12
Morley Dotes is the kind of guy nightmares are made of if you have a daughter. He's so damned handsome it's painful, in an olive, slim, dark-elven fashion. Anything he throws on makes him look like he spent all last week at a tailor's. He can deck himself out in white and prance through a coalyard without getting a spot on himself. I've never seen him sweat. Females of numerous species stop thinking while he's around.
For all his faults he's a good friend. Albeit a friend of the sort who would give you a talking parrot as a gift—and do it in a way that would tie you in knots of obligation that keep you from disposing of said gift in any sensible fashion. Sort of the way an old hag witch might put a curse on you that you can shed only when some other fool volunteers to take it upon himself.
No doubt Morley chuckles himself to sleep every night thinking about me and the Goddamn Parrot.
I said, "Looks like the new scam has the marks rolling in."
"It was the right move at the right time, Garrett. Took a while to convince the neighbors that they would benefit, though."
I could imagine. The area had been known as the Safety Zone till recently. It was neutral ground where gentlemen of unsavory enterprise who were business rivals or outright enemies could sit down with some expectation of personal safety. The Joy House had been the heart of the Zone. Morley made the Zone work and therefore profitable for the whole area.
A shift in market focus certainly would disconcert the neighbors.
"Rich people have the same requirements and vices as poor people," Morley observed. Lamplight sparkled off the points of his unnaturally white teeth. "But they have more money to pay for them. That convinced everyone."
That and, I didn't doubt, the marketing strategems of Sarge and Puddle and their compatriots.
"Uhm. Crask and Sadler."
"Block do any guessing about who brought them in?"
"Nope. I thought Belinda should know they'd been seen." Morley has better contacts in the Outfit.
"If she doesn't know, she'll be grateful for the warning."
I said, "I'd like to break the news personally."
Morley gave me a double dose of the fish-eye. "You sure that would be smart?"
"She used me up and left. No hard feelings from me."
"From you. Belinda Contague is a strange woman, Garrett. Might not be healthy to get within stabbing distance of her."
"We understand each other. But it'll be easier for both of us if I have you contact her."
"I'll pass it on this time, you bullshitter. But you need to find somebody else to run your love notes. I'm out of that life."
Who was bullshitting who? But I didn't ask. Let the man think he can kid a kidder. If he did. It could be a useful lever later.
"What have you been into lately?" Dotes asked. "We haven't had a chance to just sit and talk and find cures for the ills of the world." His notions for the latter involve either forcing everyone to turn vegetarian or necessitate wholesale slaughters. Or both.
I told him about my adventures among the gods. And goddesses. "I thought about getting you together with Magodor. She was your type."
"Uhm?" He looked speculative.
"She had four arms, snakes for hair, green lips, teeth like a cobra. But she was to kill for otherwise."
"Oh, yes. I've dreamed about her for years."
"Elves don't dream."
He shrugged. "What about now?"
"Now?"
"You didn't visit Block to tip a few beers and reminisce about old murders you solved together."
"Sure I did."
"I know you, Garrett. You have a case."
"It isn't really a case. I've got the deal with the brewery. Somebody threatened the old man. Maybe." I sketched the situation.
"You have yourself a situation fraught with peril, Garrett." He smirked.
"Potential violence. Weider won't stand for it. And if The Call tries moving into the rackets—"
"The Call probably wouldn't. But several fringe groups are trying. They don't attract people with money. We'll see some excitement there. I can hear Belinda sharpening her knives. You going inside?"
"Inside?"
"Into the movement. As a spy. You wouldn't have any trouble. You're ethnically pure. You're a war hero." Morley is a war hero himself, in his own mind. He stayed behind and did yeoman service comforting many a soldier's frightened wife. "You're healthy enough to stand on your hind legs. You're unemployed. Makes you the perfect recruit."
"Except for I don't buy the doctrine."
Morley smiled his sharp-toothed finest. "You better not be seen here if you're going inside. You shouldn't even be around the Dead Man."
"Oh." I didn't swear any oaths with Relway, did I? No thumb-cutting and blood-mixing. Obvious as it was I hadn't thought about the fact that infiltrating the rightsists meant my own lifestyle would have to reflect rightsist prejudice.
Adopting a false identity would be too iffy. Too many veterans knew me. One thing you do when you're single and don't work is hang out with people like yourself. I prefer the company of women but there are rare occasions on an almost daily basis when no woman prefers mine. Hard as that is to believe.
"It won't go that far." I hoped. "I'm going to the brewery to poke around. If Ty is trying to scam Pop's cash prematurely, I'll scare him off. If he's playing straight, I'll still get an idea of the real problem. I can't believe any of our racist lunatics have balls big enough to go after Weider."
"You have true believers involved, Garrett. You ought to know reality doesn't faze those people. They're right. That's their armor. That's all they need." Morley sat up straight. He wanted to move on to something else. "Be careful out there, Garrett."
"I'm always careful."
"No, you're not. You're lucky. And luck is a woman. Be careful. You learned from the best. Take my lessons to heart."
"Right." I chuckled. Morley doesn't lack for self-image.
"Tell Puddle to come up. I need him to run a message."
"I don't think he'll do much running." I did as Dotes asked, though.
Morley never said a word about the Goddamn Parrot. Never asked a question. Never even looked at the bird. Never smirked or rubbed it in.
Morley was playing with me again.
I ought to slice the little buzzard into thin strips and slip them to him buried in one of his strange, overly spiced vegetarian platters.
13
I watched Puddle strain his way upstairs. "That man needs to eat more of what he serves," I told Sarge, who isn't a single pound lighter.
"Fugginay. We're all puttin' on da pounds, Garrett," Sarge muttered, polishing a mug. Though they're all thugs, Morley's guys pretend to be waiters and cooks. "Ya tink about it hard when ya ain't eatin' but den ya wander inta a place where dey got da good beer and da great food, ya go bugfuck and don't tink what ya done till ya done et half a cow."
"I know what you mean." Dean was too good a cook.
Couldn't be the beer. Beer is good for you.
"Fugginay. Hey, I got work to do, Garrett."
"Yeah. Later."
"You be careful out dere, pal. Da world's goin' crazy."
That was the nicest thing Sarge ever said to me. I hit the street wondering why.
A bird's wing brushed the back of my head. Again.
My live-in clown was restless. He didn't speak, though. Luckily. Had the Dead Man not been controlling him, he would have screeched about me abusing infants. Or something. There was an unnatural rapport between the Loghyr and the bird. The Dead Man could touch his mind from miles away. Me he can barely reach in the street outside the house.
It's bad enough to have the Dead Man after me constantly at home. Having him use Mr. Big to keep tabs everywhere else had gotten old two minutes after he found out he could do it.