It was many hours before the Leader was convinced that Lans could not be budged. He should have known - the surgeon had learned fortitude at his mother's breast.
"What is your fee?"
"A passport for myself and my family."
"Good riddance!"
"My personal fortune restored to me - "
"Very well."
" - to be paid in gold before I operate!"
The Leader started to object automatically, then checked himself. Let the presumptuous fool think so! It could be corrected after the operation.
"And the operation to take place in a hospital on foreign soil."
"Preposterous!"
"I must insist."
"You do not trust me?"
Lans stared straight back into his eyes without replying. The Leader struck him, hard, across the mouth. The surgeon made no effort to avoid the blow, but took it, with no change of expression....
"You are willing to go through with it, Samuel?" The younger man looked at Doctor Lans without fear as he answered,
"Certainly, Doctor."
"I can not guarantee that you will recover. The Leader's pituitary gland is diseased; your younger body may or may not be able to stand up under it - that is the chance you take."
"I know it - but I am out of the concentration camp!"
"Yes. Yes, that is true. And if you do recover, you are free. And I will attend you myself, until you are well enough to travel."
Samuel smiled. "It will be a positive joy to be sick in a country where there are no concentration camps!"
"Very well, then. Let us commence."
They returned to the silent, nervous group at the other end of the room. Grimly, the money was counted out, every penny that the famous surgeon had laid claim to before the Leader had decided that men of his religion had no need for money. Lans placed half of the gold in a money belt and strapped it around his waist. His wife concealed the other half somewhere about her ample person.
It was an hour and twenty minutes later that Lans put down the last instrument, nodded to the surgeons assisting him, and commenced to strip off operating gloves. He took one last look at his two patients before he left the room. They were anonymous under the sterile gowns and dressings. Had he not known, he could not have told dictator from oppressed. Come to think about it, with the exchange of those two tiny glands there was something of the dictator in his victim, and something of the victim in the dictator.
Doctor Lans returned to the hospital later in the day, after seeing his wife and daughter settled in a first class hotel. It was an extravagance, in view of his uncertain prospects as a refugee, but they had enjoyed no luxuries for years back there - he did not think of it as his home country - and it was justified this once.
He enquired at the office of the hospital for his second patient. The clerk looked puzzled. "But he is not here."
"Not here?"
"Why, no. He was moved at the same time as His Excellency - back to your country."
Lans did not argue. The trick was obvious; it was too late to do anything for poor Samuel. He thanked his God that he had had the foresight to place himself and his family beyond the reach of such brutal injustice before operating. He thanked the clerk and left.
The Leader recovered consciousness at last. His brain was confused - then he recalled the events before he had gone to sleep. The operation! - it must be over! And he was alive! He had never admitted to anyone how terribly frightened he had been at the prospect. But he had lived - he had lived!
He groped around for the bell cord, and, failing to find it, gradually forced his eyes to focus on the room. What outrageous nonsense was this? This was no sort of a room for the Leader to convalesce in. He took in the dirty white - washed ceiling, and the bare wooden floor with distaste. And the bed! It was no more than a cot!
He shouted. Someone came in, a man wearing the uniform of a trooper in his favorite corps. He started to give him the tongue - lashing of his life, before having him arrested. But he was cut short.
"Cut out that racket, you unholy pig!"
At first he was too astounded to answer, then he shrieked, "Stand at attention when you address your Leader! Salute!"
The man looked dumbfounded, then guffawed. "Like this, maybe?" He stepped to the side of the cot, struck a pose with his right arm raised in salute. He carried a rubber truncheon in it. "Hail to the Leader!" he shouted, and brought his arm down smartly. The truncheon crashed into the Leader's cheekbone. Another trooper came in to see what the noise was while the first was still laughing at his witticism. "What's up, Jon? Say, you'd better not handle that monkey too rough - he's still carried on the hospital list." He glanced casually at the Leader's bloody face. "Him? Didn't you know?" He pulled him to one side and whispered.
The second's eyes widened; he grinned. "So? They don't want him to get well, eh? Well, I could use some exercise this morning - "
"Let's get Fats," the other suggested. "He always has such amusing ideas."
"Good idea." He stepped to the door, and bellowed, "Hey, Fats!"
They didn't really start in on him until Fats was there to help.
FOREWORD
LiFE - LINE, MISFIT, LET THERE BE LIGHT, ELSE WHEN, PIED PIPER, IF THiS GOES ON - , REQUIEM, THE ROADS MUST ROLL, COVENTRY, BLOWUPS HAPPEN - for eleven months, mid March 1939 through mid February 1940, I wrote every day.. and that ended my bondage; BLOWUPS HAPPEN paid off the last of that pesky mortgage - eight years ahead of time.
BLOWUPS HAPPEN was the first of my stories to be published in hard covers, in Groff Conklin's first anthology, THE BEST OF SCIENCE FICTION, 1946. In the meantime there had been World War II, Hiroshima, The Smyth Report - so I went over my 1940 manuscript most carefully, correcting some figures I had merely guessed at in early 1940.
This week I have compared the two versions, 1940 and 1946, word by word - there isn't a dime's worth of difference between them... and I now see, as a result of the enormous increase in the art in 33 years, more errors in the '46 version than I spotted in the '40 version when I checked it in '46.
I do not intend ever again to try to update a story to make it fit new art. Such updating can't save a poor story and isn't necessary for a good story. All of H. G. Wells' SF stories are hopelessly dated... and they remain the best, the most gripping science fiction stories to be found anywhere. My BEYOND THIS HORIZON (1941) states that H. sapiens has forty - eight chromosomes, a "fact" that "everybody knew" in 1941. Now "everybody knows" that the "correct" number is forty - six. I shan't change it.
The version of BLOWUPS HAPPEN here following is exactly, word for word, the way it was first written in February 1940.
Blowups Happen
"PUT down that wrench!"
The man addressed turned slowly around and faced the speaker. His expression was hidden by a grotesque helmet, part of a heavy, lead - and - cadmium armor which shielded his entire body, but the tone of voice in which he answered showed nervous exasperation.
"What the hell's eating on you, doc?" He made no move to replace the tool in question.
They faced each other like two helmeted, arrayed fencers, watching for an opening. The first speaker's voice came from behind his mask a shade higher in key and more peremptory in tone. "You heard me, Harper. Put down that wrench at once, and come away from that 'trigger'. Erickson!"
A third armored figure came from the far end of the control room. "What 'cha want, doe?"
"Harper is relieved from watch. You take over as engineer - of - the - watch. Send for the standby engineer."
"Very well." His voice and manner were phlegmatic, as he accepted the situation without comment. The atomic engineer whom he had just relieved glanced from one to the other, then carefully replaced the wrench in its rack.