I put on the radio on WFAN, listening to Mike and the Mad Dog talking about the Jets’ playoff chances. A tractor trailer ahead of me moved into my lane, cutting me off.
“Motherfucker!” I yelled, braking hard. The business card shifted on the dashboard, almost falling down the heating grate.
“Jesus,” I said.
I took the card off the dashboard and put it away in my wallet for safekeeping.
Three
I lived in a one-room walkup on Sixty-fourth Street between First and York. Frank, my boss at work, had fixed me up with a friend of his, a Greek guy named Costas, who owned some buildings in the neighborhood. There was no super in the building so Costas cut a deal with me—he gave me a break on the rent for taking care of the building. Nothing too fancy—I had to take out the garbage, fix leaky sinks, put down glue traps and roach baits. Sometimes it was a big pain in the ass but the rent was so cheap—four-eighty a month in a neighborhood where studios went for twelve hundred easy—it was worth it.
The only problem was the apartment was built for a midget—two hundred and fifty square feet and when they said “square feet” they meant it. It was like I was living in a jail cell, with a little kitchenette in one corner, a door to a small bathroom in another, and a pull-out couch in the corner to the left of where you walked in. The place was always a mess—covered with dirty laundry, newspaper, junk mail and other garbage. Dishes were piled up in the sink and I couldn’t remember the last time I’d washed a piece of silverware. I tried to keep it clean, but in a place so small it was impossible. I couldn’t decorate for shit so I didn’t even try. I didn’t know what to do with one wall so I banged some nails into it and hung up some old baseball caps. On another wall was a big poster of DeNiro in Raging Bull. Next to the poster was my latest eight-by-ten head shot—smiling, with the collar of my leather jacket flipped up like Travolta in Grease. There was never anything to eat in the fridge and I didn’t know how to cook anyway. I either ate my meals at the bar or ordered in.
The apartment might have been small, but it was a palace compared to some of the other places I’d lived. When I first moved to the city, after I left college, I had a job working in the kitchen at a Chinese restaurant on the Lower East Side. I was living in a small, run-down apartment above the restaurant with four Chinese guys. I slept on a mat on the floor and I woke up one night and there was a family of rats crawling on me. My other apartments weren’t much better—roach-infested shitholes without heat or hot water that probably should have been condemned by the Board of Health. When I was younger, where I lived never seemed to matter because I always knew it was temporary, that I’d eventually make it as an actor and then look back at my time when I was struggling as “the good old days.” I’d be interviewed on Access Hollywood or Entertainment Tonight and tell my rat story and everyone would laugh, like it was all a big joke. But, lately, I’d been getting tired of struggling. I wanted to live in a nice apartment and have money in the bank and I wanted it to happen soon.
I took off all my clothes, letting them drop onto the floor. I was famished, but I remembered that I was almost broke. I still had three dollars and some change left over from my toll-and-gas money. In the pockets of my coats and pants I found some more change, including a crumpled dollar, and I found sixty-eight cents under the couch cushions. Out of places to look, I counted all the money I’d found—five dollars and sixteen cents. It wasn’t even enough to order a hero from Pizza Park on First Avenue, unless I wanted to stiff the kid on the tip.
I thought about taking a walk around the corner, buying a couple of slices and a Coke and calling it dinner, but I decided it wasn’t worth freezing my ass off. Instead, I figured I’d just hold out a couple of hours until I went to work.
Sitting in front of the TV, flipping channels without paying attention to what was on, I decided I had to be crazy to even take Pete’s business card home with me. How could I come up with ten grand when I couldn’t even scrounge up enough money to order a pizza? Besides, I was an actor. Acting had been my dream since I was a kid. My mother and father were rough on me a lot, so I spent hours in my room alone with the door locked, looking at myself in the mirror, repeating the lines I’d heard on TV and in the movies over and over again. When I grew up, I wanted to be just like DeNiro in Taxi Driver or Pacino in Scarface. In high school, I had lead roles in all the productions and my drama teacher, Mrs. Warren, told me I had “can’t-miss talent.” I couldn’t quit now, just because things weren’t going my way. I had an audition tomorrow afternoon for a part in a dog food commercial. After I got that role, I’d land a part in a soap and then the movie people would start calling. Maybe it would take a little longer to get to Hollywood than I’d thought, but I’d get there eventually. I knew I had too much talent to go unnoticed forever.
I put on my usual work outfit—faded jeans, a tight black crew-neck T-shirt, my chain with a little gold barbell that I’d had since high school, and black motorcycle boots. Wearing my long black leather coat unbuttoned, I left my apartment.
O’Reilley’s was only a couple of blocks away on First Avenue between Sixty-fifth and Sixty-sixth. When I arrived, a few regulars were sitting at the bar by themselves. Like a lot of bars in Manhattan, O’Reilley’s had its “day crowd” and its “night crowd.” The day crowd was old men, construction workers, electricians, carpenters, and plain drunks. They came to drink hard liquor and to get away from their wives and bosses. Late in the afternoon, toward five, the day crowd started thinning out, and then the younger happy-hour crowd arrived. O’Reilley’s wasn’t a big-time happy-hour bar—we got about twenty people on a typical night—so I didn’t do much proofing at the door until the night crowd arrived, usually around eight or nine. Until then, I sometimes helped out at the bar, or I hung around doing nothing. I had to admit that, even though being a bouncer wasn’t the most exciting job in the world, at least it was easy. It beat the hell out of washing dishes and waiting tables and driving cabs and all the other shit jobs I’d had. Basically, all I had to do was sit on a bar stool and look tough. Once in a while, on Friday and Saturday nights, a guy would drink a few beers and turn into a big shot. Usually, it would be two guys fighting each other and I’d go in and break it up. A couple of times drunk guys took swings at me and I had to get a little rough, but I hated when that happened. I wasn’t one of those asshole bouncers who lived for the days I had to hit people. If two guys wanted to go at it I always let them go, as long as it wasn’t inside the bar.
One of the perks of being a bouncer at a bar on the Upper East Side was that I met a lot of good-looking women. Girls were always coming up to me at the door, starting conversations. The underage ones were just trying to kiss up to me so I’d let them into the bar, and other ones were just trying to scam free drinks. But a lot of them really liked me too, giving me their phone numbers without me even asking. I went out with a lot of the girls I met at work, and had sex with some of them, but I’d never had a relationship that lasted for more than a month.
I was hoping Frank, my boss, was around so I could hit him up for an advance on my salary. Sometimes Frank bartended for the day crowd but his son, Gary, was working the bar.