"But that was when it started, when I started making money. She isn't built to stand prosperity. Grace has always stood up to adversity magnificently. This is the first time she hasn't. I still think she will."
"Of course she will, Hugh."
"I hope so."
"I'm glad to know more about her, Hugh. I'll try to be considerate."
"Damn it, I'm not asking that. I just want you to know that fat and foolish and self-centered isn't all there is to Grace. Nor was her slipping entirely her fault. I'm not easy to live with, Barbara."
"So?"
"So! When we were able to slow down, I didn't. I let business keep me away evenings. When a woman is left alone, it's easy to slip out for another beer when the commercial comes on and to nibble all evening along with the beer. If I was home, I was more likely to read than to visit, anyhow. And I didn't just let business keep me away; I joined the local duplicate club. She joined but she dropped out. She plays a good social game-but I like to fight for every point. No criticism of her, there's no virtue in playing as if it were life or death. Grace's way is better- Had I been willing to take it easy, too, well, she wouldn't be the way she is."
"Nonsense!"
"Pardon me?"
"Hugh Farnham, what a person is can never be somebody else's fault, I think. I am what I am because Barbie herself did it. And so did Grace. And so did you." She added in a low voice, "I love you. And that's not your fault, nor is anything we did your fault. I won't listen to you beating your breast and sobbing 'Mea culpa!' You don't take credit for Grace's virtues. Why take blame for her faults?"
He blinked and smiled. "Seven no trump."
"That's better."
"I love you. Consider yourself kissed."
"Kiss back. Grand slam. But watch it," she said out of the corner of her mouth. "Here come the cops."
It was Karen, clean, shining, hair brushed, fresh lipstick, and smiling. "What an inspiring sight!" she said. "Would you poor slaves like a crust of bread and a pannikin of water?"
"Shortly," her father agreed. "In the meantime don't carry these buckets too heavily loaded."
Karen backed away. "I wasn't volunteering!"
"That's all right. We aren't formal."
"But Daddy, I'm clean!"
"Has the creek gone dry?"
"Daddy! I've got lunch ready. Out front. You're too filthy to come into my lovely clean house." -
"Yes, baby. Come along, Barbara." He picked up the buckets.
Mrs. Farnham did not appear for lunch. Karen stated that Mother had decided to eat inside. Hugh let it go at that; there would be enough hell when Duke got back.
Joe said, "Hugh? About that notion of plumbing-"
"Got it figured out?"
"Maybe I see a way to have running water."
"If we get running water, I guarantee to provide plumbing fixtures."
"Really, Daddy? I know what I want. In colored tile. Lavender, I think. And with a dressing table built around-"
"Shut up, infant. Yes, Joe?"
"Well, you know those Roman aqueducts. This stream runs uphill that way. I mean it's higher up that way, so someplace it's higher than the shelter. As I understand it, Roman aqueducts weren't pipe, they were open."
"I see." Farnham considered it. There was a waterfall a hundred yards upstream. Perhaps above it was high enough.
"But that would mean a lot of masonry, whether dry-stone, or mud mortar. And each arch requires a frame while it's being built."
"Couldn't we just split logs and hollow them out? And support them on other logs?"
"We could." Hugh thought about it. "There's an easier way, and one that would kill two birds. Barbara, what sort of country is this?"
"I beg your pardon?"
"You said that this area is at least semitropical. Can you tell what season it is? And what the rest of the year is likely to bring? What I'm driving at is this: Are you going to need irrigation?"
"Good heavens, Hugh, I can't answer that!"
"You can try."
"Well-" She looked around. "I doubt if it ever freezes here. If we had water, we might have crops all year. This is not a tropical rain forest, or the undergrowth would be much more dense. It looks like a place with a rainy season and a dry season."
"Our creek doesn't go dry; it has lots of fish. Where were you thinking of having your garden?"
"How about this stretch downstream to the south? Several trees should come out, though, and a lot of bushes."
"Trees and bushes are no problem. Mmm- Joe, let's take a walk. I'll carry a rifle, you strap on your forty-five. Girls, don't dig so much that it topples down on you. We would miss you."
"Daddy, I was thinking of taking a nap."
"Good. Think about it while you're digging."
Hugh and Joe worked their way upstream. "What are you figuring on, Hugh?"
"A contour-line ditch. We need to lead water to an air vent on the roof. If we can do that, we've got it made. A sanitary toilet. Running water for cooking and washing. And for gardening, coming in high enough to channel it wherever Barbara wants it. But the luxury that will mean most to our womenfolk is a bath and kitchen. We'll clear the tank room and install both."
"Hugh, I see how you might get water with a ditch. But what about fixtures? You can't just let water splash down through the roof."
"I don't know yet, but we'll build them. Not a flush toilet, it's too complex. But a constant-flow toilet, a sort that used to be common aboard warships. It's a trough with seats. Water runs in one end, out the other. We'll lead it down the manhole, out the tunnel, and away from the house. Have you seen any clay?"
"There is a clay bank at the stream below the house. Karen complained about how sticky it was. She went upstream to bathe, a sandy spot." -
"I'll look at it. If we can bake clay, we can make all sorts of things. A toilet. A sink. Dishes. Tile pipe. Build a kiln out of unbaked clay, use the kiln to bake anything. But clay just makes it easier. Water is the real gold; all civilizations were built on water. Joe, we are about high enough."
"Maybe a little higher? It would be embarrassing to dig a ditch a couple of hundred yards long-"
"Longer."
"-or longer, and find that it's too low and no way to get it up to the roof."
"Oh, we'll survey it first."
"Survey it? Hugh, maybe you didn't notice but we don't even have a spirit level. That big smash broke its glasses. And there isn't even a tripod, much less a transit and all those things."
"The Egyptians invented surveying with less, Joe. Losing the spirit level doesn't matter. We'll build an unsplit level."
"Are you making fun of me, Hugh?"
"Not at all. Mechanics were building level and square centuries before you could buy instruments. We'll build a plumbbob level. That's an upside-down T, and a string with a weight to mark the vertical. You can build it about six feet long and six high to give us a long sighting arm-minimize the errors. Have to take apart one of the bunks for boards. It's light, fussy work you can do while your ribs heal. ~While the girls do the heavy, unfussy excavating."
"You draw it, I'll build it."
"When we get the building leveled we'll mount it on the roof and sight upstream. Have to cut a tree or two but we won't have any trouble running a base line. Intercepts we run with a smaller level. Duck soup, Joe."
"No sweat, huh?"
"Mostly sweat. But twenty feet a day of shallow ditch and we'll have irrigation water when the dry season hits. The bathroom can wait-the gals will be cheered just by the fact that there will be one, someday. Joe, it would suit me if our base line cuts the stream about here. See anything?"
"What should I see?"
"We fell those two trees and they dam the creek. Then chuck in branches, mud, and some brush and still more mud and rocks and the stream backs up in a pond." Hugh added, "Have to devise a gate, and that I do not see, with what we have to work with. Every problem leads straight to another. Damn."