But the reality was he’d only had a couple small nips of vodka yesterday. And none today. That, for him, was as close to sober as he was ever going to get.
He’d been at the pot farmers’ camp when the EMP had hit. Of course, they hadn’t known what it was that had happened.
There’d only been three of them total at the camp. They’d just sold off a good haul the past week, and they’d sort of been sitting around trying to figure out whether to split with the money or stay around and get another crop going. Earning even more money, of course, was tempting.
When the cell phones had gone down, Jordan had seen his opportunity. He hadn’t known it was an EMP. All he’d seen was an opportunity.
He’d taken all the cash and split.
Of course, given his luck, the car had broken down about a hundred yards from the camp. The noise had woken up his “colleagues,” and they’d come after him. He’d had to evade them in the trees, running until he couldn’t run any longer, and hiding when he’d been too exhausted to move.
He hadn’t done badly for a man in his sixties. An alcoholic in his sixties, on top of that. But then again, he’d never really been one of those alcoholics with completely ruined health. Instead, he’d always had that kind of old-time wiry strength that you can’t get from going to a gym or training. It was just something natural to him. He didn’t look muscular, but he was incredibly strong.
His colleagues had chased him through the woods for miles. They’d been desperate for the cash.
In the end, he’d gotten away from them, and without resorting to violence. Which was good. He wasn’t necessarily the violent type. Not that he was a pacifist. Far from it. He’d been in his fair share of bar fights over the years. And while he hadn’t won each brawl, he’d rarely come out without inflicting some serious damage on his opponent.
So, he’d gotten away from them without a fight. Merely by hiding. By being clever. But what had been difficult had been the journey back home. That’s what he’d barely survived.
It hadn’t initially occurred to him that heading back home wasn’t the best idea. After all, they’d be looking for him.
But when he’d gotten close enough to home, without any other plan, he’d said “screw it,” and decided to head home and have a well-deserved drink. Or a couple of drinks.
It had been a weird journey. And it had just gotten even weirder, now with all these people in his house. And the power was out? What the hell was going on? And what was Jim talking about?
Jordan had spent the entire journey home in the woods, avoiding the roads and civilization. Sure, he’d noticed a complete lack of light pollution in the sky at nights, but he’d just shrugged it off. Obviously, his first thought hadn’t been that the power had gone off everywhere and that civilization was on the verge of collapsing.
And now that’s exactly what Jim was telling him was happening. And while Jordan didn’t exactly like Jim, he never figured him for the type of guy to just make stuff up. Jim wasn’t frivolous, and he wasn’t paranoid. In general, he had his head on pretty straight.
And Jim had never seemed like the type of guy to lose his head and go nuts. But then again, stranger things had happened.
And now Jim was there, pointing his gun at a cop. That definitely was something the regular Jim would not do. Unless he’d lost his mind. Or civilization was collapsing and the cops could no longer be trusted.
Jordan had to consider both options.
After all, Jordan’s number one rule had always been to look out for himself. And to protect himself, he either needed to align himself with Jim, until a better opportunity came along, or else he needed to get the hell out of there. Being on the same side as a nutjob with his gun trained on a cop wasn’t exactly where Jordan wanted to be. Especially with his various priors and his extremely checkered past.
“What the hell are you doing, Jim?” snapped Jordan. “You can’t shoot a cop.”
“My worry is that he’s not a cop.”
The cop stopped about ten paces away and put his hands in the air. “I’m unarmed,” he said.
“An unarmed cop?” said Jim, his voice full of suspicion.
“I barely got out of Rochester alive,” said the cop. “They took my gun from me.”
“Who did?” said Jim.
“A mob. I don’t know. Does it matter anymore?”
“A mob?” said Jordan. “What are you talking about?”
“He doesn’t know about the EMP,” said Jim.
“Have you been living under a rock or something?” said the cop.
Jordan said nothing, just nodded vaguely. He was trying to put all the pieces together, his mind working as fast as it could.
“I’m Andy,” said the cop. “By the way.” His hands were still in the air. It seemed like an odd way to introduce himself.
Jim said nothing for several moments. His face was impassive, as if he was thinking deeply.
“Come on, Jim, put the gun down,” said Jordan. “Whatever this EMP thing is, I’m sure we can work it all out. This guy looks like he needs our help. Isn’t that right?”
“I’m just trying to stay alive,” said Andy the cop. “Just a meal, and a place to stay. That’s all I need. I’m trying to rejoin up with the force, or the National Guard. Or the army. I’m just trying to serve my country.”
“Listen to him, Jim.”
“We’re already short on food,” said Jim. “We don’t have room for one more.”
“You mean two more,” said Jordan. “Me plus him. Listen, Jim. Whatever’s going on, it’s my house. And that means I get to choose who we let stay or not.”
Jim was silent, but the changes in his face let Jordan know he’d struck a chord. Jim had always been really hung up on personal property, personal rights, and all that stuff. Much more so than Jordan himself was. Jordan knew how to play right into people’s belief systems. He knew how to manipulate people based on their sense of right and wrong.
Jordan knew which strings to pull. That had always been something he’d been good at, knowing how to get people to do what he wanted.
And in this case, strange as it may have seemed, he wanted the cop to stay with them.
Jordan’s hunch was that the cop really was a cop, even if Jim still seemed suspicious.
If those pot farmers came looking for their money, it’d be good to have an extra guy around. Someone who really knew how to use a gun.
Sure, Jim had his little revolver there. But as far as Jordan knew, Jim didn’t really know how to use it. He’d been a city guy all his life, tinkering away at his little electronic store or whatever it was.
A cop, though, would know how to use a gun. He’d protect Jordan from whoever came looking for him.
Jordan surreptitiously patted the wad of cash that was tucked away safely in his pocket.
He had big plans for that money. Big plans.
“So, what do you say, Jimmy? Put the gun down.”
“How do we know he’s really a cop?”
“He’s got the uniform and everything.”
“Anyone could get that uniform.”
“It fits him and everything. Look at it.”
“Let’s see some ID,” said Jim to Andy the cop.
“They stole my wallet,” said the cop.
“Badge?”
“Yeah, let me see here. I took it off and hid it.”
The cop rolled up one of his torn pant legs and pulled something out of his sock. It was a shiny police badge.
“Looks legit enough,” said Jordan, peering forward.
“All right,” said Jim, grimacing. “But this is on you, Jordan. We’re already having trouble feeding the four we’ve got here.”
“Four? You’ve got four people crammed into my house?”
“They’re guests of your niece. Nothing you can do about it.”
“You could be a little more polite with me. It is my house, after all.”