Poor thing—it needed to run loose! How could these monsters keep a wild, noble creature like this penned up in such an unnaturally barren environment?
There were alarms on the gate and on the fence; she didn’t have Howard’s expertise in dealing with such things, but these were easy, even a child could have taken them off-line. As she worked, she talked to the poor beast trapped on the other side of the gate, and it paused in its pacing at the sound of her voice.
“Hang in there, baby,” she crooned to it. “There’s a whole big National Park on the other side of the lab fence—as soon as we get you loose, we’ll take that big BrontoSaurian through it, and that will leave a hole big enough for a hundred animopersons to run through! Then you’ll be free! You’ll be able to play in the sunshine, and roll in the grass—eat all the flowers you want—we’ll make sure they never catch you, don’t you worry.”
The beast drew nearer, until she felt the warmth of its breath on her coat sleeve as she worked. It snuffled a little, and she wrinkled her nose at the smell.
Poor thing! What were they feeding it, anyway? Didn’t they ever give it a chance to bathe? Her resentment grew as it sniffed at the gap between the metal slats. Why, it was lonely! The poor thing was as lonely as some of those rodeo horses had been! Didn’t anyone ever come to pet and play with it?
Finally she disabled the last of the alarms. The creature inside the corral seemed to sense her excitement and anticipation as she worked at the lock on the gate. She heard it shifting its weight from foot to foot in a kind of dance that reminded her of her pet parakeet when he wanted out of his cage, before she’d grown wiser and freed it into the abundant outdoors.
“Don’t worry little fellow,” she crooned at it. “I’ll have you out of here in no time—”
With a feeling of complete triumph, she popped the lock, flipped open the hasp on the gate, and swung it wide, eager for the first sight of her newly freed friend.
The first thing she saw was a huge-headed lizard, about six feet tall, that stood on two legs, balancing itself with its tail. It was poised to leap through the gate. The last thing she saw was a grinning mouth like a bear-trap, full of sharp, carnivorous teeth, closing over her head.
Hank threw his rope over a chair in the employee lounge and sank into the one next to it, feeling sweat cool all over his body. He pulled his hat down over his eyes. This had not been the most disastrous morning of his life, but it was right up there. Somehow the Dino had gotten into Gertie’s pen—and whoever had left the gate open last night was going to catch hell. The little carnivore couldn’t hurt the Bronto, but he had already eaten all the Dobermans that were supposed to be guarding the complex, and he was perfectly ready to add a lab tech or lab hand to the menu. You couldn’t trank the Saurians; their metabolism was too weird. You couldn’t drive a Dino; there wasn’t anything he was afraid of. The only safe way to handle the little bastard was to get two ropes on him and haul him along, a technique Hank had learned roping rhinos in Africa. It had taken him and Buford half the morning to get the Dino roped and hauled back to his corral. They’d had to work on foot since none of the horses would come anywhere near the Dino. All he needed was one more thing— “Hank!” someone yelled from the door.
“What, dammit?” Hank Sayer snapped. “I’m tired! Unless you’ve got the chowderhead that left Dino and Gertie’s pens open”
“They weren’t left open, they were opened last night,” said the tech, his voice betraying both anger and excitement. “Some animal-rights yoyos got in last night, the security guys found them on one of the tapes. And the cleanup crews found what was left of two of them in the pit under Gertie’s pen and just inside Dino’s doghouse!”
That was more than enough to make Hank sit up and push his hat back. “What the hell—how come—”
The tech sighed. “These bozos think every animal is just like the bunny-wunnies they had as kids. I don’t think one of them has been closer to a real bull than videotape. They sure as hell didn’t research the Saurians, else they’d have known the Dino’s a land-shark, and it takes Gertie a full minute to process any sensation and act on it. We found what was left of the cattle-prod in the pit.”
Hank pushed his hat back on his head and scratched his chin. “Holy shit. So the bozos just got in the way of Gertie after they shocked her, and opened Dino’s pen to let him out?”
“After disabling the alarms and popping the locks,” the tech agreed. “Shoot, Dino must have had fifteen or twenty minutes to get a good whiff and recognize fresh meat. . . .”
“He must’ve thought the pizza truck had arrived—” Suddenly another thought occurred to him. “Man, we’ve got three Saurians in here—did anybody think to check Tricky’s pen?”
Alarm filled the tech’s face. “I don’t think so—”
“Well, come on then,” Hank yelled, grabbing his lariat and shooting for the door like Dino leaping for a side of beef. “Call it in and meet me there!”
Tricky’s pen was the largest, more of an enclosure than a pen; it had been the home of their herd of aurochs before the St. Louis zoo had taken delivery. Tricky was perfectly placid, so long as you stayed on your side of the fence. Triceratops, it seemed, had a very strong territorial instinct. Or at least, the GenTech reproductions did. It was completely safe to come within three feet of the fence. Just don’t come any closer. . . .
Hank saw with a glance that the alarms and cameras had been disabled here, too. And the gate stood closed—but it was not locked anymore.
Tricky was nowhere in sight.
“He wouldn’t go outside the fence,” Hank muttered to himself, scanning the pasture with his brow furrowed with worry. “Not unless someone dragged him—”
“Listen!” the tech panted. Hank held his breath, and strained his ears.
“Help!” came a thin, faint voice, from beyond the start of the trees shading the back half of Tricky’s enclosure. “Help!”
“Oh boy.” Hank grinned, and peered in the direction of the shouts. “This time we got one.”
Sure enough, just through the trees, he could make out the huge brown bulk of the Tricerotops standing in what Hank recognized as a belligerent aggression-pose. The limbs of the tree moved a little, shaking beneath the weight of whoever Tricky had treed.
“Help!” came the faint, pathetic cry.
“Reckon he didn’t read the sign,” said Buford, ambling up with both their horses, and indicating the sign posted on the fence that read, “If you cross this field, do it in 9.9 seconds; Tricky the Triceratops does it in 10.”
“Reckon not,” Hank agreed, taking the reins of Smoky from his old pal and swinging into the saddle. He looked over at the tech, who hastened to hold open the gate for both of them. “You’d better go get Security, the cops, the medics and the lawyers in that order,” he said, and the tech nodded.
Hank looked back into the enclosure. Tricky hadn’t moved.
“Reckon that’un’s the lucky’un,” Buford said, sending Pete through the gate at a sedate walk.