get his name in print. He wouldn't use sabotage because he's not out to win. It has to be you - wait! - not you personally, but the machine. This is what you get into when you accept the backing of wrong 'uns."
"But you're wrong! You're wrong! I'm not backed by the machine."
"So? Who runs your campaign? Who pays your bills?"
She shook her head. "A committee takes care of those things. My job is to show up at meetings and speak."
"Where did the committee come from? Did the stork bring it?"
"Don't be ridiculous. It's the Third District Homeowners' League. They endorsed me and set up a campaign committee for me."
I'm no judge of character, but she was telling the truth, as she saw it. "Ever hear of a dummy organization, kid? Your only connection with this Home - Owners' League is Sam Jorgens ... isn't it?"
"Why, no - that is - Yes, I suppose so."
"And I told you Jorgens was a tame dog for Boss Tully."
"Yes, but I checked on that, Jack. Uncle Sam explained the whole thing. Tully used to support him, but they broke because Uncle Sam wouldn't take the machine's orders. It's not his fault that the machine used to back him."
"And you believed him."
"No, I made him prove it. You said to check with the newspapers - Uncle Sam had me talk with the editor of the Herald." Tom snorted.
"He means," I told her, "that the Herald is part of the machine. I meant talk to reporters. Most of them are honest and all of them know the score. But I can't see how you could be so green. I know you've been away, but didn't you read the papers before the War?"
It developed that, what with school and the War, she hadn't been around town much since she was fifteen. Mrs. Holmes broke in, "Why, she's not eligible, Jack! She doesn't have the residence requirements."
I shook my head. "As a lawyer, I assure you she does. Those things don't break residence - particularly as she enlisted here. How about making us all some coffee, Mrs. Holmes?"
Mrs. Holmes bristled; I could see that she did not want to fraternize with the enemy, but I took her arm and led her into the house, whispering as I went. "Don't be hard on the kid, Molly. You and I made mistakes while we were learning the ropes. Remember Smythe?"
Smythe was as fine a stuffed shirt as ever took a bribe - we had given him our hearts' blood. Mrs. Holmes looked sheepish and relaxed. We chatted about the heat and presidential possibilities, then Frances said, "I'm conceding nothing, Jack - but I'm going to pay for those papers."
"Skip it," I said. "I'd rather bang Tully's heads together. But see here - you've got an hour yet; I want to show you something."
"Want me along, Jack?" Tom suggested, looking at Frances.
"If you like. Thanks for the coffee, Mrs. Holmes - I'll be back to clean up the mess." We drove to Dr. Potter's office and got the photostats we had on Jorgens out of his safe. We didn't say anything; I just arranged the exhibits in logical order. Frances didn't talk either, but her face got whiter and whiter. At last she said, "Will you take me home now, Mr. Ross?"
We bumped along for the next three weeks, chasing votes all day, licking stamps and stenciling auto bumper signs late at night and never getting enough sleep. Presently we noticed a curious fact - McNye was coming up. First it was billboards and throwaways, next was publicity - and then we began to get reports from the field of precinct work for McNye.
We couldn't have been more puzzled if the Republican Party had nominated Norman Thomas. We made another spot check. Mrs. Holmes and Dr. Potter and I went over the results. Ross and Nelson, neck and neck - a loss for Nelson; McNye a strong third and coming up fast. "What do you think, Mrs. Holmes?"
"The same you do. Tully has dumped Nelson and bought up McNye."
Potter agreed. "It'll be you and McNye in the runoff. Nelson is coasting on early support from the machine. She'll fizzle."
Tom had come in while we were talking. "I'm not sure," he said. "Tully needs a win in the primary, or, if that fails, a run - off between the girl and McNye. We've got an organization, she hasn't."
"Tully can't count on me running third. In fact, I'll beat out Frances for second place at the very worst."
Tom looked quizzical. "Seen tonight's Herald, Jack?"
"No. Have they discovered I'm a secret drinker?"
"Worse than that." He chucked us the paper.
"CLAIM ROSS INELIGIBLE COUNCILMANIC RACE" it read; there was a 3 - col cut of my trailer, with me in the door. The story pointed out that a city father must have lived two years in the city and six months in his district. The trailer camp was outside the city limits.
Dr. Potter looked worried. "Can they disqualify you, Jack?"
"They won't take it to court," I told him. "I'm legal as baseball. Residence isn't geographical location; it's a matter of intent - your home is where you intend to return when you're away. I'm registered at the flat I had before the War, but I turned it over to my partner when I went to Washington. My junk is still in it, but he's got a wife and twins. Hence the trailer, a temporary exigency of no legal effect."
"Hmmm ... how about the political effect?"
"That's another matter."
"You betcha it is," agreed Tom. "How about it, Mrs. Holmes?"
She looked worried. "Tom is right. It's tailor - made for a word - of - mouth campaign combined with unfavorable publicity. Why vote for a man who doesn't even live in your district? - that sort of thing."
I nodded. "Well, it's too late to back out, but, let's face it, folks - We've wasted our nickel."
For once they did not argue. Instead Potter said, "What sort of person is Miss Nelson? Could we possibly back her in the finals?"
"She's a good kid," I assured him. "She got taken in and hated to admit it, but she's better than McNye."
"I'll say she is," agreed Tom.
"She's a lady," stated Mrs. Holmes.
"But," I objected, "we can't elect her in the finals. We can't pin anything on McNye and she's too green to stand up to what the machine can do to her in a long campaign. Tully knows what he's doing."
"I'm afraid you're right," Potter agreed. "Jack," said Tom, "I take it you think we're licked now.
"Ask Mrs. Holmes."
Mrs. Holmes said, "I hate to say so, and I'm not quitting, but it would take a miracle to put Jack on the final ballot."
"Okay," said Tom, "let's quit being boy scouts and have some fun the rest of the campaign. I don't like the way Boss Tully campaigns. We've played fair; what we've gotten in return is shenanigans."