"Just what I said, Daddy. We're on a strange planet! Let's explore!"
"Slow down, honey. As for another planet- Well, there isn't any rule saying we have to know where we are when we don't. The problem is to cope."
Barbara said, "Karen, I don't see how this can be anything but Earth."
"Why? Spoilsport."
"Well-" Barbara chucked a pebble at a tree. "That's a eucalyptus, and an acacia beyond it. Not at all like Mountain Springs but a normal grouping of tropical and subtropical flora. Unless your 'new planet' evolved plants just like Earth, this has to be Earth."
"Spoilsport," Karen repeated. "Why shouldn't plants evolve the same way on another planet?"
"Well, that would be as remarkable as finding the same-"
"Hubert! Hubert! Where are you? I can't find you!" Grace Farnham's voice echoed out the tunnel.
Hugh ducked into the tunnel. "Coming!"
They ate lunch under a tree a little distance from the shelter. Hugh decided that the tunnel had been buried so deeply that the chance of its mouth being more radioactive than the interior was negligible. As for the roof, he was not certain. So he placed a dosimeter (the only sort of radiation instrument that had come through the pummeling) on top of the shelter to compare it later with one inside. He was relieved to see that the dosimeters agreed that they had suffered less than lethal dosage-although large-and that they checked each other.
The only other precaution he took was for them to keep guns by them-all but his wife. Grace Farnham "couldn't stand guns," and resented having to eat with guns in sight.
But she ate with good appetite. Duke had built a fire and they were blessed with hot coffee, hot canned beef, hot peas, hot canned sweet potatoes, and canned fruit salad-and cigarettes with no worry about air or fire.
"That was lovely," Grace admitted. "Hubert dear? Do you know what it would take to make it just perfect? You don't approve of drinking in the middle of the day but these are special circumstances and my nerves are still a teensy bit on edge-so, Joseph, if you will just run back inside and fetch a bottle of that Spanish brandy-"
"Grace."
"What, dear? -then all of us could celebrate our miraculous escape. You were saying?"
"I'm not sure there is any."
"What? Why, we stored two cases of it!"
"Most of the liquor was broken. That brings up something else. Duke, you are out of a job as water boss. I'd like you to take over as bartender. There are at least two unbroken fifths. Whatever you find, split it six ways and make it share and share alike, whether it's several bottles each, or just a part of a bottle."
Mrs. Farnham looked blank, Duke looked uneasy. Karen said hastily, "Daddy, you know what I said."
"Oh, yes. Duke, your sister is on the wagon. So hold her share as a medicinal reserve. Unless she changes her mind."
"I don't want the job," said Duke.
"We have to divide up the chores, Duke. Oh yes, do the same with cigarettes. When they are gone, they're gone, whereas I have hopes that we can distill liquor later." He turned to his wife. "Why not have a Miltown, dear?"
"Drugs! Hubert Farnham, are you telling me that I can't have a drink?"
"Not at all. At least two fifths came through. Your share would be about a half pint. If you want a drink, go ahead."
"Well! Joseph, run inside and fetch me a bottle of brandy."
"No!" her husband countermanded. "If you want it, Grace, fetch it yourself."
"Oh, shucks, Hugh, I don't mind."
"I do. Grace, Joe's ribs are cracked. It hurts him to climb. You can manage the climb with those boxes as steps-and you're the only one who wasn't hurt."
"That's not true!"
"Not a scratch. Everybody else was bruised or worse. Now about jobs- I want you to take over as cook. Karen will be your assistant. Okay, Karen?"
"Certainly, Daddy."
"It will keep you both busy. We'll build a grill and Dutch oven, but it will be cook over a campfire and wash dishes in the creek for a while."
"So? And will you please tell me, Mr. Farnham, what Joseph is going to do in the meantime? To earn his wages?"
"Will you please tell me how we'll pay wages? Dear, dear- can't you see that things have changed?"
"Don't be preposterous! Joseph will get every cent coming to him and he knows it-just as soon as this mess is straightened out. After all, we've saved his life. And we've always been good to him, he won't mind waiting. Will you, Joseph?"
"Grace! Quiet down and listen. Joe is no longer our servant. He is our partner in adversity. We'll never pay him wages again. Quit acting like a child and face the facts. We're broke. We're never going to have any money again. Our house is gone. My business is gone. The Mountain Exchange Bank is gone. We're wiped out... save for what we stored in the shelter. But we are lucky. We're alive and by some miracle have a chance of scratching a living out of the ground. Lucky. Do you understand?"
"I understand you are using it as an excuse to bully me!"
"You've merely been assigned a job to fit your talents."
"Kitchen drudge! I was your kitchen slave for twenty-five years! That's long enough. I won't do it! Do you understand me?"
"You are wrong on both points. You've had a maid most of our married life... and Karen washed dishes from the time she could see over the sink. Granted, we had lean years. Now we're going to have more lean years-and you're going to help. Grace, you are a fine cook when you want to be. You will cook... or you won't eat."
"Oh!" She burst into tears and fled into the shelter.
Her behind was disappearing when Duke got up to follow. His father stopped him. "Duke!"
"Yes."
"One word and you can join your mother. I'm going exploring, I want you to go with me."
Duke hesitated. "All right."
"We'll start shortly. I think your job should be 'hunter.' You're a better shot than I am and Joe has never hunted. What do you think?"
"Uh- All right."
"Good. Well, go soothe her down and, Duke, see if you can make her see the facts."
"Maybe. But I agree with Mother. You were bullying her."
"As may be. Go ahead."
Duke turned abruptly and left. Karen said quietly, "I think so too, Daddy. You were bullying."
"I intended to. I judged it called for bullying. Karen, if I hadn't tromped on it, she would do no work... and would order Joe around, treat him as a hired cook."
"Shucks, Hugh, I don't mind cooking. It was a pleasure to rustle lunch."
"She's a better cook than you are, Joe, and she's going to cook. Don't let me catch you fetching and carrying for her."
The younger man grinned. "You won't catch me."
"Better not. Or I'll skin you and nail it to the barn. Barbara, what do you know about farming?"
"Very little."
"You're a botanist."
"No, I simply might have been one, someday."
"Which makes you eight times as much of a farmer as the rest of us. I can barely tell a rose from a dandelion; Duke knows even less and Karen thinks you dig potatoes out of gravy. You heard Joe say he was a city boy. But we have seeds and a small supply of fertilizers. Also garden tools and books about farming. Look over what we've got and find a spot for a garden. Joe and I will do the spading and such. But you will have to boss."
"All right. Any flower seeds?"
"How did you know?"
"I just hoped."
"Annuals and perennials both. Don't look for a spot this afternoon; I don't want you girls away from the shelter until we know the hazards. Joe, today we should accomplish two things, a ladder and two privies. Barbara, how are you as a carpenter?"
"Just middlin'. I can drive a nail."
"Don't let Joe do what you can do; those ribs have to heal. But we need a ladder. Karen, my little flower, you have the privilege of digging privies."