Alice and the Pillar then travel to the Vatican to meet the White Queen who is reincarnated as Fabiola, one of the most respectable nuns in the world, trying her best to help people. Fabiola leads Alice to the final clue to catch the Cheshire who is looking for his grin, which Lewis had stolen from him. The Cheshire’s grin will grant him unimaginable powers in his quest to summon many Wonderland Monsters to use them in the mysterious Wonderland War.
Alice and the Pillar confront the Cheshire in a final battle in Ypres in Belgium, where a bizarre festival called Kattenstoet takes place. After the sky rains cats, Alice manages to save Constance with help of Jack Diamonds, the mysterious card-smelling boy who likes her unconditionally.
The Pillar shows Alice how to meet Lewis Carroll through a secret door in the Tom Tower in Oxford University. Lewis gives Alice a key and tells her to take care of it. Still, Alice is forced to give the Cheshire his grin back in exchange for saving Constance again. The grin grants the Cheshire the power to posses any one he wants.
In a final scene, Alice realizes that Jack Diamonds is actually her boyfriend Adam, one of the people she killed in a bus accident she can’t remember. Then the Cheshire visits her in the Asylum and tells her that she is mad and that this adventure only happened in her head. It was all just a figment of her mad imagination.
Figment: Insanity 2 (Mad in Wonderland)
After her encounter with the Cheshire Cat, Alice Wonder can hardly tell reality from imagination. But when kids have their head chopped off and stuffed in watermelons all over the city, it's clear that another Wonderland Monster has arrived, possibly scarier than the Cheshire. Alice, along with Professor Pillar, has to solve the killer's puzzles before an unimaginable event would cause the death of millions. Then Jack Diamonds appears again. This time, Alice must know who he really is.
Prologue
Football Match, Stamford Bridge Stadium, Fulham, London, Present Day
The players at Stamford Bridge stadium had no idea of the bloody horrors awaiting them.
The two opposing teams, Manchester United and Chelsea FC, were fighting for the title in the final game of the season. The winner's prize would be a huge silver grail with ridiculously huge handles popping out like rabbit ears from both sides. Although it was no holy grail, it was to be handed, along with a few medals, by the Queen of England herself.
Unfortunately, Her Majesty couldn't come. One of her Welsh dogs had been suddenly sick. The poor dog, whose name was Maddog, had gorged on a sizable portion of the Queen's Brazilian nuts last night, eventually fated with a terrible case of chronic constipation. The Queen demanded she would not attend the game until Maddog pooped, which apparently never happened.
Renowned Parliament member Margaret Kent was sent on behalf of the Queen, excited to watch the game.
The watching spectators didn't care about the Queen, her dog, or the pretentious Parliament woman. The crowd's only concern was the long-awaited game. They looked as enthusiastic as Wonderland rabbits, checking their watches and knuckling their fingers, ready for an afternoon of a brilliant football match—soccer game, if you're American.
After a hard-working week, licking dust off their bosses' shoes, and paying their taxes, all they wanted was pure, mindless entertainment. They watched the players in the field kick-start the match, frantically chasing after the helpless ball as if their lives depended on it. Some would wonder why they kicked the ball away if they liked it that much, but that was a nonsensical argument for another time.
"I can't see anything, Mummy." A chubby kid among the spectators pulled his mother's coat. The kid didn't really like football. He was here because his mother had promised him an insane surprise.
"Shhh," the mother said. The woman wore an absurd red fur coat and big black glasses. "Patience, my dear," she said. "Madness comes to those who wait."
The boy rubbed his eyes with his fatty hands, and then sighed. He rummaged through his snack box and contemplated whether he should eat one of those Snicker Snackers twin-bars, or maybe have a fizzy Tumtum drink. He settled for a rainbow-colored Lollipop Lane as he waited for the insane surprise.
Down in the field, a player kicked the ball so high it landed atop the banks of the opponent's fans. A man with a silver front tooth, wearing the club's shirt, hugged the ball as if it were his newborn baby. A few other fans went bonkers and began kicking him to give the ball back and resume the game.
In such cases, the chubby kid was told, another ball was provided to continue the game.
And so it happened.
One of Manchester's players was given a substitute ball, which they kicked and chased again. That was when the Wonderland madness began...
A few kicks in, the players felt something unordinary about the new ball. The game was halted as the referee approached to check it himself.
"The ball is a bit heavy," player number fourteen said.
"Yes, it is!" another agreed. "That's unusual."
"What's wrong with this bloody ball?" a sweating player asked impatiently.
The referee weighed the ball upon his hand. It certainly was significantly heavier than the standard ball.
Which was impossible.
All balls had to be previously inspected by FIFA, the international federation of football. Each ball's design followed a set of standard manufacturing rules.
"I think there is something inside the ball." The referee brought it to his ear. "Listen."
The players passed the ball one to another, as they listened to something bumping inside it.
"It's pregnant," a player chuckled before another snatched the ball from him.
"Get me a knife!" the referee’s curiosity ruled over any logic. "I have to slice it open. It could be a bomb!"
Back in the crowd, the chubby kid had his eyes glazed to the scene, licking his lollipop at a faster pace. A surge of excitement ran through his veins as the soundtrack of the movie Jaws growled inside his head: Dum Dum, Dum Dum. Tarararaaaa!
Something wicked was coming his way. And he loved it. "Is this the surprise, Mommy?" the boy asked.
Mommy, looking like a widow in a funeral with her dark glasses, said nothing.
"What's in the ball, Mommy!" the boy insisted.
She only squeezed her son's chubby hands for assurance, and continued watching the incident in the field.
Somehow, right after slicing the ball in two, players began to run away in all directions. The referee who had the ball cut open was the first to run. He ran like a mad chicken, panicked by the egg it had just laid. Then the players followed. They couldn't stand witnessing the horrible thing inside the ball. Most of the players ran aimlessly in the field, too panicked to look for an exit, going nowhere as if they were in the Caucus Race.
Shivers of panic waved like a storm through the stadium—more excitement for the lollipop-licking boy and his mysterious mother, though.
"What's in the ball?" the crowd moaned, sweet horror on the tips of their tongues, kaleidoscopic panic in their eyes.